i did that mule ride when i was like 12.... it was a good time, but only cause you think the donkey is gonna trip and send you pummeling to your death like every other turn.

http://www.lat-long.com/ListLocation...da-Rapids.html

Can we name the donkeys after **** regs?

i will name my donkey ballllennbytabay

Some advice for you guys. Back when I was a live NL grinder in Vegas, I learned a thing or two.


1) A DUI sux, you will spend minimum 18 hours in jail even if you bail yourself out immediately with your baller wad of cash. Nevada Police loves ticketing out of towners and jailing drunk drivers. Don't drive drunk, take a cab.

2) Don't buy drugs off the street. You need a known contact. Stuff off the street is fake and could be dangerous for you to sniff that shiiit.

3) The hookers that love to hang out at Excalibur, Rio, Tropicana, PH, etc etc are all looking to steal from you. Not worth it, plus they are pretty nasty. Probably safer to go through craigslist. The direct to you girls from the street cards are mostly hookers also but they bait and switch and give you nasty ones. If you love hookers, unfortunately Las Vegas is not it. Go to Thailand or Costa Rica.

4) Strip clubs in vegas are a ripoff. Sure you will see some really hot chicks but they are all trying to hustle you for $$$$. They promise you VIP action for $400 an hour, but its nothing. If you go, take 3 $20 bills and 5 $1 bills. You will thank me later.

5) Its better to try to hook up with real chicks from the clubs. You will be surprised how many cougars in there 30s go to the clubs and are hot and horny as hell!!!! They love youngers guys!!! Trust me, get a VIP table at one of the clubs at Mandalay and then go cougar hunting the whole night. Fun as hell and extremely high hookup rate.

6) Don't take your baller wad of cash when you go drinking. Take $200 in your pocket and leave the rest in a safe. Drinking and gambling don't mix. Remember this one.

Hope you guys have fun. If I get a seat into main event maybe we can have a night out at Big Dog's microbrew. They have some sick good beer at that place.

sounds good loco. you should come kick it

no doubt that advice is all solid loco, but come on...if i avoid all of those mistakes theres not much chance i'm going to have fun

ty loco, if you think of anymore would love to see them

A++ advice

Some promoter on the strip gave me and my broke college friends free passes, free limo ride, free entrance and a free drink...stayed for 40 minutes sipped on a beer and left
Girls were very hot as well.... I run good? Or I can do this again for free ?

Ha at saphire I think it was called... Seemed like a pretty nice place

ya they do that everywhere. Pretty sure lots of those promoters sling drugs on the side too

yeah pretty much every cabby has some sort of deal like this... i don't trust them at all.

i trust the guys in sweat pants and sweat shirts that flick paper cards against there palms with girlies on them on the middle of the strip.

Wasn't a cabby... Got a full out limo ... Well I'm not crazy into strip clubs , but if I can get all that for free I might be

anythign this guy says msut be right

LOL

ok im back whats the deal with the casa

GM you are such a choad ahhahahahahha

f sean no one would ever want u to live with them ever

oh ps everyone i have 500$ US cash on me and 600$ canadian in the bank. so we have to play lots of golf early on so I can win enough to fund partying.

09 Vegas Summer Predictions

Biggest Drunk (besides ryanmack ):
Biggest Degen:
Best Ladies Man:
Most Likely to Luckbox a WSOP event:
Most Likely to go Busto:
Worst Golfer:
Most Likely to Hookup with a Tranny:
Most Likely to Fight Someone Over Stuff Said on 2+2:

cant think of anymore at the moment

yo someone PM the address for our house

bink

lol im not ALWAYS drunk but hell of a hangover today after graduation yesterday