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05-25-2020 , 01:53 AM
we need another girl to hold up a sign pointing out that given God knows everything and is all powerful, he created Corona Virus and all diseases so that people would die.
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05-25-2020 , 02:02 AM
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Originally Posted by feel wrath
we need another girl to hold up a sign pointing out that given God knows everything and is all powerful, he created Corona Virus and all diseases so that people would die.
It's just a test of faith. We cannot understand his ways.
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05-25-2020 , 02:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr Spyutastic
It's just a test of faith. We cannot understand his ways.
Though this one is pretty straight forward. All mortals die, so the 200 billionth death from the Wuhan virus is hardly a game changer.
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05-25-2020 , 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by feel wrath
DC,

it’s unfair to compare the US numbers with the Australian ones, on account of how much more awesome and high achieving Australians are in general. You should compare America with a country of similar talents and achievements like Poland or Belarus
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Originally Posted by Dream Crusher
Australians are some of the most incredible people on the planet



but....

Spoiler:
I hear there are a bunch of brits living there too.



Lol'ed.

GDCandFeelymakingthisthreadgreatagainG


How much of Australia vs USA results is simply run good variance I wonder?


One of my fave God jokes:

There's a terrible flood. A man sits out on his front porch watching the water rise.

A car drives by in knee deep water and the driver says "jump in, we'll save you!". The man declines and says "I'm waiting for God to save me".

The water rises forcing the man up onto to his porch roof. A boat comes by and the driver says "jump in, we'll save you!". The man declines again and says "I'm waiting for God to save me".

The water rises even more forcing the man up to the top of his chimney. A helicopter flies by and the pilot says "jump in, we'll save you!". The man declines again and says "I'm waiting for God to save me".

Shortly after the water rises a few feet more and the man drowns.

The man arrives in Heaven and asks to talk to God. Upon seeing God he asks "Why didn't you save me?"

Confused, God replies: "I sent you a car, a boat and a helicopter. What the **** were you looking for?"

Gi'llbehereallweek,tipyourwaiterG
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05-25-2020 , 02:19 PM
I heard the same one except at the end God says: "Because you're ******ed."
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05-25-2020 , 11:00 PM
Texas is now 7th in the state rankings for most covid-19 cases. It had been hovering between 10th and 12th for the entirety of this crisis. Texas will pretty much have to double it's cases to get in the top 5 but I think it's quite doable. It will be interesting to see how the numbers change with the lock down over.
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05-26-2020 , 11:14 AM
When it's all eventually said and done, wouldn't surprise me too much if the state corona rankings aren't too far off their population rankings.

Gno?G
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05-26-2020 , 12:14 PM
I can't wait until Michael Lewis writes the definitive book (or series of books) on Covid, it's impact and the response to it.
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05-26-2020 , 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted by gobbledygeek
When it's all eventually said and done, wouldn't surprise me too much if the state corona rankings aren't too far off their population rankings.

Gno?G
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05-27-2020 , 09:38 AM
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Originally Posted by zoltan
At some point, laptard made one of his trademarked context free posts about testing numbers increasing

Welp

Coronavirus and CDC: Test Counting Error Leaves Epidemiologists ‘Really Baffled’ https://nyti.ms/3c2EV17

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Originally Posted by zoltan
Lol the article explained exactly why we can't say testing has gone up.

Also, NY dominates any curve, so unless you remove that ENORMOUS outlier, any statements about patterns are nonsense.

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Heh... I go away for a couple days and I see Lil'Zolly is trying to act all adult and stuff...

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Lol the article explained exactly why we can't say testing has gone up.
Obvious Lil'Zolly only read the headline.

Here's the full URL so folks can actually find the information Lil'Zolly is shouting about.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/22/u...tests-cdc.html

Let's actually read the article shall we?

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C.D.C. Test Counting Error Leaves Epidemiologists ‘Really Baffled’

The Centers for Disease Control has been lumping together tests for active coronavirus with tests for recovered patients, boosting testing totals but muddying the pandemic’s course.

