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Haha I don't remember ever getting mad at someone for over betting, or much else at the poker table for that matter.

Although I could count on one hand the number of times I've played at the Wynn in the last 3 years and towards the end of my full time career I was definitely hating it quite a bit so story checks out haha

Spring 2016. The board was all diamonds, with at least a 2. I either had the Ace of diamonds and overbet and you folded 22 faceup, OR (and this is more likely), I had 22 and you folded Ad faceup.

Maybe you werent mad but you were irritated! You kept telling me that my bet didnt make any sense. Its possible you were right.

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10-29-2020 , 12:59 PM

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NewAcctIsBest

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Originally Posted by BiteMeFish

Did you guys forget who you're talking to?

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Previous troll aside, yes. Definitely much more of a lottery to find a good connection, but it can be done. Would humblebrag, but it also might speak to my lack of maturity so...balance lol

Yes I actually do think people have forgotten about how immature I can be but perhaps not. Good burn, I give it 7.75/10

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Originally Posted by johnny_on_the_spot

Half your age + 7

It accounts for experience changes as you get older

Interesting, seems like it works.

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Originally Posted by RobFarha

Re 21 year olds

You guys are wild. When I go out with girls that are 25 and they start talking it’s like nails on a chalkboard to me. Give me some mortgage payments, failed serious relationships and stretch marks.

All aboard the milf train.

Best ages to date are 21-28 in my experience. If you hit them with the I'm not into serious stuff it seems to lighten the mood.

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Originally Posted by bip!

Once you get mid 30s and older big hips become very attractive... don’t know why. Or is that just me?

You're late to the game! The girls with more melanin seem to age better, if thats important to you.

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10-29-2020 , 01:02 PM

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NewAcctIsBest

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Jm3 no cancer is best cancer

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10-29-2020 , 01:07 PM

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King Spew

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Originally Posted by JMurder3

No cancer

Great news, JM3.

Hope to get same report back end of Nov...... but not likely.

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10-29-2020 , 01:20 PM

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Garick

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Add me to the congrats train, JM3. Hopefully it's something simple like a pinched nerve or some ish, but whatever it is, I'm glad it's not the Big C.

KS, hopes for you too. Why the long delay for results?

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10-29-2020 , 01:38 PM

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Randal_Graves

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Russ Fox the GOAT

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10-29-2020 , 02:13 PM

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prairiebreeze

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Originally Posted by BigSkip

Good heart report or found a MILF doc who wants to act out a Dear Penthouse letter?

My cardiologist is old enough to have one foot in the grave. Fine by me, that means he's seen it all in his career and knows not to panic. Even in pandemic times.

Heart reports are very solid. I'm cleared for all activity up to moderate, as well as travel if needed.

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10-29-2020 , 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by JMurder3

No cancer

LFG! More doctor run good.

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10-29-2020 , 03:22 PM

#22510

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Originally Posted by bip!

Once you get mid 30s and older big hips become very attractive... don’t know why. Or is that just me?

my porn searches generally include the word ‘curvy’

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10-29-2020 , 03:25 PM

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Great news JM3!

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10-29-2020 , 03:38 PM

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my porn searches generally include the word ‘curvy’

Curvy dongs itt.

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10-29-2020 , 03:43 PM

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11t

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Love big hips, can't help myself. One of the last things my dad told my brother before he died was marry a good woman who can cook. Been solid advice.

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10-29-2020 , 03:49 PM

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squid face

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Originally Posted by 11t

Love big hips, can't help myself. One of the last things my dad told my brother before he died was marry a good woman who can cook. Been solid advice.

When I was 17 my grandfather told me to never ignore an erection....better advice

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10-29-2020 , 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by NewAcctIsBest

I got unemployment so I am filing as a pro, probably. I confused marginal tax rate with effective rate. I think I will end up paying around 25% of my net income but who knows. I do have alot of tips and gas to write off. Russ Fox in vegas is the best if you need a guy

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Originally Posted by Randal_Graves

Russ Fox the GOAT

That's right.

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Originally Posted by JMurder3

No cancer

That's great.

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Originally Posted by bip!

Once you get mid 30s and older big hips become very attractive... don’t know why. Or is that just me?

Yes, it's just

geethanks11t

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Originally Posted by johnny_on_the_spot

It defiantly helps that people, in general, are better looking as they age comparatively to a generation ago.

It’s really pronounced if you look back just 2 generations ago. Look at pictures of men and women in there 30s and 40s from the 1950s or 1960s. Most of them look 10-20 years older than they actual are. Hell, right now we have celebrities who are flat out gorgeous in their late 40s into their 50s (Kate Beckinsale and Elizabeth Hurley come to mind). that didn’t happen 60 years ago.

Maxwell Smart and the Chief were only 7 years apart, the latter was not even 50 when the show premiered. The characters are different generations. 99 is still alive (87)

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10-29-2020 , 03:59 PM

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Mr Spyutastic

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When I was 17 my grandfather told me to never ignore an erection....better advice

Yeah I was always told to beat it down into submission.

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10-29-2020 , 04:05 PM

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JackInDaCrak

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Originally Posted by squid face

When I was 17 my grandfather told me to never ignore an erection....better advice

god damn squid you post so good

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10-29-2020 , 04:19 PM

#22518

feel wrath

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Originally Posted by squid face

When I was 17 my grandfather told me to never ignore an erection....better advice

would have made you popular at boarding school

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10-29-2020 , 04:35 PM

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11t

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He would make an excellent candidate for the English parliament.

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10-29-2020 , 05:19 PM

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Mr Spyutastic

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He would've fit right in at the Catholic church.

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10-29-2020 , 05:55 PM

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Randal_Graves

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Rape

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10-29-2020 , 06:18 PM

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BiteMeFish

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Originally Posted by 11t

Love big hips, can't help myself. One of the last things my dad told my brother before he died was marry a good woman who can cook. Been solid advice.

So you're working on padding your own, orrrrrr.....

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10-29-2020 , 06:29 PM

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Dream Crusher

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Originally Posted by NewAcctIsBest

Question for the older gentlemen in this thread (40+)

what are acceptable dating ranges while in your 30s? I feel like anyone over 21 is fair game, is that true?

Legal age of consent in Texas is 17. If you are unsure in your state, then consult with an attorney. If you are a high school teacher, wait for her to graduate unless you want to live the rest of your life as a poker pro.

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10-29-2020 , 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Dream Crusher

Legal age of consent in Texas is 17. If you are unsure in your state, then consult with an attorney.

This is very much not the right answer. Here’s a hint: if your 30+ years old and the phrase “age of consent” (or anything similar) even enters the thought process -> you’re not on the right path