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If someone would pass along to RTP that the Clippers were clearly never a contender and their two “stars” scored a combined 24 points on 82 minutes of play, that’d be great.
I didn’t think top players were capable of subpar games. I don’t understand it.

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09-15-2020 , 11:40 PM

#19677

BigSkip

The Situation

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 19,989

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Originally Posted by XtraScratch8

Kids today don't understand hoop.

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09-15-2020 , 11:46 PM

#19678

All-inMcLovin

Wholesome Mod

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 49,538

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Originally Posted by XtraScratch8

Sure, happy to quote you so he sees it a second time!

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Originally Posted by BigSkip

Kids today don't understand hoop.

Nope. What do they understand?

Btw guys, I had Nugs +7.5 and I hammered their sweet sweet ML. Clippers were nothing but a heartless PAPER champion.

#CashingTickets

#humblebrag

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09-16-2020 , 12:32 AM

#19679

RoadtoPro

Carpal \'Tunnel

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Spoiler:

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09-16-2020 , 12:48 AM

#19680

prairiebreeze

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 4,679

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Originally Posted by XtraScratch8

Yeah Kahwi & PG confirmed trash.

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09-16-2020 , 02:55 AM

#19681

feel wrath

The Situation

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 29,814

not Playoff P....c'mon

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09-16-2020 , 03:33 AM

#19682

RoadtoPro

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Kawhi is the only reason you guys have a championship lol.

Have some respect sir.

The Raptors literally seem to be a “Kawhi” away... no?

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09-16-2020 , 03:43 AM

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RobFarha

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Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 9,684

what road are you on, is it like ****ing i90 or something

u pro yet ?

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09-16-2020 , 03:43 AM

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TJ Eckleburg12

Only Gives Out Winners

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 15,117

Wheeeeeeeeeeeee hit the BBJ on Bros!

22 in SB, raise and some calls, I call

Flop 3h 2h 2c, I check, bet, call

turn brick, I check, he pots, I minraise (don't wanna lose him obv), he calls

River 5h, I ship for half pot effective, he snaps with the steel wheel

Little over $3,800... that's good for 2 bullets at 10/20, right?

Spoiler:

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09-16-2020 , 03:45 AM

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RobFarha

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good minraise cause that keeps him in

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09-16-2020 , 03:48 AM

#19686

RoadtoPro

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Join Date: Jan 2019 Posts: 6,600

I’d like to be pro yo but gardens, commerce, and bike are all closed man. I’ll just need them to be open in a couple months.

Put in 250+ hours last month tho, all included. Not bad?

Congrats TJ! Binkkkkk

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09-16-2020 , 04:58 AM

#19687

SABR42

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Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 23,040

Broke my drug-free streak at 7 days.

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09-16-2020 , 06:37 AM

#19688

browni3141

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Join Date: Aug 2015 Posts: 5,678

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Originally Posted by RoadtoPro

I only record my winning sessions

You need two logs. One with only the winning sessions to lie to yourself, and one with only the losing sessions to lie to the IRS.

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09-16-2020 , 06:55 AM

#19689

RoadtoPro

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Join Date: Jan 2019 Posts: 6,600

Thankfully, you can net winnings and losses as a pro so it just comes down to how much cash you have in your wallet at the end of the year no?

lots of benefits to filing as a pro which is cool.

Spoiler:

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09-16-2020 , 07:02 AM

#19690

browni3141

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Join Date: Aug 2015 Posts: 5,678

More like it comes down to what it looks like you made on paper. Seems like a good reason to use cash and crypto as much as reasonable.

I am also joking. Probably.

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09-16-2020 , 07:08 AM

#19691

RoadtoPro

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uncle slim when he reads this..

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09-16-2020 , 08:14 AM

#19692

Garick

Oberbiergenießer

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 26,514

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Originally Posted by dwiele

Just now getting back into poker.. what’s the best app to track sessions?

Used to have some app on my iPod but that tells you how long ago that was..

Welcome back, dweile. AFAIK, Poker Income Tracker is still around, and a lot of people talk about Poker Bankroll Tracker as well.

I still use a spreadsheet, and it works fine. Mostly I just haven't upgraded because I don't want to try to figure out how to get all my old data into a new app.

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09-16-2020 , 08:45 AM

#19693

squid face

ChatThreadPrez

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 11,468

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Originally Posted by RoadtoPro

Thankfully, you can net winnings and losses as a pro so it just comes down to how much cash you have in your wallet at the end of the year no?

lots of benefits to filing as a pro which is cool.

Spoiler:

I have always bin a fan of expensing cocaine

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09-16-2020 , 09:03 AM

#19694

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

I'm more interested in Slim's take on roboinvesting.

I just discovered it (I'm a bit slow & old) & think it's pretty awesome.

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09-16-2020 , 10:25 AM

#19695

JackInDaCrak

Just Another Dopamine Pump

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 9,146

Have any of the robo-advisors shown the ability to outperform an index fund? You can just use target date funds for rebalancing.

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09-16-2020 , 10:29 AM

#19696

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

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Originally Posted by JackInDaCrak

Have any of the robo-advisors shown the ability to outperform an index fund? You can just use target date funds for rebalancing.

Idk. All I know is I rolled over my IRA, opened 2 529 accounts & an interest bearing checking account all without signing anything + TAX HARVESTING.

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09-16-2020 , 10:30 AM

#19697

XtraScratch8

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Join Date: Jan 2019 Posts: 3,578

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Originally Posted by RobFarha

what road are you on, is it like ****ing i90 or something

u pro yet ?

Road to high stakes RTA infested games?
Road to pandemic era live games?

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09-16-2020 , 11:01 AM

#19698

prairiebreeze

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Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 4,679

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Originally Posted by RoadtoPro

Kawhi is the only reason you guys have a championship lol.

Have some respect sir.

The Raptors literally seem to be a “Kawhi” away... no?

By your logic, the Clippers, who have two stars when the Raptors only ever had 1.

Both lost in game 7 in the same round. The Clippers had a 3-1 lead and choked.

Kahwi is not the only reason the Raptors have a title but you don’t watch the games anyway so you’d have no way of knowing how that team won the title.

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09-16-2020 , 11:04 AM

#19699

prairiebreeze

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Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 4,679

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Originally Posted by browni3141

You need two logs. One with only the winning sessions to lie to yourself, and one with only the losing sessions to lie to the DOJ.

FYP Postle style.

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09-16-2020 , 11:19 AM

#19700

XtraScratch8

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Join Date: Jan 2019 Posts: 3,578

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Originally Posted by prairiebreeze

Additionally, one of the stars is the same one who singlehandedly won the championship last year.
But who needs to watch games or use logic with a crystal ball.

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