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05-13-2021 , 04:39 PM

#30726

SABR42

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 23,036

Thank you

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05-13-2021 , 04:56 PM

#30727

johnny_on_the_spot

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 11,608

Decided to go play today. Dude to my left literally shoved his hand down his pants to adjust/scratch/play/idk wtf with himself for a solid 10-15 seconds while in a conversation with the dude on my right. Wasn’t discrete about it at all. Was sitting probably a foot back from the table so it was in full sight of most people. And then he just continued to play like nothing ever happened. No hand washing or sanitizer applied. Probably the grossest thing I’ve seen at a poker table in a long time

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05-13-2021 , 05:12 PM

#30728

gobbledygeek

Poet Laureate of LLSNL

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 36,136

Lol, what do you even do in that spot? Table change?

GcluelessballscratchingnoobG

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05-13-2021 , 05:14 PM

#30729

NewAcctIsBest

banned

Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 1,039

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Originally Posted by SABR42

This is going to sound super super douchy, but I feel like I have a God-like aura around me right now. Girls love me, and guys want to be me. I've been getting compliments all over the place from guys and random girls are approaching me to ask me out when I'm not even trying. This is definitely a new experience for me, as someone who's always been an introvert who was awkward around women and people in general.

It's been building up for a while, but at some point recently I had an eureka moment, at which point I realized that for the first time in my life I have real, genuine confidence that comes from within. The kind of confidence that gives me inner peace and makes me love and accept myself. It sounds cliche, but ever since then, everywhere I go I have a smile on my face and make people laugh and have a good time because my positive attitude is contagious.

I have always had many good qualities, but due to my introvertedness they tended to be hidden from people unless they knew me closely. I am a genuinely nice person who cares about other people and enjoys helping other people succeed. In the world of underground gambling, full of scumbags, scammers, perverts, or just general *******s, a successful person like me who is also genuinely nice is a unicorn. Once I realized my true value, it gave me the confidence to approach anyone I want and show them the best version of myself, without fear or insecurity. I've also been working hard at the gym recently and seeing good results, which can't hurt.

The result of all this has been a dramatic snowball effect. Whenever I walk into a room now I EXPECT people to love me, and they DO. I've always known that confidence is attractive, but I've never experienced it to this degree. Some guys around me are baffled by how the girls are treating me because they're paying the girls for attention and treating them like sexual objects. I don't even ask for attention but the girls come to me because they feel safe around me. I am sweet, but playful. I flirt, but don't cross the line. I am sensitive and protective, but not jealous. I am super nice, but not a "nice guy" who does something nice and whines when he doesn't get something back. When you genuinely help people and don't expect anything in return, people you actually want to be around will love you and reciprocate.

I have learned from my many past mistakes and everything seems to have clicked. It feels like I can do no wrong. I am getting way more attention from girls than I have time to deal with. The clingy ones will send me like 15 texts in a row. I am very selective and only interested in the hottest girls who are also mature and have good personalities (there are a lot of fake people and gold diggers in this industry). It's working well. I'm having fun and every day feels like a great day, even if I lose five figures at poker.

So that's my story. A lot of what I say may seem like common sense to a lot of you, but I learned this stuff the hard way and I'm proud of myself for having fundamentally altered myself as a person. People are shocked when I tell them I wasn't always this way. Oh, and at some point this year I'll probably buy an Audi R8, because I've always wanted one and I've worked my ass off to get one. It's gonna be a V10.

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A lot of people cut their blow with meth these days. As an aside , it’s great to be well off in your 30s

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05-13-2021 , 05:16 PM

#30730

squid face

ChatThreadPrez

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 11,468

Just say," Hey man hows yer hand smell"

he will undoubtedly ask Y

then the world is your oyster u can take it what ever direction u chose

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05-13-2021 , 06:52 PM

#30731

Dream Crusher

banned

Join Date: Mar 2016 Posts: 18,786

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Originally Posted by squid face

Just say," Hey man hows yer hand smell"

he will undoubtedly put his hand up to your nose and tell you to take a big whiff

FYP

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05-13-2021 , 07:04 PM

#30732

spikeraw22

The Situation

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 8,741

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Originally Posted by SABR42

Welcome to the club. I figured this out at about 23. Just never took advantage of the perks until much later. It helps that I’m stupid hot. Like, remind people it’s their turn to act and please stop staring hot. And my wit. Omg I am a funny dude.

Don’t get cocky.

P.S. I don’t want to be you. I stupid hot.

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05-13-2021 , 08:42 PM

#30733

SABR42

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 23,036

Good for you. I think I'm pretty average looking but I have some nice features.

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05-14-2021 , 12:39 AM

#30734

RobFarha

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 9,684

today my gf beat me in chess because i was working/not paying attention and blundered badly

then i tried to hook up with her

she told me she only hooks up with winners

god mode activated

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05-14-2021 , 01:02 AM

#30735

feel wrath

The Situation

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 29,809

so RTP can dunk AND he can fun your missus

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05-14-2021 , 01:05 AM

#30736

RobFarha

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 9,684

I’ll take “valid reasons to commit suicide” for 500 Alex

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05-14-2021 , 04:46 AM

#30737

DeadMoneyWalking

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 32,362

don't go there

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05-14-2021 , 05:51 AM

#30738

venice10

Referee

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 25,852

SABR, enjoy it while it lasts.

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05-14-2021 , 07:26 AM

#30739

miamicheats

i finance dead fish

Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 17,141

Had a dream last night where I lost a huge pot with A3 on 33243

Villain had 43

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05-14-2021 , 08:00 AM

#30740

Garick

Oberbiergenießer

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 26,514

Be glad he didn't have 56. Three straights > extremely full house > quads, imo.

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05-14-2021 , 08:48 AM

#30741

BiteMeFish

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 5,586

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Originally Posted by miamicheats

Had a dream last night where I lost a huge pot with A3 on 33243

Villain had 43

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At least you avoided the PB&J

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05-14-2021 , 09:16 AM

#30742

miamicheats

i finance dead fish

Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 17,141

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Originally Posted by BiteMeFish

At least you avoided the PB&J

Very true

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05-14-2021 , 09:19 AM

#30743

Lurshy

veteran

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 2,001

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Originally Posted by SABR42

https://youtu.be/5xLLwERIqXs

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05-14-2021 , 09:33 AM

#30744

rickroll

oddly catty

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 22,495

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Originally Posted by BiteMeFish

At least you avoided the PB&J

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05-14-2021 , 11:07 AM

#30745

Garick

Oberbiergenießer

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 26,514

Classic.

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05-14-2021 , 11:41 AM

#30746

miamicheats

i finance dead fish

Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 17,141

Quote:

Originally Posted by Garick

Classic.

Yup - it’s def top 3 2p2 threads

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05-14-2021 , 10:35 PM

#30747

Donat3llo

Faster Than Ski Patrol

Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 22,966

Newest member of the turtle family, meet Phoebe. Wife flies home with her tomorrow and we're pumped.

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05-15-2021 , 02:23 AM

#30748

DeadMoneyWalking

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 32,362

Nice doggie, looks like a stuffed animal.

Waited 2:15 to get on a poker table, was 1st on the list for the last 45 minutes.

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05-15-2021 , 04:36 AM

#30749

feel wrath

The Situation

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 29,809

what breed is that Turtle?

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05-15-2021 , 10:29 AM

#30750

Donat3llo

Faster Than Ski Patrol

Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 22,966

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Originally Posted by feel wrath

what breed is that Turtle?

Like her brother, she is a Boston Terrier

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