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06-27-2020 , 04:49 AM
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Originally Posted by feel wrath
I bought my wife new boobies about 6 years ago. Got told off and warned off the investment itt.

Honestly, my three kids had totally destroyed a world class pair of boobs and something needed to be done.

Cost $11k. Happy with the investment
Smart move.
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06-27-2020 , 04:50 AM
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Originally Posted by rickroll
do kids know, if so what do they think about it?

do people mention it, even the ones who surely noticed a difference?

for that girl, she was convinced nobody could tell but to me it seems pretty implausible such a skinny girl could pack so much heat and none of my friends asked but they all just assumed and i was kind of put in an awkward spot not wanting to lie to them yet also not wanting to break the "don't tell anyone" promise despite me pointing out it was totally unnecessary to state it

Re kids....does it matter?

Re people...say...your wife has massive norks


Honestly, it’s not something I’ve thought about. I don’t see it as a thing to be embarrassed about either within or outside the family and i reckon the need state...momma who gets them sucked dry by three kids...is more common than you’d imagine

Either way, she’s happier and I’m happier. She already got a lot of attention from random punter/pick up type men if we’re ever out late so the boobs probably exacerbate that but that’s something that’s never bothered me.
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06-27-2020 , 05:06 AM
There should be boob job mandates for women of a certain age. There could be an appeal process for the select few lucky ladies that don't require surgery.

Main problem I have with plastic surgery is when it deals with the face. In particular I tend to find lip fillers to be disgusting but I just recently found out they are not permanent which is great news.

But yeah, boobs, butt, tummy, and vagina should all be fair game as long as you go to a good surgeon.
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06-27-2020 , 05:22 AM
I hope I’m not this thirsty when I have ED and my test levels get low...
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06-27-2020 , 05:28 AM
A butt lift can do wonders for a humpy dumpty danny devito penguin lookin woman and can actually give her some real sex appeal.

Tummy is good for women who have had kids.

I assume child birth is also a big reason women get their vaginas done. Frankly, I haven't come across many vaginas that need to be done but I know one woman who I'm sure would be unable to wear a thong at the beach without her stuff hanging out (she's Asian, no kids, steroid use although I'm not sure if that is relevant). There's nothing wrong with her vagina, and I'd argue it what makes her unique, but if she wants to wear thongs at the beach then she may consider getting surgery.

Boob jobs are for all shapes and sizes of women. I do dislike when young women with small perky boobs get them done but sometimes they do it so certain clothing fits better. I'd argue they are probably wearing the wrong clothes.
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06-27-2020 , 05:38 AM
I can’t judge people who’ve had plastic surgery.

My penis reduction was a huge success
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06-27-2020 , 05:40 AM
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Originally Posted by RoadtoPro
I hope I’m not this thirsty when I have ED and my test levels get low...

The thirst never leaves.
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06-27-2020 , 05:41 AM
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Originally Posted by feel wrath
I can’t judge people who’ve had plastic surgery.

My penis reduction was a huge success
You probably shouldn't mention that when RtP is around. He's got high test levels and he's very thirsty.
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06-27-2020 , 05:44 AM


“all I had to do is stuff a couple of socks in there and yore hyperventilating”
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06-27-2020 , 05:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Dream Crusher
There should be boob job mandates for women of a certain age. There could be an appeal process for the select few lucky ladies that don't require surgery.

Main problem I have with plastic surgery is when it deals with the face. In particular I tend to find lip fillers to be disgusting but I just recently found out they are not permanent which is great news.

But yeah, boobs, butt, tummy, and vagina should all be fair game as long as you go to a good surgeon.

Yeah, I would hope my wife doesn’t do stuff to her face.

Botox and fillers and lip stuff etc...just seems different somehow albeit I do get why women do it. My wife’s sister....who you may know "The Pen:" Live NLHE Chat Thread... does a lot of stuff to her face. She is undoubtedly still v attractive but I can’t help thinking that it’s a one way street and once you start it’s hard to turn around
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06-27-2020 , 05:49 AM
you can say the same thing about smoking a cig or walking into a casino..

Spoiler:
yolo amirite
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06-27-2020 , 06:21 AM
Random topic change from plastic surgery, but this dude has to be the best singer in the world, yes?



I wish I was 1/10th as good at poker as this guy is at controlling his voice, and I think I'm pretty decent at poker.
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06-27-2020 , 07:18 AM
Hypothetical:

Taking into account COL, lifestyle, girls, degening etc rank options 1/10 in order for a single male with $20-100k in savings plz? Assuming you work exclusively from home (thus being able to live anywhere) and love to gamble let’s say. options are a group of “similar” places for degens.

1) Vegas, Macau
2) NorCal, SoCal
3) Houston, Austin, Dallas, Midland, San Antonio TX
4) Southeast, West Florida
5) Boston, Atlantic City, D.C., Arizona, Maryland
6) Connecticut, Oklahoma, Mississippi, Penn, Ohio
7) somewhere not mentioned
8) Somewhere in Australia
9) Somewhere in Canada
10) Somewhere in Europe

Especially appreciated for those of you that have lived in multiple places and traveled the world in some capacity

Spoiler:
decisions, decisions
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06-27-2020 , 07:39 AM
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Originally Posted by feel wrath
Re kids....does it matter?

