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Old 08-01-2020, 09:36 PM   #17551
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Old 08-01-2020, 09:45 PM   #17552
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How trustworthy do you think the dealer/s are in that game? Do you suspect any of them of being mechanics?

Or does the game have an auto-shuffler and my questions are moot?
I haven’t been played in it personally but I’d be paranoid about the dealers if I did.

25 threes for the best team in the league tonight. Not bad?
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Old 08-01-2020, 10:23 PM   #17553
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Pandora finally gave me something new today. Cool stuff, kinda Bloc Party-esque.

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Old 08-02-2020, 12:28 AM   #17554
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I don't do pick up lines. They don't fit my personality.
Head butt and drag them off like a caveman?
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Old 08-02-2020, 02:15 AM   #17555
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Thanks about the pullups guys. Making me want to find my max out.

BMF, Garick, DMW *tips hat*

Sabr, always moving up I see. Nice look.

DMW when I talked about bringing my guitar to the first meetup I received a not-insignificant amount of ridicule..
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Old 08-02-2020, 02:27 AM   #17556
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Head butt and drag them off like a caveman?
Lol I just act like myself.

I have a lot to offer. I've been all over the world, I speak 4 languages, I'm nice to everyone, and I can always find something to talk about.
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Old 08-02-2020, 03:26 AM   #17557
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Old 08-02-2020, 04:11 AM   #17558
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Lol I just act like myself.

I have a lot to offer. I've been all over the world, I speak 4 languages, I'm nice to everyone, and I can always find something to talk about.
Chinese for rolls?

谁有最好的中文?

你可以读吗?我学了中文六个月。我明年想去上海但是现在不知道因为病毒
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Old 08-02-2020, 04:54 AM   #17559
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Not bad for a white dude, but you'd lose.
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Old 08-02-2020, 04:57 AM   #17560
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I get what you mean, but you wouldn't say it like that.
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Old 08-02-2020, 05:06 AM   #17561
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Joke's on you, he used Google Translate. #trolling
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Old 08-02-2020, 05:39 AM   #17562
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@67 - i over tip at restaurants when i go out. I over tip the dock boys when I fuel my boat.

Black jack you simply must have a no tipping policy with regards to team play. All big teams that I know of have this policy and I was heavily involved in 2 of the biggest.
like you i'm usually a generous tipper but i've never tipped at blackjack and only ship a dealer a small chip if it's a major pot but that's easier to get away with in asia where nobody tips in general

tipping in blackjack just feels wrong, I remember in mohegan sun when i was just barely old enough to get in playing blackjack and it astounded me people losing piles of cash were regularly handing $10 chips to the person taking away that money - also got berated by people at the table for doing things like hiting a soft 13 when the dealer shows a 6 because "i was taking the bust card" - another benefit of asia is they won't berate people at the tables for things like that
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Old 08-02-2020, 06:00 AM   #17563
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I haven’t been played in it personally but I’d be paranoid about the dealers if I did.

25 threes for the best team in the league tonight. Not bad?
Mechanics are real yo.

Pelicans are a joke defensively, that's not a win the Clippers can flex over. Them bitches shoulda beat the Lakers if they wanted to flex.
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Old 08-02-2020, 06:43 AM   #17564
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Pandora finally gave me something new today. Cool stuff, kinda Bloc Party-esque.

Looking forward to slims disapproval

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Old 08-02-2020, 06:44 AM   #17565
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Thanks about the pullups guys. Making me want to find my max out.

BMF, Garick, DMW *tips hat*

Sabr, always moving up I see. Nice look.

DMW when I talked about bringing my guitar to the first meetup I received a not-insignificant amount of ridicule..
As I recall, it went unplayed, unless you convinced that Harrah's cocktail waitress to come to your room and didn't tell us.

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Old 08-02-2020, 07:55 AM   #17566
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like you i'm usually a generous tipper but i've never tipped at blackjack and only ship a dealer a small chip if it's a major pot but that's easier to get away with in asia where nobody tips in general

tipping in blackjack just feels wrong, I remember in mohegan sun when i was just barely old enough to get in playing blackjack and it astounded me people losing piles of cash were regularly handing $10 chips to the person taking away that money - also got berated by people at the table for doing things like hiting a soft 13 when the dealer shows a 6 because "i was taking the bust card" - another benefit of asia is they won't berate people at the tables for things like that

People berating other people for their playat a blackjack table has always been close to the nut low ime
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Old 08-02-2020, 08:05 AM   #17567
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As I recall, it went unplayed, unless you convinced that Harrah's cocktail waitress to come to your room and didn't tell us.

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If I was compiling a list of ‘likely chatters to get a Harrahs waitress to their room’ from the first meet up....I’m not sure Corlath would have been top of the list

Bond Trader #1 for sure then after that It gets hazy
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Old 08-02-2020, 08:49 AM   #17568
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like you i'm usually a generous tipper but i've never tipped at blackjack and only ship a dealer a small chip if it's a major pot but that's easier to get away with in asia where nobody tips in general

tipping in blackjack just feels wrong, I remember in mohegan sun when i was just barely old enough to get in playing blackjack and it astounded me people losing piles of cash were regularly handing $10 chips to the person taking away that money - also got berated by people at the table for doing things like hiting a soft 13 when the dealer shows a 6 because "i was taking the bust card" - another benefit of asia is they won't berate people at the tables for things like that
a massive problem for advantage play is your edge is skinny. Tipping buys you nothing in terms of cover or regards to influencing decision makers (those who will let u play). AND no matter how much you tip it will be viewed by the dealers as not enough. Dealer, "I gave that guy x in one shoe and he only tipped me y" The tip they expect is frequently greater than the ev generated. There is also a culture pressure to tip at the blackjack table. We have to have a zero tipping policy there. If left to players they would literally tip away a significant portion of our ev generated (which happened in the early days of the team and caused a hefty debate)
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Old 08-02-2020, 08:51 AM   #17569
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Oh, I forgot about that. That was the second or third meetup. First meetup I wasn't dancing yet, and that was the connection. I think I might have asked her to go dancing. She was way married though.

Course in the days between now and then, I've heard it's easier to hook up with married women than single ones.
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Old 08-02-2020, 09:05 AM   #17570
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Chinese for rolls?
我肏!明年想去上海票女不过没法儿去因为傻逼警察不让你打飞机在路上所以只能去他妈逼的唐人街 打酱油

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Old 08-02-2020, 09:11 AM   #17571
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在可预见的将来,您将被困在美国
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Old 08-02-2020, 09:18 AM   #17572
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I almost got into a fight with a gangster today. He was trying to angle-shoot a rec player over $500, and being who I am, I instantly stood up for the rec player and called the other guy out. The gangster dude got super pissed at me and started calling me names and acting tough (physically he was nothing I would have destroyed him). Eventually cooler heads prevailed and we shook hands and nothing happened.

The hosts told me to cool off and let it go even though they knew I was in the right.
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Old 08-02-2020, 09:22 AM   #17573
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在可预见的将来,您将被困在美国
最好用这个机会跟六七学习怎么舔肛门
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Old 08-02-2020, 09:44 AM   #17574
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最好用这个机会跟六七学习怎么舔肛门

我敢肯定那是67的恋物癖
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Old 08-02-2020, 10:12 AM   #17575
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When I posted in German ITT (well, the previous incarnation), I got a 6 million point "English only at the tables, you Nazi lover" infraction. Just saying.

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