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08-23-2020 , 02:06 PM

#18526

Garick

Oberbiergenießer

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 26,523

Quote:

Originally Posted by SABR42

Possibly the most ridiculous $5/10 hand I've ever played.

I open button to $30 with 8

. SB (whale running hot) raises to $100. BB folds. I call $70.

Flop J

(pot $210)

He bets $100. I consider raising but choose to call.

Turn 2

(pot $410)

He checks. I bet $400. He calls.

River K

(pot $1210)

He donk jams for $3500.

I've seen him shove at least 5 times in the past 3 hours and he always showed either the nuts or a very nutted hand like a set on a dry board. I wasn't expecting a 3x pot lead-jam and I tanked for at least 4 minutes before deciding that his line is kind of weird here and he might be button-clicking something worse. I think I'd feel better about folding if he check-jammed the river over my bet.

I click call and he has black KJo for two pair. Ship it.

Sick merge shove!

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08-23-2020 , 03:01 PM

#18527

squid face

ChatThreadPrez

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 11,477

This may very well be my all time fave HH. I credit Mr. Ricky Roller 4 this one. I giggled for so long SPC became concerned

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Originally Posted by fybpm

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08-23-2020 , 03:10 PM

#18528

Mr Spyutastic

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 15,139

Just had butter chicken curry pizza for the firsr time. Not mu thing, but wasn't bad.

Octopus on pizza didn't taste good.

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08-23-2020 , 03:38 PM

#18529

Randal_Graves

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 10,183

Anything that doesn’t have a tomato based sauce is just a f***ing flatbread.

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08-23-2020 , 03:39 PM

#18530

Garick

Oberbiergenießer

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 26,523

Quote:

Originally Posted by squid face

This may very well be my all time fave HH. I credit Mr. Ricky Roller 4 this one. I giggled for so long SPC became concerned

I loved that thread. Sadly, many of the photoshops people made for it are dead now, but it's still worth a read.

Last edited by Garick; 08-23-2020 at 03:41 PM. Reason: I mean, top 2p and a PBJ draw? Cooler, imo.

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08-23-2020 , 04:06 PM

#18531

feel wrath

The Situation

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 29,870

Quote:

Originally Posted by TJ Eckleburg12

Danielle Hunter is a bad, bad man

Christine Michael the Seahawks RB had both.

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08-23-2020 , 04:33 PM

#18532

Mr Spyutastic

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Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 15,139

Honorable mentions: Shannon Sharpe and Lynn Swann

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08-23-2020 , 04:50 PM

#18533

BigSkip

The Situation

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 19,989

Quote:

Originally Posted by Randal_Graves

Anything that doesn’t have a tomato based sauce is just a f***ing flatbread.

Facts.

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08-23-2020 , 04:54 PM

#18534

RoadtoPro

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2019 Posts: 6,600

Tracy Mcgrady, Brook & Robin Lopez, Kelly Oubre jr.

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08-23-2020 , 04:55 PM

#18535

miamicheats

i finance dead fish

Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 17,146

Quote:

Originally Posted by squid face

This may very well be my all time fave HH. I credit Mr. Ricky Roller 4 this one. I giggled for so long SPC became concerned

All time thread

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08-23-2020 , 06:16 PM

#18536

DeadMoneyWalking

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 32,369

Quote:

Originally Posted by rickroll

what happened to DC?

demoted to caretaker of undertitles?

Quote:

Originally Posted by feel wrath

Seriously though, while I’m a big believer in people with two first names, how many times has it ever worked giving a man a woman’s name?

http://www.todayifoundout.com/wp-con...wayne-name.jpg

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08-23-2020 , 06:28 PM

#18537

SABR42

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Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 23,076

Quote:

Originally Posted by Garick

Sick merge shove!

Yeah stuff like this is basically why I like to cover everyone if I'm playing micros (been mostly playing $25/50 so $5/10 feels like micros lol). Never know when someone decides they want to punt off 400bb.

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08-23-2020 , 06:30 PM

#18538

RobFarha

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Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 9,685

just ignore it rob no need to post

Ok will do rob

Good job rob

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08-23-2020 , 06:50 PM

#18539

BigSkip

The Situation

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 19,989

I ran into set over set 4 times last night. Capped it with a middle set vs my Top 2. AMA.

Going to quit poker again and betting big moniez on politics.

Last edited by BigSkip; 08-23-2020 at 07:10 PM. Reason: Villains also hit trips vs my over pair or top pair 3 times. Was a tough night.

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08-23-2020 , 06:55 PM

#18540

RobFarha

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Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 9,685

You got oversetted 4 times?

If I’m understanding that correctly that’s actually legit complaint worthy

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08-23-2020 , 06:56 PM

#18541

Mr Spyutastic

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Quote:

Originally Posted by BigSkip

I ran into set over set 4 times last night. Capped it with a middle set vs my Top 2. AMA.

Going to quit poker again and betting big moniez on politics.

What you betting?

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08-23-2020 , 07:11 PM

#18542

BigSkip

The Situation

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 19,989

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Spyutastic

What you betting?

President
Party to win the presidency
State by state electoral results

Got in early on some and got some good lines. Cashing out my online poker roll and loading up on some more.

Scored on the D presidential and VP nominations already.

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08-23-2020 , 07:13 PM

#18543

BigSkip

The Situation

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 19,989

Quote:

Originally Posted by RobFarha

You got oversetted 4 times?

If I’m understanding that correctly that’s actually legit complaint worthy

Yes.

First was in the first 3 hands.

One I turned the set and he rebinked the river. That one was bad (7-2-2-3-9 board).

Another was on the turn.

The 4th didn't hurt much as the board ran out as full blown AIDS and he slow played his set which let me partially off the hook.

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08-23-2020 , 07:19 PM

#18544

SABR42

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 23,076

This is online skip? Sounds rigged.

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08-23-2020 , 07:31 PM

#18545

BigSkip

The Situation

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 19,989

Quote:

Originally Posted by SABR42

This is online skip? Sounds rigged.

Bros.

I mean I know it isn't rigged but JFC it felt rigged. I have PTSD now in regards to jacks, 9s, 8s and Ts on rivers. The 3 river trips incidents were all 9s. 9s pretty much **** me up. Two weeks ago I mercifully folded 9s in 4bet pots where I would have hit sets versus bigger sets.

But anywho...thems are the breaks.

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08-23-2020 , 08:38 PM

#18546

DeadMoneyWalking

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Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 32,369

So I guess I hope Skip bets on the other party...

I think last month Trump was a 2:1 dog to be reelected. But I didn't see a listing for Trump+200, which was the point at which I would start asking around.

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08-23-2020 , 08:45 PM

#18547

RoadtoPro

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2019 Posts: 6,600

Sorry to hear Skip. Did ya hit those fools with a ton of donkeys at least?

It's a mehhhh grind on there.

Fun Fact: There's a 500nl zoom stars reg who regs 60nl and 100nl on Bros for reasons I can't even begin to understand. Probably doesn't want a lot on there etc. So games aren't easy.

Also, every player is paying ~25 BBs+/hr in rake when 4-tabling. So losing seems like an expected result for most.

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08-23-2020 , 09:13 PM

#18548

BigSkip

The Situation

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 19,989

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeadMoneyWalking

Most lines are floating around 7/5 Biden and 5/6 Trump or thereabouts. Can also get the same line with any Dem vs Trump. The electoral college muddies the water a bit and keeps the lines at this point from stretching out too much. I imagine the age of the candidates and the chaos that would ensue from a candidate death/illness plays a role as well.