By Sheryl Gay Stolberg, Sheila Kaplan and Sarah Mervosh
May 22, 2020

WASHINGTON — As it tracks the coronavirus’s spread, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is combining tests that detect active infection with those that detect recovery from Covid-19 — a system that muddies the picture of the pandemic but raises the percentage of Americans tested as President Trump boasts about testing.

Now that serology tests, which look for antibodies in the blood of people who have recovered, are more widespread, C.D.C. officials said Friday they would work to separate them from the results of diagnostic tests, which detect active infection. One of the agency’s data tracker websites has been lumping them together.

Stunned epidemiologists say data from antibody tests and active virus tests should never be mixed because diagnostic testing seeks to quantify the amount of active disease in the population. Serological testing can also be unreliable. And patients who have had both diagnostic and serology tests would be counted twice in the totals.

“It just doesn’t make any sense; all of us are really baffled,” said Natalie Dean, a biostatistician at the University of Florida.
Hmm... so "all of us" are "really baffled"? If all you do is read the headline or perhaps the first couple paragraphs, yes, this does look bad...

No... REALLY BAD!!!!!

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A spokeswoman for the C.D.C., Kristen Nordlund, said viral testing was much more common than antibody testing in the pandemic’s early days, and some states combined the virus tests together with the few antibody results they had.

“Now that serology testing is more widely available, C.D.C. is working to differentiate those tests from the viral tests and will report this information, differentiated by test type, publicly on our Covid Data Tracker website in the coming weeks,” Ms. Nordlund said.
I mean, sure, we're never going to believe a word the current Fed.gov says (well, unless its about doing alternating shots of Clorox and Lysol, if you're stupid enough to go for this then might I suggest you chase it with a Tide pod?), so yes, we can continue to be "really baffled" (at least here in the first 7 paragraphs, shall we stop reading here or shall we continue further down the article?).

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State health officials in Virginia, Texas, Georgia and Vermont also said they were beginning to disaggregate their testing data.

“This is not an intentional misuse of information — it’s part of the fog of the infectious disease war,” said Michael T. Osterholm, a University of Minnesota professor and former state epidemiologist who was sharply critical of the disease control centers early in the pandemic. “We’ve done surveillance for cases, and now we’re all trying to do testing, and it presents unique challenges.”
I don't know who this guy Osterholm is, but he doesn't sound "really baffled". He's probably a stooge then?

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“For the 20 years that I’ve been a public health leader, we’ve never focused on testing, and this is a new virus, so we are still learning about it,” Dr. Peake said Friday. “The tests are being developed, and we are still learning how to interpret them.”
Dr. Peake doesn't seem "really baffled". The Grey Lady (having a senior moment?) deemed it important to include this opinion (although, it is 22 paragraphs down, where I'm sure Lil'Zolly's attention span would have had long given up, if on the off chance he did give it the ol'college try to read the story).

The criticism is that the antibody test results have in some cases, so far, been combined with active case test results. Seems like the NYT report indicates that this is being corrected.

How serious has this been and what effect on the data/reporting has it had to date?

Importantly, does it justify Lil'Zolly's lament, "we can't say testing has gone up."?

Let's continue to read the article and see what the damning information is...

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Serology, or antibody, tests accounted for 9 percent of tests in Virginia, Mr. Northam said — a figure that Dr. Lilian Peake, the Virginia state epidemiologist, said would not have drastically changed the state’s overall results.
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Serology tests accounted for 4 percent of all tests in Vermont, he said, and including them may have increased the percent positive rate by “a fraction of one percentage point.”
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In Georgia, a state that is being closely watched after it became one of the first to reopen businesses last month, officials said they were working to improve transparency after reports that up to 15 percent of the state’s tests were antibody tests. While Georgia’s coronavirus caseload has remained more or less the same in recent weeks, the latest developments raised questions about the accuracy of the numbers.
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The Pennsylvania Department of Health is still using a small number of positive antibody tests to inform the state’s total case numbers, a spokesman, Nate Wardle, said on Friday. But he said those antibody tests were not skewing results — they represent less than 1 percent of total cases in the state, he said — and were not being used to decide whether regions should reopen.
Hmmm...

