Squid,

Your pussy looks a little similar to mine, albeit Ringo is a Siberian and probably far bigger - he weighed in at 16.5lbs the other day


Shown with 10yr old boy for scale

Just had a $14K session at $5/10. Of course the game played nothing like a $5/10 lol.

Recovered from a $50K downswing in less than 1 week. Pretty sick month.

FW I dont wanna git into a pussay waggin contest but this bad boy gunna come on at 20+lbs when full grown
my other rag doll who passed a few years back he never weighed less than 20 as a full grown puss - and the breeder I got this one from specializes in makin em extra large which is one of the qualities I love in the breed...nuttin better than a big fat pussay

But that puss is a beauty I definitely would enjoy squeezin him

edit - yer kid is handsome 2...must take after the missus

the boy is very good looking and as the youngest AND as the only son he gets away with blue murder with his mother.

Ringo's dad was 22lbs I think. We picked him because he was the smallest kitten of the litter and the girls wanted him to be small and cute for as long as possible. He's a good fighter and hunter and there's a Yorkshire Terrier across the road who is scurred whenever Ringo goes over there

Before leaving I got a massage from a suuuuuuuper hot girl. We're talking easy 9/10, I'd go 10/10 but prob fake boobs.

I have her number, what's my line?

FWIW she's way, way out of my league lol.

The opposite of whatever 67 recommends?

[x] married 21+ years so no clue wtf to do wrt dating in 2020.

I like your face. Sup.

Here’s an oldie but a goodie:

Text her:

Inside?

What's the opposite of:

Are you a cigarette? Because I want to get you lit and put your butt in my mouth.

Thanks for the concern jrr, DMW, and Garick.

It has been a rough 24 hours but most importantly iz all good.

Back at home.

Inside who?

Texted her. We'll see if she replies lol.

Best hand today:

Loose aggro whale #1 has $8K+. Loose aggro whale #2 has $10K+. I cover everyone. You can do some funny things 800bb deep.

$5/10. I open 64 to $30 in MP. LAGW1 calls behind me. LAGW2 re-raises to $100 in the SB. I re-raise to $350 because I don't want to fold, but I want to knock out LAGW1 so I can have position. LAGW1 calls $320 more (****!) and LAGW2 calls $250 more.

Flop AT4 (pot $1060)

LAGW2 checks. I bet $450. LAGW1 folds and LAGW2 calls.

Turn 5 (pot $1960)

LAGW2 checks. I consider barreling away but decide that I have better bluff candidates here, and take my free card as I have some SDV if I don't improve.

River 5 (pot $1960)

LAGW2 checks. I bet $1400. He calls.

Super amazing hand for image as well as usually everyone thinks I'm a nit and I just showed down 64 in a 4-bet pot.

LAGW= LAG woman? or LAG whale?

What a beauty!

Ok she replied. That was quick.

FWIW the last time I saw her before today was like 4 weeks ago, and that time she gave me a little kiss on the cheek for no apparent reason. I didn't really think anything of it.

I don't really run this good do I? Well no pressure anyway let's see if this goes anywhere.

whale

It was a 2p2 joke opener back when you were fingerpainting in kindergarten.

LPT: Make sure your rent a car doesn’t stop working 100 miles from the nearest airport during 110* weather with no cell service and when you gotta sheeyit.

Also make sure that the car doesn’t have all your valuables.

Sick hand SABR.

I never win with the chessboard (64 suited).

LOL

Glad you made it home. We had a breakdown in the middle of nowhere a few months back and all I could think was how glad I am to be living with modern technology. In the old days I would have been walking through banjo country, looking for a house that would let me use a phone. Instead, call AAA, send them an exact GPS location, and use the time while waiting for the tow truck to choose a garage and a hotel.

What are the deetz

She a model chick?
Spinner?
Blonde? Brunette? Redhead?
Caucasian, Fiery Latina, or perhaps of the Asian persuasion?

Brunette. Latina I think? Has like 40K Instagram followers.

Yeah technology makes life so much better & easier