I was curious about how any full ringers did in vegas during the WSOP, cash, donkaments, main eventaments, etc?

update please.

funny anecdotes, stories of sexual depravity, or things with a touch of derring doo welcomed

i told two playboy playmates who were being extremely pleasant at a breakfast diner to **** off because i thought they were prostitutes.

about 15 minutes later hugh hefner himself showed up and escorted them out.

gg me

cockblocking yourself is always fun.

I chopped a donkament for $23,000 at Caesar's (swapped 20% so kept $18,500) but failed to cash in the other 8 tournaments I played (including 2 WSOP prelims) for a total of +$11,500 or so.

Played some 2/5 and 5/10 cash at the Rio, crushed 2/5 but lost 1.5 buyins at 5/10 so I was only up a little bit.

Spearmint Rhino was the best blue balls a kid could ask for, A+

lost 18k pot at the wynn 10/20 top boat vs quads
lost 14k pot at the bellagio 10/20 with nut flush vs rivered boat
somehow i was only down 3k overall in poker. but i ended up coming back 18k short.
Poker beats are fine. My biggest mistake was being introduced to Rhino 2nd day of my trip. I got rhinowned. 5days a week. Days i'm not there I was scratchin my head like a crack addictttttttttt

Played a ton of 5-10 did alright. Bricked out of 3 Wsop events. Best part of the trip was walking down the main hall of Venetian to catch a cab and I see this guy staring at these chicks. He looks up at me as he walks by them and says "whats up man" with this big **** eating grin on his face. Why is this interesting? Cause it was MIke Tyson

I played a fair bit of cash. made 2500 or so in less than 25 hours. so i felt good about it. woulda been sweeter but I got hit up for 1300 with a combo draw at 5/10.

I didnt play a single tourny even though all my house mates pretty much were doing it. I was too busto and didnt want to look for a tourney staker at the time. A guy i hung out with alot ended up taking 100th place in theME thingy for 50k or somthing.



My new goal in life is to build up a solid bankroll and buy a house in vegas. then have an xtra 50k ready for me to play 2/5 for a living when online poker dies. I love it.

I played a total of 8 donkaments and 3 short small stakes cash sessions.

I was ahead in all cash sessions for a total of maybe $600.00.

I cashed in 1 tournament for a profit of a whopping $40 at Ceasers. Lost a coinflip with 30 left for above avg. stack and the payouts were extremely top heavy. Busted in 2 other tourneys deepish when I got all in on the flop as 75% favorite for near chip lead stacks if they held.

No degen stories as I'm old, but did get to meet several FR cash guys like 2ez, pterodactyl, wobbly etc. and they were all really cool guys. So although I ran like crap, I def. enjoyed the trip.

when i got the vegas the first night I didnt play. Instead BobboFitos, constanza G and Vedas and I went to meet aejoones to play basketball. IT was like midnight and we went to 24 hour fitness where they have pick up games all the time. I suck at basketball so eventually went to the weight room after a while of shooting around.

the next night however i went to play cards. I like a dummy forget to arrange cash in hand so was looking to trade stars for cash. no one was pleasant of the idea so as a gesture i offered bobbo 25 bucks to trade 500. This is what i turned the 500 into the first night. Needless to say i didnt need to trade anymore than that to have a good time for my remainder of the trip, i had a few other nice seshs to follow and a couple ucky ones.

Holy **** please please please coach me

i cant tell what those chips are

Look like redbirds at the V, or about $2200 imo.

Nice work.


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Neone who can tell me what twoplustwoers money this is in my stack, and ill ship a free hour of coaching(sweating only, and my convience

played 9 events over 2 weeks, and cashed in 2. only swapped 10% in one event which was obv the one i got 3rd for 280k. lost a little in cash games and left up 220k overall.

no good stories b/c i went with gf.

Whos money was it?....................Nations money! =).....Last time i was in vegas i luckboxed Nation for 2k (well 1k was luckbox probably =). SMart money came out that night and made a ton at 2/5 as well that night, he managed not to grab anyones tits, however his did pull his shirt up and acted like he was gonna take his pants off when the female dealer said something that could be used as a perverts iuindow(spelling bah).

im not kidding about that btw.


=).

curve gets 1 free hour, gg all

i did what i always do. looked around and found the best games at whatever stakes there were. those were mostly about 10,20 blind no limit holdem. so thats what i mostly did except for some 25,50 blind with the hundred on it being dead.
i jumped games and seats till i got what i wanted. then proceeded to win. i had no losing sessions during my week long stay. this is not a brag but a guide on how to conduct yourself to win at poker.