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Old 05-22-2020, 12:49 PM   #12676
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Lolol yeah, I had no idea until he told me. But I didn't get much so I owe you a cheeseburger at most.
Just mail me some gummies and we'll call it even.

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Old 05-22-2020, 12:52 PM   #12677
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Just mail me some gummies and we'll call it even.

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so you are saying that you found the potatoes difficult to insert?
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Old 05-22-2020, 01:04 PM   #12678
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so you are saying that you found the potatoes difficult to insert?
They probably keep falling out.
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Old 05-22-2020, 01:09 PM   #12679
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Lolz.

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Old 05-22-2020, 01:13 PM   #12680
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lol federal crimes amirite
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Old 05-22-2020, 02:44 PM   #12681
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lol federal crimes amirite

Right up there with paying taxes on poker winnings.


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Old 05-22-2020, 02:55 PM   #12682
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Just won a pot at showdown with unimproved 99 in a 4! pot against 2 shortstackers. Lol
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Old 05-22-2020, 02:57 PM   #12683
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unloaded a big slug o my voo's today. market should soar after the long weekend

U R welcome
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Old 05-22-2020, 02:57 PM   #12684
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They probably keep falling out.

They do, but they look like this:


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Old 05-22-2020, 02:59 PM   #12685
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Serious question:

How more advanced has live poker gotten in the last 2-3 years? Is it possible i could jump into a 1-2 or 1-3 game and smash in the way I used to?
What's the rake like? I've seen some 1/2 games that are losers for every OMC on Tuesday mornings because they take the full rake regardless of pot size. OTOH I got to tip 100%.

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In before the DOJ forgot to turn over Zoltan's sticky notes on how they told him to clarify gummies meant girl scout cookies.
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Old 05-22-2020, 03:45 PM   #12686
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They do, but they look like this:


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Old 05-22-2020, 03:45 PM   #12687
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Just won a pot at showdown with unimproved 99 in a 4! pot against 2 shortstackers. Lol
Last time I had 99, my opponent limp called with AA and then got it all in on a 9 high flop. Villain refused to run it multiple times and we chopped.
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Old 05-22-2020, 03:47 PM   #12688
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In before the DOJ forgot to turn over Zoltan's sticky notes on how they told him to clarify gummies meant girl scout cookies.
Sour D Patch Kids?
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Old 05-22-2020, 04:53 PM   #12689
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They're called HI-thC gummies
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Old 05-22-2020, 05:06 PM   #12690
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BMF knows that sour D is the best D

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Old 05-22-2020, 05:10 PM   #12691
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The tangy zip...
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Old 05-22-2020, 05:29 PM   #12692
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unloaded a big slug o my voo's today. market should soar after the long weekend

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Time for TVIX soon.
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Old 05-22-2020, 06:29 PM   #12693
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Last time I had 99, my opponent limp called with AA and then got it all in on a 9 high flop. Villain refused to run it multiple times and we chopped.
Lol holy blue balls
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Old 05-22-2020, 07:09 PM   #12694
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Time for TVIX soon.
i concur. I think I may start obtaining these.
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Old 05-22-2020, 08:18 PM   #12695
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I don't always 3bet...but when I do it is with the worst hand.
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Old 05-22-2020, 08:57 PM   #12696
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First time back at the tables in a week. This hand 2nd orbit. I make crying call on river. Well it's been fun, but not really haha.
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Old 05-22-2020, 09:07 PM   #12697
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Old 05-22-2020, 09:57 PM   #12698
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Probably a good uninstall.

The other day my app somehow crashed inside the emulator. That was so weird and I knew I was probably missing out on a huge hand. By the time I logged back in I saw that I had folded JJ preflop and would have flopped a set on the flop. River Jack.
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Old 05-22-2020, 10:04 PM   #12699
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Probably a good uninstall.

The other day my app somehow crashed inside the emulator. That was so weird and I knew I was probably missing out on a huge hand. By the time I logged back in I saw that I had folded JJ preflop and would have flopped a set on the flop. River Jack.
Yeah I was only like 10 min into the first poker I've played in a week. I was so annoyed I just insta logged off and deleted the app. PB has made me find poker just really annoying more than anything else.
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Old 05-22-2020, 10:07 PM   #12700
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Last week I pretty much lost my whole roll in my first 2 hands of poker lol. I much prefer that though because it allowed me to do other things the rest of the week.
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