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Old 08-21-2020, 08:19 PM   #18426
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Old 08-21-2020, 08:20 PM   #18427
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Old 08-21-2020, 08:22 PM   #18428
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Old 08-21-2020, 08:26 PM   #18429
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If you’re standing at the bottom of the bed looking toward the headboard, I prefer the right.
i kept trying to figure which sexual position this was a code word for until i read it without the perv filter and it suddenly made sense
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Old 08-21-2020, 08:27 PM   #18430
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Old 08-21-2020, 08:27 PM   #18431
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Old 08-21-2020, 08:44 PM   #18432
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*Disclaimer: I'm terrible at sarcasm and also have no clue whether you're being sarcastic"

I was actually talking about me.... in that what you said doesn't apply to me since I'm a losing player. Then I added those emojis since I'm a winning player, making that a joke.

Good to know how you feel about my posting? I will say I thought you liked me, so I am surprised. lmao w/e it's all good.
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that only applies to winning players. Jokes on you
"Jokes on you" means that you're implying that I'm not a winning player. "Jokes on me" would mean that you're not a winning player.

We're cool but you need to be more clear with your "jokes".
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Old 08-21-2020, 08:46 PM   #18433
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maybe it is jealousy of SABRs high stakes lifestyle with 200k months and constant female attention, i just always envisioned that for myself and now that im back itt and i have to read it everyday it just causes me to lash out
If it makes you feel any better I never said I was having $200K months. I said I had a chance to have one if I continued to run super hot after making $100K in 2 weeks. I have since cooled off a bit and it probably won't happen.

As for "constant female attention," the fact that I'm Asian and I've gone from someone who used to be absolutely terrible with women to where I am now, where some beautiful women find me attractive, is a testament to my own desire for self-improvement.

There are millions of beautiful women out there does me having some success with women really make you feel that insecure and inadequate? I say this as someone who has no beef at all with you, but focus on yourself and don't worry about others.

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Old 08-21-2020, 08:48 PM   #18434
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he probably didn't think 75 even mattered at all
Definitely not. It mattered to the dealer though obviously.
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Old 08-21-2020, 08:50 PM   #18435
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Thats just dumb.

Not that this rant will change nuttin, but if dey sittn there for 5 months and aint sick they aint carrying nuthin. Ironically probably safest place is on dat boat right now.
yea the whole thing is a total shitshow. I am leaving the beautiful adirondacks in a couple o days and heading back to the swamp. Once there I will get the full lowdown as to what has happened/happenin.

In other newz I have not done any serious lifting in 6 months. Not really interested in going to the gym cuz florida is still a total clownshow. So I have bin gettin my learnin on via the you tubes. Our little cabin has a decent size screened in porch area. We gunna clear it out, put in a squat rack, dead liftin platform, some other goodies and get our fitness on. I am preppin for the meet up game boxing matches of 2028
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Old 08-21-2020, 08:51 PM   #18436
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Are you that dense?



"Jokes on you" means that you're implying that I'm not a winning player. "Jokes on me" would mean that you're not a winning player.

We're cool but you need to be more clear with your "jokes".
You know what, it really doesn't matter RtP.

This thread is a bit too much for me. Too much hating, too much nuance, too much silly jokes with extra smileys.

P.S. we still cool obv
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Old 08-21-2020, 08:54 PM   #18437
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There are millions of beautiful women out there does me having some success with women really make you feel that insecure and inadequate? I say this as someone who has no beef at all with you, but focus on yourself and don't worry about others.
yes it does so please stop posting about it
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Old 08-21-2020, 08:55 PM   #18438
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I do have to say that I really enjoy SABR's updates and think he's a cool guy.
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Old 08-21-2020, 08:57 PM   #18439
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I love you guys.
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Old 08-21-2020, 08:59 PM   #18440
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You know what, it really doesn't matter RtP.

This thread is a bit too much for me. Too much hating, too much nuance, too much silly jokes with extra smileys.

P.S. we still cool obv
Mr. Mclovin,

I know this has been referenced recently. But, i think it is pertinant to your current situation with regards to this thread. Please treat the thread in a similar fashion to how Gary Potter deals with the pressures of being on the pro tour. Hope this helps.

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Old 08-21-2020, 09:01 PM   #18441
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Good to hear AIM.

This thread is a bit too much for me as well, but now I feel like family (am probably not lol) so I don't mind all of that as much.

now you can see why I wanted you to stay
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Old 08-21-2020, 09:13 PM   #18442
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Mr. Mclovin,

I know this has been referenced recently. But, i think it is pertinant to your current situation with regards to this thread. Please treat the thread in a similar fashion to how Gary Potter deals with the pressures of being on the pro tour. Hope this helps.

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Ill stick around to read the SABRags***"The Pen:" Official LLSNL Chat Thread***
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Old 08-21-2020, 09:13 PM   #18443
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Here's an update for the haters.

I was supposed to have two dates today but I'm down to zero. The lunch date worked super late last night and then needed extra sleep so it didn't happen. The dinner date got postponed to tomorrow because something came up last minute. Alright that's a little annoying, but whatever.

So let's go play some $10/25 unlimited hold thems cause I didn't have anything else planned. Within my first hour I flop a set in a 3-bet pot vs a huge whale but he 1-outs me on the river for a higher set (another player folded one of his cards). Good start to the day! **** this.
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Old 08-21-2020, 09:15 PM   #18444
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Good to hear AIM.

This thread is a bit too much for me as well, but now I feel like family (am probably not lol) so I don't mind all of that as much.

now you can see why I wanted you to stay

Omgggggggggg the feelz
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Old 08-21-2020, 09:15 PM   #18445
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god damn it i am not leaving my house for a week
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Old 08-21-2020, 09:22 PM   #18446
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Just spitting truth the great unwashed needs to hear
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Old 08-21-2020, 09:35 PM   #18447
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You know what, it really doesn't matter RtP.

This thread is a bit too much for me. Too much hating, too much nuance, too much silly jokes with extra smileys.

P.S. we still cool obv

you scurred?
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Old 08-21-2020, 09:58 PM   #18448
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maybe we should vote on stuff
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Old 08-21-2020, 10:19 PM   #18449
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I am taller than most of you guys (math just says so)

thread has delivered today

Rob-you keep being you

Sabr-cocaine is a hell of a drug (but not for while you're earning)

(Oh-and I closed on a new house today-so there's that)
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Old 08-21-2020, 10:33 PM   #18450
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I am taller than most of you guys (math just says so)

thread has delivered today

Rob-you keep being you

Sabr-cocaine is a hell of a drug (but not for while you're earning)

(Oh-and I closed on a new house today-so there's that)
rookie move...apparently you should be renting


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