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Originally Posted by Tier1Capital
Dear MHFR:
I'm at Maryland Live playing 5/10. I bought in for $1.5K and now have a stack of ~$5K. Normally I'd continue playing bc I believe I have an edge on the table but this thread has me reconsidering my options. Please advise.
Thanks,
Tier1Capital
(Grabs rack, piles ~ 5k in it, checks watch, flips cute dealer a 1, winks at her, stand up, looks around and smirks, "see you bitches later!"... Then fills out all kinds of paperwork at the cage for some reason, log jams the line of 2-5 players who have to get their own chips per first buyin protocol, explains to anyone who will listen, "that's poker," finally gets 5k bundle, immediately heads to sick ass bar/club where they literally play 5 seconds of a classic club song before jumping to 5 seconds of another classic club song- and so on, has a couple cocktails in plastic cups, dances well for a few minutes/100 songs, heads to Cheesecake Factory for a nice hot victory meal before heading home a true champion)
IMO