Re people...say...your wife has massive norks


Honestly, it’s not something I’ve thought about. I don’t see it as a thing to be embarrassed about either within or outside the family and i reckon the need state...momma who gets them sucked dry by three kids...is more common than you’d imagine

Either way, she’s happier and I’m happier. She already got a lot of attention from random punter/pick up type men if we’re ever out late so the boobs probably exacerbate that but that’s something that’s never bothered me.
i wouldn't say embarassed is the right word but it's something along those lines of people would know and imply and it just felt a little awkward for me, not that the titties were awkward but that when we met i was explicitly told never to tell anyone so when a lot "those are improbably large titties on your skinny girlfriend" type of wink wink nod nod type comments it was a little awkward for me

to be clear this was like a once a 6 month occurence not something that came up much nor was on my mind and I can't imagine having to play the "what tits? game" had i not met her post titties

@DC I don't know why but I've always been perversely attracted to obvious facial plastic surgery in cougars
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06-27-2020 , 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted by RoadtoPro
Hypothetical:

Taking into account COL, lifestyle, girls, degening etc rank options 1/10 in order for a single male with $20-100k in savings plz? Assuming you work exclusively from home (thus being able to live anywhere) and love to gamble let’s say. options are a group of “similar” places for degens.

1) Vegas, Macau
2) NorCal, SoCal
3) Houston, Austin, Dallas, Midland, San Antonio TX
4) Southeast, West Florida
5) Boston, Atlantic City, D.C., Arizona, Maryland
6) Connecticut, Oklahoma, Mississippi, Penn, Ohio
7) somewhere not mentioned
8) Somewhere in Australia
9) Somewhere in Canada
10) Somewhere in Europe

Especially appreciated for those of you that have lived in multiple places and traveled the world in some capacity

Spoiler:
decisions, decisions

There is a big difference between 20-100k so that makes it harder to comment.

Also AC should be alone and at the bottom

I’ve lived in Arizona, dc, Maryland, Virginia, Ohio and have been to most places on your list except Australia, Macau and Mississippi.

Haven’t played poker in Texas, Oklahoma or Boston.

Australia is closing its borders so that’s not an option. Assuming Macau would be difficult as well.

For me San Diego’s is the absolute nuts. Poker isn’t as great as Los Angeles but then you don’t have to live in that cesspool which is more than worth it.

Poker in the dmv is great. I’ve heard Boston dried up quickly- unsure if true.

Florida poker is great but then you have to deal with living in Florida.

Unsure what poker is like in Spain but I would love to live there. I’m guessing it’s a bit unsafe to be carrying around lots of cash or chips in Barcelona though.
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06-27-2020 , 09:19 AM
Fake boobs reminds me of when Ghostface stabs Carmen Electra in the chest and the implant comes out

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06-27-2020 , 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted by RobFarha
i may or may not own a club in the biggest union if you need a plug
Pretend 4 a second you were talking to someone yer fathers age - then translate this to english
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06-27-2020 , 09:47 AM
Rob is trying not to get busted for advertising and to "subtly" let you know that he doesn't just "know a guy," but is, in fact, the guy.
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06-27-2020 , 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Donat3llo
I've had both of these several times, both out west and in bottle, they are good, standard "old school" IPAs.

I prefer a hazy, New England style IPA. These are hop forward, bitter, minimal dry hopped NW/W style IPAs. If you like that style then these are your jam, if not then you'll take it or leave it.
I generally agree it’s a very hop forward and dry beer, even though it’s not excessively hopped like a Melvin or a Avery Paws & Claws for example, it’s not as balanced for my taste as some other IPAs and PAs, not my favorite.
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06-27-2020 , 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted by DeadMoneyWalking
Not the question but, so you want to make an Indy film?



well, no beer in our house, but we went on vacation once to a place that literally had Heineken on tap among the soda pop. Like every new beer drinker I hated the taste so I mixed it 50:50 and called it Sprite-Oh-Heino.
Yeah, indie movie, but I don't wanna make it if it's gonna be garbage
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06-27-2020 , 10:12 AM
I will say that a lot of Cali-style IPAs are basically blonde beers with a gallon of hops squeezed in. I like a more balanced approach, with a solid malt backbone. Eastern Seaboard (not New England) IPAs are truer to the British-style, though somewhat more aggressive, and I really like that.

I had a very dry IPA on-tap recently, and had an Irish Red on the other tap. I found I could make a nice balance with about a 1/3 red to 2/3 IPA mix.

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06-27-2020 , 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted by sixsevenoff
Yeah, indie movie, but I don't wanna make it if it's gonna be garbage
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06-27-2020 , 10:36 AM
no judging here but is this the type of plug he wants me to get?

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06-27-2020 , 10:38 AM
I have seen stuff about diamond clubs etc...

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06-27-2020 , 10:50 AM
back in my beer drinking days this was by far the best beer i ever had and i am a major snob, they have a number of beers with 95+ ratings, it's $6 a bottle but worth it and at those prices they have a max amount you're allowed to purchase because they still can't make enough

if you ever find yourself along route 1 in Maine and near freeport hit that place up

this is coming from someone who lived in colorado and exclusively drank microbrews for a good decade so highly familiar what's out there

https://app.upserve.com/s/maine-beer-company-freeport

the lunch ipa is perhaps the best beer in the world, but really all their stuff is top notch

ignore the fruity descriptions, this is no smirnoff ice
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