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02-20-2020 , 10:42 PM
They originally listed it for $800k. It was $600k when I looked at it and it ended up selling for like $575k.
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02-20-2020 , 10:47 PM
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02-20-2020 , 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Aesah
I have settled down in LA and do a mixture of playing 5/5 NLHE at Bike these days and working on game design

i am in an amazing poly relationship with a GIRL, emphasis on girl so no one here misses that I am a MANLY MAN and confuses me for one of those weird gays who paints their nails black and red and listens to Kesha's new album released on Jan 31st

I still play a lot of video games including Overwatch, LoL/TFT, PUBG, and some more indie stuff

I'm starting to learn some shuffle dance

this thread moves way faster than i remembered


So you’re into little girls eh? Pretty weird to be so proud of the pedo thing but good for you for finding love!
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02-20-2020 , 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Dream Crusher
They originally listed it for $800k. It was $600k when I looked at it and it ended up selling for like $575k.
You _maybe_ can get just shy of a 1/3 of that space for $575k around Denver metro and surrounding suburbs. Of course it'll be on an 8k sqft lot so you can hand your neighbors coffee through your window in the morning.
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02-20-2020 , 11:00 PM
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Originally Posted by DeadMoneyWalking
I'm guessing "oriental" was once the polite term used in place of 'yellow.'


Chink was the Cali term before Oriental but that became a blanket term for all Asians and it became idk PC to call Asians, Asian, when you’re unsure what nationality they are.

You’d have to come across some real pearl clutcher to call you out in public for using oriental in a 1 off or non offensive sense.
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02-20-2020 , 11:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Natamus
Yea those of us who can **** for more than 10 pumps without blowing their load end up putting I a bit of work servicing a woman
chill the **** out dude. I said one word. No need to be an *******.

And you’re just out of shape fool
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02-20-2020 , 11:08 PM
Apparently men burn ~100 calories during sex: https://journals.plos.org/plosone/ar...l.pone.0079342
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02-20-2020 , 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted by sixsevenoff
@Natamus I honestly had you on my ignore list for talking ****, then I DM'd you and you ignored me, and then made disparaging remarks about me, but still didn't acknowledge me. I see from someone quoting you that you're not grudging and I liked you a lot until the incident, so I'm down to call it a truce and sign a non aggression pact if you'd like.

@Spy Thanks for the heads up. Obviously I didn't mean anything bad, which is obvious.

@DC I do 30 lb lateral raises. Hbu?


Calm down big guy, I got really sick, I’m moving with an 8 month old this month who I also happened to get sick so no one is sleeping. I’m still working and helping my wife with her work for a condo development in New Orleans.

In other words, I like you kiddo, you’re a good young man, but I haven’t responded to my nephew in two weeks who needs my help and has real talent because I’m doing a lot and I run through 2+2 threads lately while on the can or rocking the baby to sleep. I don’t remember whatever we were talking about a week or two ago and it’s in line behind him.
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02-20-2020 , 11:10 PM
Exactly. That’s nothing. Apparently chess players burn 6,000 calories a day while sitting.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnb...ing-games.html
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02-20-2020 , 11:10 PM
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Originally Posted by RoadtoPro
chill the **** out dude. I said one word. No need to be an *******.

And you’re just out of shape fool
lol ffs no chill
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02-20-2020 , 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by RoadtoPro
chill the **** out dude. I said one word. No need to be an *******.



And you’re just out of shape fool


LOLOLOL you’re so easily triggered you may actually
Be 67. (JK 67)

Kids have no sense of sarcasm bexusee they are so busy being offended

Also, to be more serious, yes I am a fool, strong observation. I am out of shape, but I’m also actually accomplished, actually successful and have nothing to prove to anyone, especially children like yourself.

Get your notepad, you may learn a thing or two from the “older” guys around here instead of being less socially functional in the thread than the actually diagnosed autistic participants.

Last edited by Natamus; 02-20-2020 at 11:17 PM.
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02-20-2020 , 11:12 PM
and natamus I don’t really care if you talk ****, you’ve given me some helpful advice. Just don’t go out of your way to do it please
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02-20-2020 , 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by RoadtoPro
Exactly. That’s nothing. Apparently chess players burn 6,000 calories a day while sitting.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnb...ing-games.html
Yeah but "I'm a chess player" is hardly the line to use to get laid
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02-20-2020 , 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by RoadtoPro
Exactly. That’s nothing. Apparently chess players burn 6,000 calories a day while sitting.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnb...ing-games.html
That's bonkers.

