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Old Today, 01:53 AM   #1951
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Re: Self quarantine: the LLSNL Coronaids thread

we need another girl to hold up a sign pointing out that given God knows everything and is all powerful, he created Corona Virus and all diseases so that people would die.
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Old Today, 02:02 AM   #1952
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Re: Self quarantine: the LLSNL Coronaids thread

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we need another girl to hold up a sign pointing out that given God knows everything and is all powerful, he created Corona Virus and all diseases so that people would die.
It's just a test of faith. We cannot understand his ways.
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Old Today, 02:46 AM   #1953
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Re: Self quarantine: the LLSNL Coronaids thread

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It's just a test of faith. We cannot understand his ways.
Though this one is pretty straight forward. All mortals die, so the 200 billionth death from the Wuhan virus is hardly a game changer.
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Old Today, 11:13 AM   #1954
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Re: Self quarantine: the LLSNL Coronaids thread

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DC,

it’s unfair to compare the US numbers with the Australian ones, on account of how much more awesome and high achieving Australians are in general. You should compare America with a country of similar talents and achievements like Poland or Belarus
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How much of Australia vs USA results is simply run good variance I wonder?


One of my fave God jokes:

There's a terrible flood. A man sits out on his front porch watching the water rise.

A car drives by in knee deep water and the driver says "jump in, we'll save you!". The man declines and says "I'm waiting for God to save me".

The water rises forcing the man up onto to his porch roof. A boat comes by and the driver says "jump in, we'll save you!". The man declines again and says "I'm waiting for God to save me".

The water rises even more forcing the man up to the top of his chimney. A helicopter flies by and the pilot says "jump in, we'll save you!". The man declines again and says "I'm waiting for God to save me".

Shortly after the water rises a few feet more and the man drowns.

The man arrives in Heaven and asks to talk to God. Upon seeing God he asks "Why didn't you save me?"

Confused, God replies: "I sent you a car, a boat and a helicopter. What the **** were you looking for?"

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Old Today, 02:19 PM   #1955
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Re: Self quarantine: the LLSNL Coronaids thread

I heard the same one except at the end God says: "Because you're retarded."
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