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Old 05-04-2021, 04:59 PM   #30501
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RIP 9 years to a real one...

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Old 05-04-2021, 07:09 PM   #30502
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If I understand that post correctly, sorry to hear about the loss of your canine friend.

If I didn't, wat?
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Old 05-04-2021, 07:23 PM   #30503
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If I understand that post correctly, sorry to hear about the loss of your canine friend.

If I didn't, wat?

MCA-9 years ago today

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Old 05-04-2021, 07:32 PM   #30504
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Old 05-04-2021, 08:14 PM   #30505
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in be4 sabr buys dinner
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Old 05-04-2021, 08:37 PM   #30506
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Your mom and 2 sisters doesn't really count.

Otherwise, obligatory "pics or GTFO" goes here.
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McFlurries for everybody!

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Old 05-04-2021, 08:58 PM   #30507
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Old 05-04-2021, 09:01 PM   #30508
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Solid range. Well balanced.
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Old 05-04-2021, 09:20 PM   #30509
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Showed up late today and couldn't get in a 1/3. So, I decided to screw around in the 4/8 limit game. My God do they play BAD! A decent 4/8 reg could make a lot of money in that game. I was goofing off and still won, but I don't have the stomach for that kind of nonsense anymore.
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Old 05-04-2021, 09:27 PM   #30510
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found live footage of SABR setting up his date

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Old 05-04-2021, 09:33 PM   #30511
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Two Fridays ago I took a seat in the Oaks' 6-12 LHE while waiting for a seat in the 1-2-3 game. My first hand, I got dealt AKo in the big blind, cold-4-bet when the action got to me, and four other players saw a K-high twotone flop in a pot that was capped preflop. The flush draw missed, and I made a big scoop.

But in general, that game is only moderately beatable for something between $12 and $24/hour (minimum wage in Emeryville is $16.84). I was a limit pro for years, but I am going to stick with the NLHE game for now.

Most 4-8 games, in California at least, aren't beatable because of the rake.
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Old 05-04-2021, 09:34 PM   #30512
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Go back to Instagram, robbbbbyrobbbbbbbbbb
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Old 05-04-2021, 09:52 PM   #30513
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So if people are having trouble getting new cars there will likely be an uptick in repairing their old cars?

My Mechanic's son got arrested. I insta-quoted them flat fee that is a huge discount over the market for an experienced defense counsel. Now I'm thinking that family's shop probably makes that much in one morning. Also I'm near guaranteed to hand the money right back to them when the Deadmobile gets reanimated every 6 months.
You’ve been in private practice for years surely you could buy a 7 year old BMW by now

Or,

Charge more and buy a better car
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Old 05-04-2021, 10:07 PM   #30514
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Jesus. a friend of mine just told me that his son attended a 21st birthday party where the birthday boy's father chose the night of the party to announce to family and friends that he's going to transition to being a woman. walked into the party in a wig and a dress and started telling people

totally ****ing selfish...imagine the humour though
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Old 05-04-2021, 10:13 PM   #30515
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Yeah, way to hijack your son's party, dude. I mean, ma'am.
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Old 05-04-2021, 10:45 PM   #30516
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Giphy doesn't have proper tags anymore?
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Old 05-04-2021, 11:56 PM   #30517
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Entered a casino (Desert Diamond) for the first time since pre-covid Super Bowl. I made it 6' past the door before getting a refresher in casino people.


"We have to check your bag . . . no you cannot bring water inside the casino sir. . . Sir. you forgot.your bag."

Can't you search it while I walk my water back to my car? (it's still 88°F outside)

" Yes we can do that. But we would have to empty it out as soon as you get back."

So I made the 10 min rd trip and get back in line. Once back to her, I completely empty the poker purse on her stand, ID'd every bottle of pills (6), and lectured on what ailments they treat.

Beat: Waiting 20 min for a 3/6 game.

Variance:. Only in this part of town because of 2nd vaccine shot @NHL arena.

Beat II. We only had one Tim Hortons in the entire County and it was @this arena

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You’ve been in private practice for years surely you could buy a 7 year old BMW by now

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Charge more and buy a better car
If I knew any 7 yr olds that drive.
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Old 05-05-2021, 12:18 AM   #30518
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Yeah, way to hijack your son's party, dude. I mean, ma'am.
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Old 05-05-2021, 12:20 AM   #30519
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Entered a casino (Desert Diamond) for the first time since pre-covid Super Bowl. I made it 6' past the door before getting a refresher in casino people.


"We have to check your bag . . . no you cannot bring water inside the casino sir. . . Sir. you forgot.your bag."

Can't you search it while I walk my water back to my car? (it's still 88°F outside)

" Yes we can do that. But we would have to empty it out as soon as you get back."

So I made the 10 min rd trip and get back in line. Once back to her, I completely empty the poker purse on her stand, ID'd every bottle of pills (6), and lectured on what ailments they treat.

Beat: Waiting 20 min for a 3/6 game.

Variance:. Only in this part of town because of 2nd vaccine shot @NHL arena.
Whut?
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Old 05-05-2021, 12:28 AM   #30520
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we need photos of poker purse, preferably with an adorable kitty inside
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Old 05-05-2021, 12:34 AM   #30521
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In my casino, there's a guy who only plays in FULL Hello Kitty gear.
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Old 05-05-2021, 05:01 AM   #30522
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In the good old days I could rattle off the contents of the PP to the tune of the Dr Strangelove bomber survival packs.

I waited 25 min and left. The text saying my seat was ready came just as I started in a nearby globogym.
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Old 05-05-2021, 08:29 AM   #30523
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In my casino, there's a guy who only plays in FULL Hello Kitty gear.

I’ve never seen him wear anything but hello kitty gear in years. It’s amazing how hello kitty many outfits he has.


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Old 05-05-2021, 08:50 AM   #30524
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In my casino, there's a guy who only plays in FULL Hello Kitty gear.
like 10-15 years ago it seemed like every card room had at least 1 person who had some weird schtick like this.

Borgata had a dude who wore a Burger King crown (the free cardboard one) all the time, until he got banned for flipping with a guy at a 2/5 game and refusing to pay when he lost
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Old 05-05-2021, 09:52 AM   #30525
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Loved stacking that Borgata 2/5 reg who never made it to 5/10
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