Sincerest apologies in advance if this should be placed somewhere else.
Going to play my first 1/2 live game in a few days (actually 10/20 CZK, I live in southern Poland where cash games are illegal, I'm going to Prague in about two weeks). My experience: so far I've played around 50 live donkaments for low buy-ins (cashed in around 20% of them), played a bit online (maybe 2000 hands, no HUD so don't know, I really don't like online), and read a lot of 2+2 (absorbing concepts I've got no chance to use). I'm lifetime break even at blackjack if you exclude the times I split 10s, so I know teh maths*. I also pay close attention to youtube comments under poker vids for explanations of why the pros play the way they do*.
Planning to take a 3BI roll for one evening of poker and not donk it off within 30 minutes. My modest goal: don't lose by playing terribad, don't embarrass myself with a stupid bluff, just lose slowly and absorb the second-hand smoke for a free high (won't be drinking, must drive back to the wife and kids, if I win a big pot all bets are off).
Considering it'll be my first live cash experience I'm looking for pointers how to avoid getting butthurt at the tables (if I win then I'll take the cash and pay the Czech prostitutes to do it for me with the proper tools, they're quite libertine you know).
This much I know:
1. Open shove AA and AK pre-flop to protect my hand*
2. Fold KK to 3!*
3. Float, float and float again, eurotrash cbets with ATC*
4. Fold JJ to 3! regardless of position
Advice?