-- "would not have drastically changed the state’s overall results"

-- "may have increased the percent positive rate by “a fraction of one percentage point.”

-- "up to 15 percent of the state’s tests were antibody tests."

-- "antibody tests were not skewing results — they represent less than 1 percent of total cases in the state, he said"

I presume if The Grey Lady had access to more damning information, they would have used it. Certainly, the above information does not seem like it rises to the "really baffled" level of incredulity.

We get 25+ paragraphs down and we see that its likely Lil'Zolly didn't read the article and that yes, we can be reasonably certain that testing is indeed going up.

In fact, testing for currently infected persons and apparently previously infected persons (critical in discovering where the spread has been given that there may be data that shows upwards of 35% of infected persons never develop any symptoms) are both going up.
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05-27-2020 , 11:35 AM
Pandemic purlins have been added to my pandemic pandamndeck project. Hopefully start on the roofing part this weekend.

Damn this project is taking me a long time. Can only imagine how long it would have taken me had I had something else to do in my spare time.

Gthegoodsideofthepandemic:havingtimetogetstuffdone G
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05-27-2020 , 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Lapidator
Heh... I go away for a couple days and I see Lil'Zolly is trying to act all adult and stuff...



Obvious Lil'Zolly only read the headline.

Here's the full URL so folks can actually find the information Lil'Zolly is shouting about.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/22/u...tests-cdc.html

Let's actually read the article shall we?



Hmm... so "all of us" are "really baffled"? If all you do is read the headline or perhaps the first couple paragraphs, yes, this does look bad...

No... REALLY BAD!!!!!



I mean, sure, we're never going to believe a word the current Fed.gov says (well, unless its about doing alternating shots of Clorox and Lysol, if you're stupid enough to go for this then might I suggest you chase it with a Tide pod?), so yes, we can continue to be "really baffled" (at least here in the first 7 paragraphs, shall we stop reading here or shall we continue further down the article?).



I don't know who this guy Osterholm is, but he doesn't sound "really baffled". He's probably a stooge then?



Dr. Peake doesn't seem "really baffled". The Grey Lady (having a senior moment?) deemed it important to include this opinion (although, it is 22 paragraphs down, where I'm sure Lil'Zolly's attention span would have had long given up, if on the off chance he did give it the ol'college try to read the story).

The criticism is that the antibody test results have in some cases, so far, been combined with active case test results. Seems like the NYT report indicates that this is being corrected.

How serious has this been and what effect on the data/reporting has it had to date?

Importantly, does it justify Lil'Zolly's lament, "we can't say testing has gone up."?

Let's continue to read the article and see what the damning information is...









Hmmm...

-- "would not have drastically changed the state’s overall results"

-- "may have increased the percent positive rate by “a fraction of one percentage point.”

-- "up to 15 percent of the state’s tests were antibody tests."

-- "antibody tests were not skewing results — they represent less than 1 percent of total cases in the state, he said"

I presume if The Grey Lady had access to more damning information, they would have used it. Certainly, the above information does not seem like it rises to the "really baffled" level of incredulity.

We get 25+ paragraphs down and we see that its likely Lil'Zolly didn't read the article and that yes, we can be reasonably certain that testing is indeed going up.

In fact, testing for currently infected persons and apparently previously infected persons (critical in discovering where the spread has been given that there may be data that shows upwards of 35% of infected persons never develop any symptoms) are both going up.
Weird flex to simply say STFU Zoltan
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05-27-2020 , 01:44 PM
from a friend:
Casino update: A separate casino 20 miles away had a Security guard test positive. He knew he had symptoms but didn't want to lose his job. He then worked the door, taking temps all day. He had to have interacted with hundreds of people over the course of the day. The casino response?

