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06-01-2020 , 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by bwslim69
Screwed up a hand big time last night. Playing lowest of the low PLO stakes but am 350bb (~$70) deep with an uber nit on my direct right.

He opens ($1), I have KKQT I am 4 tabling and don't realize who opens and 3b to $4. As soon as I see who it is I know this is a mistake. His range to open is like top 5% and to continue is probably AAxx

Folds to Villain who 4b to $13. I sigh call

Flop AKK he check, I check (wtf am I doing??)

Turn A he check, I check (lol me)

River 9 he check, he leads $15 and I call because quad AA obv.

He shows 9976 (LOL me)

Felt like ****ing GG Jr.
From a purely results oriented viewpoint, you screwed up the streets you thought you did well on and vice-versa, lol.

Galso,IrevokedhisUberNitmembershipthankstohismania cpreflopplayG
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06-01-2020 , 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by gobbledygeek
Had my first sit-down restaurant meal in a while on Saturday with wife/stepdaughters/stepson-in-law. Masks on waitresses made them a little hard to hear. Every other booth not used. Paper (disposable?) menus. Fairly youngish crowd overall (although that might be par for the course at this place). Took one of our names/number for contact tracing purposes.

Gsigh,letthegoodtimesroll?G
C'mon GG, you didn't figure that your waitress was interested?

The Breezes will still be doing takeout from places that are open(ing). We've been trying to spread it out across all the local places.

I miss nachos. I miss pizza. What I'll never miss is lettuce. **** lettuce.
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06-01-2020 , 12:13 PM
This pretty much captures the USA#1 as a whole...



We're fcuked...
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06-01-2020 , 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted by prairiebreeze
C'mon GG, you didn't figure that your waitress was interested?

The Breezes will still be doing takeout from places that are open(ing). We've been trying to spread it out across all the local places.

I miss nachos. I miss pizza. What I'll never miss is lettuce. **** lettuce.
Shared a plate of nachos, they were *awesome*, as was the pub burger & fries.

Gwearsamaskovermygroinsopeoplecan'ttellifI'mintere stedG
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06-01-2020 , 12:39 PM
**** lettuce. Iceberg, romaine, **** them all.
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06-01-2020 , 01:43 PM
While doing keto I grew to enjoy lettuce-wrapped burgers and JJ's unwhich option. Most likely an unpopular opinion but i like it.
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06-01-2020 , 01:46 PM
GG I didn't realize you were that much of a gambler.
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06-01-2020 , 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted by AlanBostick
GG I didn't realize you were that much of a gambler.
Yeah... I was impressed that he shared the nachos instead of just getting his own order.
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06-01-2020 , 02:31 PM
Life maniac.

GIrazblindG
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06-01-2020 , 02:50 PM


I went to a nice, peaceful demonstration against police brutality, racial bias, and civil asset forfeiture. It was on Michigan's campus; don't be deceived - for whatever reason the front was pretty empty, but there were thousands there.

Some of the stories told really made my stomach churn.
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06-01-2020 , 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by prairiebreeze
**** lettuce. Iceberg, romaine, **** them all.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3OKfM4r5tRY

This link is 100% for you Prairie.
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06-01-2020 , 04:13 PM
Sounds terribly boring. At the very least you should be burning some trash cans or an American flag or something.
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06-01-2020 , 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Dream Crusher
Sounds terribly boring. At the very least you should be burning some trash cans or an American flag or something.
I'm not protesting because I don't like standing for long periods of time. It makes my feet hurt.

One funny video I saw was a guy who pulled an ATM out of a convenience store and was trying to get on a bus with it. Then he got mad and seemed surprised that the bus driver wouldn't let him on the bus. It was obviously because he wasn't wearing a mask. Some people are so dumb!
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06-01-2020 , 04:28 PM
Looks like a nice butt on that feminist with the black racerback shirt
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06-01-2020 , 04:30 PM
Just saw the strangest thing. Looking out the window and a neighborhood cat that occasionally comes by to visit and hunt in the woods on our property is laying in the driveway chilling. Suddenly a deer comes running out of the woods and chases the cat. The cat runs into the woods, and the deer keeps chasing it.

Never knew deer were so anti-housecat. I mean, even if it has a fawn around somewhere, I don't think the cat is any threat. Odd as hell.
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06-01-2020 , 04:34 PM
6 days at home and lettuce has been a part of every non-breakfast meal so far.

and it ****ing sucks.
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06-01-2020 , 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted by JackInDaCrak
Looks like a nice butt on that feminist with the black racerback shirt
I'm too married to notice these things anymore.
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06-01-2020 , 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted by JackInDaCrak
Looks like a nice butt on that feminist with the black racerback shirt
I can see why someone with a peanut for a brain would assume all women hate men, but I don't make assumptions for entire groups of people.
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06-01-2020 , 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Garick
Just saw the strangest thing. Looking out the window and a neighborhood cat that occasionally comes by to visit and hunt in the woods on our property is laying in the driveway chilling. Suddenly a deer comes running out of the woods and chases the cat. The cat runs into the woods, and the deer keeps chasing it.

Never knew deer were so anti-housecat. I mean, even if it has a fawn around somewhere, I don't think the cat is any threat. Odd as hell.
Lemme guess, a black cat?

Gstorychecksout,"catwasloitering"deerclaimslaterG
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06-01-2020 , 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted by prairiebreeze
6 days at home and lettuce has been a part of every non-breakfast meal so far.

and it ****ing sucks.
At least you can play this on repeat at every meal moving forward.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3OKfM4r5tRY
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06-01-2020 , 05:44 PM
By the way, hope you’re feeling better Prairie.
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06-01-2020 , 05:49 PM
Says the guy who flatted AQs from SB after LJ open + BTN call, and then crai Ott after the board paired versus a PSB turn bet. You can't make this **** up lol. INB4 GG says he has a trivial fold pre.

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06-01-2020 , 06:07 PM
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Originally Posted by prairiebreeze
I'm too married to notice these things anymore.

Never. Too. Married. To. Notice
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06-01-2020 , 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted by BiteMeFish
BUT...do you know who HE is?

I don’t. I was playing 4 tables yesterday. I did attempt to intervene in an epeening war and I have a suspicion that he may be one of those two, albeit neither of them covered themselves in glory
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06-01-2020 , 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Lapidator
Yeah... I was impressed that he shared the nachos instead of just getting his own order.
Dipped in sanitizer instead of salsa.

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Originally Posted by sixsevenoff


I went to a nice, peaceful demonstration against police brutality, racial bias, and civil asset forfeiture. It was on Michigan's campus; don't be deceived - for whatever reason the front was pretty empty, but there were thousands there.

Some of the stories told really made my stomach churn.
masked
socially distanced
all white people
doing the black power salute

Elite University 101
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