2028

You get what you pay for.

Uncle Slim laying it down.

i kept trying to figure which sexual position this was a code word for until i read it without the perv filter and it suddenly made sense

You deserve a raise. At least 5%

i'm sure they get craned in periodically

Are you that dense?

"Jokes on you" means that you're implying that I'm not a winning player. "Jokes on me" would mean that you're not a winning player.

We're cool but you need to be more clear with your "jokes".

If it makes you feel any better I never said I was having $200K months. I said I had a chance to have one if I continued to run super hot after making $100K in 2 weeks. I have since cooled off a bit and it probably won't happen.

As for "constant female attention," the fact that I'm Asian and I've gone from someone who used to be absolutely terrible with women to where I am now, where some beautiful women find me attractive, is a testament to my own desire for self-improvement.

There are millions of beautiful women out there does me having some success with women really make you feel that insecure and inadequate? I say this as someone who has no beef at all with you, but focus on yourself and don't worry about others.

Definitely not. It mattered to the dealer though obviously.

yea the whole thing is a total shitshow. I am leaving the beautiful adirondacks in a couple o days and heading back to the swamp. Once there I will get the full lowdown as to what has happened/happenin.

In other newz I have not done any serious lifting in 6 months. Not really interested in going to the gym cuz florida is still a total clownshow. So I have bin gettin my learnin on via the you tubes. Our little cabin has a decent size screened in porch area. We gunna clear it out, put in a squat rack, dead liftin platform, some other goodies and get our fitness on. I am preppin for the meet up game boxing matches of 2028

You know what, it really doesn't matter RtP.

This thread is a bit too much for me. Too much hating, too much nuance, too much silly jokes with extra smileys.

P.S. we still cool obv

yes it does so please stop posting about it

I do have to say that I really enjoy SABR's updates and think he's a cool guy.

I love you guys.

Mr. Mclovin,

I know this has been referenced recently. But, i think it is pertinant to your current situation with regards to this thread. Please treat the thread in a similar fashion to how Gary Potter deals with the pressures of being on the pro tour. Hope this helps.

Squid

Good to hear AIM.

This thread is a bit too much for me as well, but now I feel like family (am probably not lol) so I don't mind all of that as much.

now you can see why I wanted you to stay

Happy Gilmore all time great movie.

Ill stick around to read the SABRags

Here's an update for the haters.

I was supposed to have two dates today but I'm down to zero. The lunch date worked super late last night and then needed extra sleep so it didn't happen. The dinner date got postponed to tomorrow because something came up last minute. Alright that's a little annoying, but whatever.

So let's go play some $10/25 unlimited hold thems cause I didn't have anything else planned. Within my first hour I flop a set in a 3-bet pot vs a huge whale but he 1-outs me on the river for a higher set (another player folded one of his cards). Good start to the day! **** this.

Omgggggggggg the feelz

god damn it i am not leaving my house for a week

Just spitting truth the great unwashed needs to hear

you scurred?

maybe we should vote on stuff

I am taller than most of you guys (math just says so)

thread has delivered today

Rob-you keep being you

Sabr-cocaine is a hell of a drug (but not for while you're earning)

(Oh-and I closed on a new house today-so there's that)

rookie move...apparently you should be renting