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05-22-2020 , 12:49 PM
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Lolol yeah, I had no idea until he told me. But I didn't get much so I owe you a cheeseburger at most.
Just mail me some gummies and we'll call it even.

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05-22-2020 , 12:52 PM
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Just mail me some gummies and we'll call it even.

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so you are saying that you found the potatoes difficult to insert?
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05-22-2020 , 01:04 PM
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so you are saying that you found the potatoes difficult to insert?
They probably keep falling out.
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05-22-2020 , 01:09 PM
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Lolz.

Gawaits76o'spotatosaladjokeG
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05-22-2020 , 01:13 PM
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Quote:
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Just mail me some gummies and we'll call it even.

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lol federal crimes amirite
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05-22-2020 , 02:44 PM
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lol federal crimes amirite

Right up there with paying taxes on poker winnings.


Spoiler:
in b4 "how would you know"
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05-22-2020 , 02:55 PM
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Just won a pot at showdown with unimproved 99 in a 4! pot against 2 shortstackers. Lol
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05-22-2020 , 02:57 PM
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unloaded a big slug o my voo's today. market should soar after the long weekend

U R welcome
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05-22-2020 , 02:57 PM
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They probably keep falling out.

They do, but they look like this:


Spoiler:
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05-22-2020 , 02:59 PM
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Serious question:

How more advanced has live poker gotten in the last 2-3 years? Is it possible i could jump into a 1-2 or 1-3 game and smash in the way I used to?
What's the rake like? I've seen some 1/2 games that are losers for every OMC on Tuesday mornings because they take the full rake regardless of pot size. OTOH I got to tip 100%.

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lol federal crimes amirite
In before the DOJ forgot to turn over Zoltan's sticky notes on how they told him to clarify gummies meant girl scout cookies.
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05-22-2020 , 03:45 PM
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They do, but they look like this:


Spoiler:
ITT we get testimonials from Squatty Potty users
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05-22-2020 , 03:45 PM
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Just won a pot at showdown with unimproved 99 in a 4! pot against 2 shortstackers. Lol
Last time I had 99, my opponent limp called with AA and then got it all in on a 9 high flop. Villain refused to run it multiple times and we chopped.
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05-22-2020 , 03:47 PM
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In before the DOJ forgot to turn over Zoltan's sticky notes on how they told him to clarify gummies meant girl scout cookies.
Sour D Patch Kids?
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05-22-2020 , 04:53 PM
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They're called HI-thC gummies
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05-22-2020 , 05:06 PM
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BMF knows that sour D is the best D

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05-22-2020 , 05:10 PM
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BMF knows that sour D is the best D

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The tangy zip...
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05-22-2020 , 05:29 PM
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unloaded a big slug o my voo's today. market should soar after the long weekend

U R welcome
Time for TVIX soon.
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05-22-2020 , 06:29 PM
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Last time I had 99, my opponent limp called with AA and then got it all in on a 9 high flop. Villain refused to run it multiple times and we chopped.
Lol holy blue balls
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05-22-2020 , 07:09 PM
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Time for TVIX soon.
i concur. I think I may start obtaining these.
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05-22-2020 , 08:18 PM
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I don't always 3bet...but when I do it is with the worst hand.
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05-22-2020 , 08:57 PM
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First time back at the tables in a week. This hand 2nd orbit. I make crying call on river. Well it's been fun, but not really haha.
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05-22-2020 , 09:07 PM
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gg
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05-22-2020 , 09:57 PM
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Probably a good uninstall.

The other day my app somehow crashed inside the emulator. That was so weird and I knew I was probably missing out on a huge hand. By the time I logged back in I saw that I had folded JJ preflop and would have flopped a set on the flop. River Jack.
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05-22-2020 , 10:04 PM
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Probably a good uninstall.

The other day my app somehow crashed inside the emulator. That was so weird and I knew I was probably missing out on a huge hand. By the time I logged back in I saw that I had folded JJ preflop and would have flopped a set on the flop. River Jack.
Yeah I was only like 10 min into the first poker I've played in a week. I was so annoyed I just insta logged off and deleted the app. PB has made me find poker just really annoying more than anything else.
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05-22-2020 , 10:07 PM
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Last week I pretty much lost my whole roll in my first 2 hands of poker lol. I much prefer that though because it allowed me to do other things the rest of the week.
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