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You have to get a CPA. You also need to know as much as you possibly can about "poker & taxes" before you see the CPA. There used to be tons of helpful info in the legislation forum, so search for it there. pm me if you want with questions.

And btw, if any of you are making a significant amount of $$$ at pokah and not paying taxes, it's only a matter of time before you get caught.

07-17-2008 , 01:41 PM

#77

PartysOver

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Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 5,970

Quote:

This is wrong..it's possible for variance to affect you regardless of sample size, although obviously the chance of it happening goes down the larger the sample has. Lots of people on this forum are ignorant and think just because they play a huge amount of hands that they will be at neutral EV, and although this is true for most, it's definitely not true for all. I mean, look at SobraoluckBoX, KTheKing, and simmsux...all have run hotter than god for at least 400k+ hands.

while it's plausible to run well for your entire lifetime, these guys are probably still winners just not to the current extent.

and one more time, i am not in a 250k hand downswing. i would have committed suicide by now. it's 15k hands but the most amount of buyins everrrrr

07-17-2008 , 02:58 PM

#78

EPiPeN11

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Quote:

Originally Posted by PartysOver

jesus just tell us how many buyins/amount of money ur down already yo

07-17-2008 , 03:21 PM

#79

SgtJake

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pattay

and f youre not drunk right now youre a ****** fggot

lmao

This is what makes pattay a better poster than the rest of us imo.

I'd say he's the coolest person here except he's Asian and I only like white people.

07-17-2008 , 05:03 PM

#80

newschool2

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anyone who has played wii boxing just look at this.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...d.php?t=252657

07-17-2008 , 07:17 PM

#81

dankness3

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i rock

07-17-2008 , 07:18 PM

#82

dankness3

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edity if u r high this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk8qc...eature=related

07-17-2008 , 08:26 PM

#83

bottomset

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Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 26,269

Quote:

Originally Posted by EPiPeN11

jesus just tell us how many buyins/amount of money ur down already yo

prediction: he's going to say 3.5k and I'm going to punch him in the face if I see him

07-17-2008 , 08:49 PM

#84

EPiPeN11

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Quote:

Originally Posted by bottomset

prediction: he's going to say 3.5k and I'm going to punch him in the face if I see him

lol

07-17-2008 , 08:55 PM

#85

jack frost

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SgtJake

actually you dont need a CPA. You can print the forms you nedd and fill them out yourself if you want. I suspect sgt. is like me and prefers not to waste time messing around with this stuff. its easier to pay someone.

07-17-2008 , 09:09 PM

#86

PartysOver

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Quote:

prediction: he's going to say 3.5k and I'm going to punch him in the face if I see him

haha i'd pay a lot to be down that much

wat

07-17-2008 , 09:18 PM

#87

K.O.S.

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So last time I drove through Chicago, I blew through 7 toll stations. Today, I get a bill in the mail for $147: $7 for the tolls, and $20 per station that I missed. Does anyone know if I have any type of defense here? Can I say, for example, "My friend, (name a Chicago resident with an iPass), was in the car with me, so we took his iPass, and I guess it ran out of batteries" or something like that?

07-17-2008 , 09:20 PM

#88

EPiPeN11

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Quote:

Originally Posted by PartysOver

haha i'd pay a lot to be down that much

wat

MY GOD SAY HOW MUCH UR DOWN ALREADY, THIS ISN'T CLASSIFIED INFO THAT U HAVE TO WITHOLD FROM THE CIA OR ANYTHING

07-17-2008 , 09:29 PM

#89

SgtJake

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Quote:

Originally Posted by jack frost

I suspect sgt jake is like me and prefers not to waste time messing around with this stuff. its easier to pay someone.

I employ a small army of people to cut my lawn, clean my house, snowplow my driveway, cater my parties, do my taxes & investing, train my kids, and do odd jobs around the house. I don't do **** except pokah, golf, family stuff, and party.

In regard to the CPA thing, a good CPA will save you whatever his fees are.

07-17-2008 , 09:41 PM

#90

SgtJake

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kos13

Pay the fine imo, you earned it.

07-17-2008 , 09:47 PM

#91

EPiPeN11

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SgtJake

Wait people actually hire people to cut their lawn, clean their house, snowplow their driveway, cater their parties, and do their taxes/investing? I thought everyone did that stuff by themselves.

07-17-2008 , 10:07 PM

#92

PartysOver

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Quote:

My friend, (name a Chicago resident with an iPass), was in the car with me, so we took his iPass,

so how do you think they got your plate? cameras?

07-17-2008 , 10:25 PM

#93

Kelisitaan

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SgtJake

WAIT YOU MEAN THERE ARE PEOPLE YOU CAN HIRE TO CLEAN YOUR HOUSE, CUT YOUR LAWN AND PLOW YOUR SNOW?

07-17-2008 , 10:35 PM

#94

SgtJake

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i don't get it

07-17-2008 , 10:46 PM

#95

CalledDownLight

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Quote:

Originally Posted by PartysOver

haha i'd pay a lot to be down that much

wat

would you pay more than 6.5k? Thats what I'd pay.

07-17-2008 , 10:59 PM

#96

Schwallie

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Quote:

Originally Posted by CalledDownLight

would you pay more than 30k? Thats what I'd pay.

07-17-2008 , 11:28 PM

#97

PartysOver

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know how i know i'm tilted?

i'm ego battling certain villains in the original zelda (hidden brag) my controlers are messed up so sometimes if you hit right you go down etc. and so of course i could jsut scoot right past these guys but no i'm on my like 18th life with this ****ed up controller just like walking right into them what the **** i'm gonna kill these ****ing fools

and i dropped 2k in 15 minutes today heads up vs. fishies. wheeee top two cracked/setted on 3 times and the 500 spew and various other ******ed hands