I'm definitely not burning 6k calories playing 10min games on chess.com
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02-20-2020 , 11:15 PM
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Originally Posted by BiteMeFish
Yeah but "I'm a chess player" is hardly the line to use to get laid
Depends on the audience

"I'm a line cook" has worked for me in a previous life
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02-20-2020 , 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by BiteMeFish
Yeah but "I'm a chess player" is hardly the line to use to get laid
it’s not, of course. It’s not something I talk much about until they get to know me, but the type of women that’s attracted to that are usually of higher quality. Like the attractive pre- med/pre-law types.

imo.
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02-20-2020 , 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Natamus
LOLOLOL you’re so easily triggered you may actually
Be 67. (JK 67)

Kids have no sense of sarcasm bexusee they are so busy being offended

Also, to be more serious, yes I am a fool, strong observation. I am out of shape, but I’m also actually accomplished, actually successful and have nothing to prove to anyone, especially children like yourself.

Get your notepad, you may learn a thing or two from the “older” guys around here instead of being less socially functional in the thread than the actually diagnosed autistic participants.
you have no idea what I have/haven’t been diagnosed with and it’s none of your business. in fact there isn’t a single world class chess player that’s normal and I certainly am not. I’m proud of it

i am willing to learn a thing or two from you older guys.

not sure what there’s to learn from some bitter old fat dude telling me I cum too fast
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02-20-2020 , 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr Spyutastic
Well I'm oriental and we have trouble judging distances because of our small eyes which is why we're terrible drivers.
my first time to san francisco the company sent a̶ ̶m̶i̶d̶d̶l̶e̶ ̶a̶g̶e̶d̶ ̶A̶s̶i̶a̶n̶ ̶l̶a̶d̶y̶ an oriental milf to pick me up at the airport and brief me during the drive

as she's discussing some pretty high level stuff with me in the car she almost kills us by swerving across the highway to take an exit only to realize that's not the exit we're taking and then swerves back onto the highway nearly causing a huge pileup and or hitting the rail as she brought us back onto highway last minute at speed

she stops briefing me, turns and looks and me and says "female asian driver" with a huge smile and then keeps on driving like nothing happened and continues to brief me about their issues with user retention
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02-20-2020 , 11:26 PM
also the idea that age is indicative of intelligence and/or capability is incredibly outdated.

I’ve been eviscerating phd’s, doctors, engineers, lawyers, in a level playing field since I was 6. Just because you’re older doesn’t mean you know more.

respect me and I’ll respect you as well. don’t understand where the sense of superiority comes from.
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02-20-2020 , 11:30 PM
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Originally Posted by RoadtoPro
also the idea that age is indicative of intelligence and/or capability is incredibly outdated.

I’ve been eviscerating phd’s, doctors, engineers, lawyers, in a level playing field since I was 6. Just because you’re older doesn’t mean you know more.

respect me and I’ll respect you as well. don’t understand where the sense of superiority comes from.
There's a lot of wisdom to be gained from decades of masturbation
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02-20-2020 , 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Donat3llo
Depends on the audience

"I'm a line cook" has worked for me in a previous life
I mean, I'd much rather **** someone who can handle a 110°+ saute station than someone who loses 10 lbs on their ass, but that's just my kink I guess

also, try harder rtp
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02-20-2020 , 11:41 PM
btw it's all good Natamus, I can take a joke.

I just don't appreciate you (and some others) looking down on me just because of my age. I'm very proud of what I've accomplished by 20 and I've worked really hard basically forever.
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02-20-2020 , 11:47 PM
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oriental milf
This story needs pics.
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02-20-2020 , 11:54 PM
I'd argue that yasser seirawan is pretty normal. Magnus seems like he'd be fun to hangout with based on his banter blitz videos too. He seems reasonably socially adept, especially the videos with Jan Gustaffson.
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02-21-2020 , 12:00 AM
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Just because you’re older doesn’t mean you know more.
With regards to somethings it does.
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