So, these situations are never as interesting second hand but I saw a hand that blew my mind a bit the other night and thought I'd share. I wasn't in this hand but saw it and both these V's are so far off from my profile that the hand wouldn't seem nearly as strange if I just pretended I was one of the V's.

2/3 NL
V1 - Loud, generally obnoxious older black woman who regularly pushes the limits of ethics at the poker table. $450.

V2 - Asian guy watching videos on his iPad w headphones on and when he plays a hand, he doesn't stop watching videos. He makes his bet, calls, whatever and kind of ignores the table and goes back to watching his videos (or at least acts like that's what he's doing). TAGish, mostly comes in for raises when he plays and c-bets pretty often when he has the lead. ~$500

V1 open in MP for $20, V2 flats in LP. Everyone else folds.

Flop - ($40) 662r.
Lady bets $40. iPad Guy flats.

Turn - ($120) 662 3r
Lady checks. iPad Guy bets $60. Lady calls.

River - ($240) 662 3 9r
Lady leads for $50.
iPad Guy tanks like 30 seconds and raises to $150.
Lady tanks for like a minute and calls.

Any guesses for hands for Crazy Lady or IPad Guy? I'll post a spoiler later from my computer. On phone now.

I'm probably dead off, but 45 for V1 and 99 for V2?

On the surface it would seem like V2 has a hand like 99. It's possible he could do this with a big overpair too though. V1's range is wide open.

For fun I'll say V2 had 66 and V1 flatted the river raise with 99 lol

Since this a "wild hand" I'll make 2 guesses.

1. V1 has QJ, V2 has QTs
2. V1 has 99, V2 has 66.

Please tell us before this is locked.

Lady has AK, I pad guy has AQ.

Lol, since this is labelled as a "wild" hand, that's what I was thinking too.

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Mr. Doom NAILED it.

As the Crazy Lady scoops the $550 pot w AK high, she curses out iPad guy for trying bluff her and they proceed to throw f-bombs back and forth for about 10 minutes about the hand. Can't make this **** up.

Better question, who played it worst? Haha

I hadn't been at the table with the obnoxious lady before, only heard and saw her antics at other tables while I was in the same room. So, I didn't know her playing tendencies, just that she is very annoying. I've played a decent amount w iPad Guy. I've never seen him get a bluff picked off before, always seemed ABC/straight forward. I expected him to have her crushed, based on the action, to be honest.