"We're gonna send him home and clean the casino. Still staying open as scheduled.". They didn't even address the people he came into contact with.



woooo open it up!
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05-27-2020 , 02:13 PM
jesus, that's criminal
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05-27-2020 , 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted by rickroll
that's surprising they even thought to send him home
FYP.

I wonder how long it will take a casino exec to figure out that transmission doesn't normally occur by touching objects means it is a waste of money and time to clean decks and chips.

I think most won't bother in a week or two.
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05-27-2020 , 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by rickroll
jesus, that's criminal
naw, just the natural result of capitalism. Guy can't stay home cause he won't be able to eat without his job, job will fire people if they call out too much because then they would have to properly staff their shifts to handle people getting sick, and casino can't close cause then they wouldn't make money. No reason to do contact tracing as a business, all that does is up your chance of getting sued. Everyone is 'stuck' by the system and lack of support from the government
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05-27-2020 , 03:53 PM
I think (???, I could be wrong, heard this in passing from wife who is helping her daughter run her small business) that government up here is attempting to combat that by massively overincreasing everyone's paid sick days. But I'm sure that won't hurt small businesses at all cuz no employees would ever abuse that. *rolls eyes*

GsighG
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05-27-2020 , 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted by gobbledygeek
I think (???, I could be wrong, heard this in passing from wife who is helping her daughter run her small business) that government up here is attempting to combat that by massively overincreasing everyone's paid sick days. But I'm sure that won't hurt small businesses at all cuz no employees would ever abuse that. *rolls eyes*

GsighG
and then businesses assume someone taking their sick day is abusing the system and fires them (for something else so the company can't get in trouble), everyone learns that you can't actually use your sick days, so you hide your symptoms and come into work sick. It's been happening pretty much forever, it just impacts people a lot more now that it's corona instead of the flu.
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05-28-2020 , 12:55 AM
That's my hood, we made the world news
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05-28-2020 , 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Ranma4703
naw, just the natural result of capitalism. Guy can't stay home cause he won't be able to eat without his job, job will fire people if they call out too much because then they would have to properly staff their shifts to handle people getting sick, and casino can't close cause then they wouldn't make money. No reason to do contact tracing as a business, all that does is up your chance of getting sued. Everyone is 'stuck' by the system and lack of support from the government


Just so I'm clear. Businesses that actually hire people and pay them=bad. Government that creates no jobs directly=good.

Is that it?
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05-28-2020 , 10:08 AM
Wynn Las Vegas Reopen Plan

Download the PDF here: https://www.visitwynn.com/documents/...ealth-Plan.pdf As of today, version 3.3.

I haven't had a chance to look through it in detail yet.
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05-28-2020 , 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by bwslim69
Just so I'm clear. Businesses that actually hire people and pay them=bad. Government that creates no jobs directly=good.

Is that it?
Businesses that fire people for using their sick days = bad. Businesses that don't provide sick days = bad. Governments that don't regulate businesses, mandating sick leave, create societies where sick people have to go to work = bad. This is always a problem, but is especially a problem during a global pandemic.

That is ignoring that the government also employs millions of people, but your description of what I said was stupid before you even hit that snag in your logic.
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05-28-2020 , 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Ranma4703
Businesses that fire people for using their sick days = bad. Businesses that don't provide sick days = bad. Governments that don't regulate businesses, mandating sick leave, create societies where sick people have to go to work = bad. This is always a problem, but is especially a problem during a global pandemic.

That is ignoring that the government also employs millions of people, but your description of what I said was stupid before you even hit that snag in your logic.


Hey genius help me understand how government pays their employees. I need to better understand that.

Actually you're a moron so don't bother
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05-28-2020 , 08:50 PM
It’s not that simple and you know it

(And I’m one of the evil employers)
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05-28-2020 , 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted by bwslim69
Hey genius help me understand how government pays their employees. I need to better understand that.

Actually you're a moron so don't bother
Ok, so you just want someone to scream at. Thats ok. This is a scary time. Take care of yourself.
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