I'm beginning to wonder if you actually play LLSNL, or if you are just projecting your ideas of "normal" play on to every V.

Echoing Garick here, like I don't think I believe you play live LLSNL and I'm not exaggerating to make a point. This post is just such an incorrect assumption about live players that it's baffling. I'm not trying to be mean. I'm guessing you're an online player who just likes to give advice on HHs, but it makes most of your advice inapplicable/wrong for this forum

Bad reads. You guys must have 3 or 4 tourists at each of your games. I don't; wish I did.

ROFL

Dafuq you need an elephant for? Who needs tourists when you've got 4 loose passive reg-fish, 2 weak-tight OMC regs, 1 reg lagtard who likely makes his money illicitly, and 1 half-way decent tag-ish reg at each of your games?

Don't know where you're playing, but I've played $1/2 in most parts of the country and have never yet found a game where more than a third of the Vs would semi-bluff raise with a bare nut draw. At 2/5, I've seen it be common, but still not so mandatory that "anyone with the As (unsuited) puts in a raise before the last card is shown."

Frankly, I don't believe you. I don't think there are games like that except home games of poker friends. I don't believe that you really know LLSNL, especially when you go to wikipedia to define "the flop," and don't understand that it is also a round of action, as in "I bet $30 on the flop." Do you really think that means he put his chips on top of three community cards?