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06-17-2021 , 10:51 PM

#31976

NewAcctIsBest

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Originally Posted by RoadtoPro

the restrooms at the Wynn are pretty extravagant for those that haven’t been

What table are you on fish

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06-17-2021 , 10:56 PM

#31977

feel wrath

The Situation

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What table are you on fish

look for a 6-3/225lb dude who plays a lot of basketball

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06-17-2021 , 11:08 PM

#31978

RobFarha

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sabr ****ing post something

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06-17-2021 , 11:40 PM

#31979

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The Situation

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Pop Quiz....

Who’s had the most roots this week?

I’ve had 1. Who can improve on that?

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06-17-2021 , 11:43 PM

#31980

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The Situation

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(Hookers don’t count Garick)

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06-17-2021 , 11:43 PM

#31981

SABR42

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I got asked out at the gym today. Apparently this chick has been checking me out for a while.

In related gym news I'm pretty sure I'll be able to dead lift 500+ very soon (might already be able to but haven't attempted).

Sent from my SM-G991U using Tapatalk

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06-17-2021 , 11:43 PM

#31982

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The Situation

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(Trannies count double...Rob, Miami)

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06-17-2021 , 11:47 PM

#31983

RobFarha

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06-17-2021 , 11:56 PM

#31984

RoadtoPro

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What table are you on fish

ty for the kind words man

no need to be in Vegas for cash, games are bigger & more plentiful out here at 5/T+

that was an inside joke btw

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06-18-2021 , 01:52 AM

#31985

RoadtoPro

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Originally Posted by feel wrath

look for a 6-3/225lb dude who plays a lot of poker

haha

congrats on your h & f progress, sir

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06-18-2021 , 01:59 AM

#31986

RobFarha

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Originally Posted by feel wrath

Pop Quiz....

Who’s had the most roots this week?

I’ve had 1. Who can improve on that?

im at 0

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06-18-2021 , 02:11 AM

#31987

Tanqueray

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I once had an older woman asking me out in a gym, then my stupid lifting partner thought I was harassing her and interrupted it.

I think my life would be 100% better had it actually happened.

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06-18-2021 , 02:28 AM

#31988

NewAcctIsBest

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I beat my dick like 8 times the other day. How many roots is that

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06-18-2021 , 02:52 AM

#31989

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I beat my dick like 8 times the other day. How many roots is that

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06-18-2021 , 02:53 AM

#31990

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Originally Posted by Tanqueray

I once had an older woman asking me out in a gym, then my stupid lifting partner thought I was harassing her and interrupted it.

I think my life would be 100% better had it actually happened.

when you get the chance to build a life around a dirty bird who approaches men in gyms....you have to take it

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06-18-2021 , 03:00 AM

#31991

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I had one of my GFs seriously ask me to get married. Idc how rich her mom is , I’m not into her

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06-18-2021 , 03:07 AM

#31992

RoadtoPro

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why were u dating someone u weren’t into

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06-18-2021 , 03:47 AM

#31993

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Originally Posted by feel wrath

working off a bad beat?

the W does have those worlds biggest stall doors.

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Originally Posted by Tanqueray

I once had an older woman asking me out in a gym, then my stupid lifting partner thought I was harassing her and interrupted it.

I think my life would be 100% better had it actually happened.

Once a week I go to a different globogym branch for squats or DL. This year there's a woman who practically lifts with me: same day, same globogym, same bat time, same adjacent power racks. After 4 months of weekly passing by I venture a hello. She looks up, takes an earbud out, just saying hello I think she nodded, or at least flexed her neck while putting the earbud back in.

The next week she wasn't there. Now I only see her walking in when I'm walking out.

omg1helloshiftedherentirelife.

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06-18-2021 , 04:18 AM

#31994

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why were u dating someone u weren’t into

Covid. Good question

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06-18-2021 , 11:05 AM

#31995

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Originally Posted by feel wrath

Pop Quiz....

Who’s had the most roots this week?

I’ve had 1. Who can improve on that?

Pretty good chance you're taking it down, imo.

Gthingshavedefinitelysloweddownatyear11G

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06-18-2021 , 11:16 AM

#31996

King Spew

Just average

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Originally Posted by King Spew

Went to a Rod Stewart concert at Madison Square Garden during Blondes Have More Fun era. Open act comes on and gets into the SECOND song...and the crowd starts booing. By middle of the next song, crowd is louder than the stage! They walk off without another note.

Anyone guess the band?

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Originally Posted by gobbledygeek

I'm assuming Loverboy?

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Originally Posted by bwslim69

Sounds like something The Replacements would do. But that was before their time so I’ll guess Foreigner

Nope

In case anyone is still playing, there are two words to the band's name (not a person's name)

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06-18-2021 , 11:17 AM

#31997

gobbledygeek

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1. Heyday in the 80s?

Glet'sgo!G

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06-18-2021 , 11:34 AM

#31998

King Spew

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yes

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06-18-2021 , 11:38 AM

#31999

Garick

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Originally Posted by King Spew

Nope

In case anyone is still playing, there are two words to the band's name (not a person's name)

Was one of the words "the?"

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06-18-2021 , 11:43 AM

#32000

King Spew

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