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05-12-2020 , 11:52 PM
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Originally Posted by BiteMeFish
Well, if you didn't spend so much to throw **** at spyu, you might be better off. Although I appreciate the entertainment
I only threw the sharks and the roses.
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05-12-2020 , 11:57 PM
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Originally Posted by feel wrath
serious question....

does anyone read the posts with multi quotes in them?

or the 3+ paragraphs of text?

Like...I'm sure people put a lot of time and effort into them but I just scroll on by them all
I always read mine.
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05-13-2020 , 12:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Dream Crusher
I only threw the sharks and the roses.
I know I played against you on Sunday night. I can't remember your screen name, but I tagged you
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05-13-2020 , 12:13 AM
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Originally Posted by sixsevenoff
I know I played against you on Sunday night. I can't remember your screen name, but I tagged you
Sunday Night? I don't think so unless you were playing super low.
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05-13-2020 , 12:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Dream Crusher
I only threw the sharks and the roses.
You threw stuff? I was throwing stuff at myself. I didn't see anyone throw stuff at me.
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05-13-2020 , 12:14 AM
Nh spyu
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05-13-2020 , 12:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr Spyutastic
You threw stuff? I was throwing stuff at myself. I didn't see anyone throw stuff at me.
You must have been the one throwing the poop and donkeys then.
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05-13-2020 , 12:22 AM
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Originally Posted by BigSkip
I am almost 1200 hands in on PokerBros...have failed to flop or turn a set. Rivered one but I had folded.

Seems on point as I used to 5-6 sessions without flopping a set in my underground games.
I think I was around 1000 hands and flopped a total of two. Busted my roll on Button Clickers though. Kept getting outplayed by 2 and 3 outters. Lol

Other club I’m in I’m going strong. Been waxing everyone at OFC Ultimate Joker and today we played mixed and I came up a little. PLO5 Hi is my jam now.

Where I can’t catch a break... Russian Ping Pong. I miss the money lines and the o/u‘s like crazy, whereas my buddy has been crushing. He had 43 Russian Ping Pong bets in one day. Hundreds in play. I think total he easily over $1k, approaching $2k. He’s only been at it for like 4 days. Epic shat this quarantine is doing to degens.
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05-13-2020 , 12:22 AM
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Originally Posted by BiteMeFish
Nh spyu
Yeah that was a big one.
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05-13-2020 , 12:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Dream Crusher
You must have been the one throwing the poop and donkeys then.
Yeah and sharks.
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05-13-2020 , 12:23 AM
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Originally Posted by feel wrath
serious question....

does anyone read the posts with multi quotes in them?

or the 3+ paragraphs of text?

Like...I'm sure people put a lot of time and effort into them but I just scroll on by them all

I typically don’t if I have a ton of posts to catch up on. If it’s a slow day, probably.

I also don’t typically post many multi quotes because it’s a pain in the ass. Props to the people who do it a lot
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05-13-2020 , 12:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr Spyutastic
Yeah that was a big one.
Tilted me lol
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05-13-2020 , 12:40 AM
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Originally Posted by BiteMeFish
Tilted me lol
A little known secret is that Poker Bros hates QQ. They lose way more than they should. Last table I was at they went 0 for 5 vs 2 random undercards.
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05-13-2020 , 12:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr Spyutastic
A little known secret is that Poker Bros hates QQ. They lose way more than they should. Last table I was at they went 0 for 5 vs 2 random undercards.
I think if I'd been able to reopen the being after shorty shoved, it would have been hard for you to call. Oh well. I should have quit the table an hour earlier anyway.
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05-13-2020 , 12:49 AM
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Originally Posted by BiteMeFish
I think if I'd been able to reopen the being after shorty shoved, it would have been hard for you to call. Oh well. I should have quit the table an hour earlier anyway.
Yeah if you reopen I can't be in the hand.
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05-13-2020 , 12:51 AM
Im torn about PokerBros, on the one hand I dominate the club from my local game in NLHE MTT, but on the other hand I’m getting smoked at PLO5 on some random real money club. In conclusion, rigged
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05-13-2020 , 01:29 AM
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Originally Posted by BigSkip
I am almost 1200 hands in on PokerBros...have failed to flop or turn a set. Rivered one but I had folded.

Seems on point as I used to 5-6 sessions without flopping a set in my underground games.
There isn’t enough room for 2 BigSkips on the app. 20 table HU match?
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05-13-2020 , 01:33 AM
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Originally Posted by feel wrath
serious question....

does anyone read the posts with multi quotes in them?

or the 3+ paragraphs of text?

Like...I'm sure people put a lot of time and effort into them but I just scroll on by them all
Yes, Dream Crusher's. But in all posts I don't read the quoted parts anymore, I just read the poster's new text.

And I start at the end of the thread and read backwards because I think it saves time and helps me learn to see others' reactions first before reading things that might be wrong.
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05-13-2020 , 01:36 AM
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Originally Posted by johnny_on_the_spot
I typically don’t if I have a ton of posts to catch up on. If it’s a slow day, probably.

I also don’t typically post many multi quotes because it’s a pain in the ass. Props to the people who do it a lot
i just scroll straight past all the multi quote posts...too hard to navigate, albeit I'm of advanced years

(also have never tried to do a multi quote and can guarantee I'd get it wrong)
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05-13-2020 , 01:50 AM
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Originally Posted by BigSkip
Prices can be a bit localized based on which factories supply a given market.
I've read that meat packers are a market bottleneck, which I assume is polite-speak for "cartel."

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Originally Posted by Mr Spyutastic
Yeah I've definitely fat fingered buttons more than I'd like to admit.
Try out a digital piano and you'll see how fat your digits relatively are.

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Originally Posted by Mr Spyutastic
Guess we got a healthy supply for this week at least. Boneless Prime ribeyes were $20/lb today.
Spoiler:






Read'em and weep



and if the label is too worn that's a $7/lb tenderloin

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Originally Posted by feel wrath
i just scroll straight past all the multi quote posts...too hard to navigate, albeit I'm of advanced years

(also have never tried to do a multi quote and can guarantee I'd get it wrong)
tldr
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05-13-2020 , 01:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Donat3llo
My phone has been showing off a new "feature" where it will click if my finger hovers too long over the screen. Misclicked call several times by mistake lolol

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Can you change the accessibility settings?
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05-13-2020 , 01:58 AM
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Originally Posted by IAMthepokerhack
Got a few bigger issues than TP and hand sanitizer

Proteins are next and imo items still field picked may follow closely (real issues with the living conditions for this labor pool make transmission exponentially more likely)

Not over yet as far as the supply chain is concerned
We may be protected from losing fresh fruits and vegetables (at least ones that are grown in America) if most of the pickers are illegal immigrants who are not eligible for unemployment and want to work to get paid.

Also many truck drivers are self-employed business owners/independent contractors so they will want to keep working too.
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05-13-2020 , 05:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Donat3llo
My phone has been showing off a new "feature" where it will click if my finger hovers too long over the screen. Misclicked call several times by mistake lolol

I have to imagine the following is close to what slim looks like when people itt try to brag about $$$:
ok but you’re a turtle.



ah also thanks for pointing that out. I was just trying to show the irony in him calling me a joke/looking down on me iirc.
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05-13-2020 , 05:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr Spyutastic
A little known secret is that Poker Bros hates QQ. They lose way more than they should. Last table I was at they went 0 for 5 vs 2 random undercards.
fold pre
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05-13-2020 , 05:20 AM
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Originally Posted by AcePlayerDeluxe
Russian Ping Pong degens
oh hey didn’t you create the IMA Pro Pokah Playa thread? Why aren’t you green?
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