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Old 05-15-2014, 10:39 AM   #174901
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Old 05-15-2014, 10:56 AM   #174902
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Heh, Mrs Z tries to have our house looking like that at all times, and I keep undermining her efforts.
Sigh...we have a decorator helping us with 2 rooms in our house ATM...you must have this, you need that? Really? Do I?

It's like paying someone to tell you have to spend more money.
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Old 05-15-2014, 11:05 AM   #174903
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You still wouldn't believe she's legal. Her leg is roughly my arm.
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Old 05-15-2014, 11:05 AM   #174904
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I honestly didn't give a ****. Completely checked out. Just 16 years more!!!

Had a great review last year but no bonus due to budget cuts. My response?

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Anyone else picture Skippy responding to all in-person review questions by breaking out an appropriate meme from a bag of memes he's printed off?

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Pretty sure you need iTunes or the apple podcast app
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Can't believe no one else has followed up on this post. Story?

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Here is what this downswing has done to me.

Second hand at 3/3 in cut off. Eff stacks 300

Two limps to me in cut off with AA. I raise to 23. Button, sb and two limpers call.

Flop 2h 3h kc. Unknown Sb twitches then leads for 60. I flat, unknown Asian button flats. (Do you raise there?)

Turn 8s, sb's hands shake and he leads 100. Button shapes to shove, I tank fold, button shoves,sb snap calls

Sb has kj off, button has k6 and I remember my pre downswing rule of never folding an overpair to unknowns.
Preflop has created a pretty sucky situation. I'm guessing $23 after 2 limpers would usually thin the field though, so sometimes god just hates us. Once in this bed against unknowns, I probably just shut my eyes and shove the flop. As played, on the turn we have <<< PSB on the turn with an overpair and none of the draws came in, plus there shouldn't be any two pair hands out against us on this board. Shippity doo dah, imo.

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Old 05-15-2014, 11:06 AM   #174905
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Sigh...we have a decorator helping us with 2 rooms in our house ATM...you must have this, you need that? Really? Do I?

It's like paying someone to tell you have to spend more money.
Lol at hiring a decorator. WTF, is that a made up job, like life coach or something?

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Old 05-15-2014, 11:08 AM   #174906
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Heh, Mrs Z tries to have our house looking like that at all times, and I keep undermining her efforts.
I couldn't bear the sight of my bedroom of 30 years when our house was for sale. They painted over the mural my sisters had painted near my crib in 1985. That work of art would have raised the value for anyone with an ounce of sense (read: anyone but a typical 2nd time McMansion hunter).
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Old 05-15-2014, 11:12 AM   #174907
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Sigh...we have a decorator helping us with 2 rooms in our house ATM...you must have this, you need that? Really? Do I?

It's like paying someone to tell you have to spend more money.
Ummm, isn't that what you pay your wife for???

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Old 05-15-2014, 11:16 AM   #174908
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Shipped a small ~25bb win last night. Only up a small ~88bb for the month, so with only 2 sessions left in the month (and possibly only 1 depending on schedule), it's going to be very tight whether I extend my monthly win streak to the magic 2 years.

Fun hand of the night:

6way limped pot to a QT9ss flop, SB checks his KJ (the nuts), I'm in the BB and overbet the pot with my J8 (the second nuts, i.e. drawing dead), the Button just flats with J6ss (OESFD), and the SB slowplays and just flats. All three of us play all the way to the river (including me overcalling a river raise), and yet somehow I only lose 33bbs on this hand. Lol at live betsizing / slowplaying.

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Old 05-15-2014, 11:20 AM   #174909
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Lol at hiring a decorator. WTF, is that a made up job, like life coach or something?

Ggetthe****outofmyhouseG
It is but we have a pretty large family room that is a little overwhelming to furnish/decorate..plus apparently it has to flow from room to room properly or else the house will blow up or something...at least thats the vibe I get from the decorator
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Old 05-15-2014, 11:30 AM   #174910
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Can't believe WSOP starts in less than 2 weeks...I get there Tuesday 27th and staying until I hate it out there...so probably no more than 2 weeks. My plan is to play the following events since I feel like lighting some $$$ on fire:

Event 3 $1k PLO
Event 4 $1k NLH
Event 8A $1500 MM
Event 9 $1k NLHE
Venetian 18A $1,100 NLHE
Venetian Event 22 $600 PLO

Obviously if I LOOOOOOOOOL make any day 2s I'll skip some or if I repeatedly get my face kicked in by tourney tards I may have to readjust.

But getting excited

Any bruhs playing multiple events other than MM?
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Old 05-15-2014, 11:38 AM   #174911
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Damn I wish i had 6k to burn for mtts.
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Old 05-15-2014, 11:42 AM   #174912
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Damn I wish i had 6k to burn for mtts.
Ditto...whatev's, slim's got that tax season money though.

Bc F4O said so....
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Old 05-15-2014, 11:55 AM   #174913
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I'm down like $20k in the past 900 hours if that makes anyone else feel better. Was actually even a couplr weeks ago but then started Losing in ridiculous spots again


I feel you bruh

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Old 05-15-2014, 11:57 AM   #174914
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Also FW I probably fold the aces too.
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Old 05-15-2014, 11:57 AM   #174915
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Can't believe WSOP starts in less than 2 weeks...I get there Tuesday 27th and staying until I hate it out there...so probably no more than 2 weeks. My plan is to play the following events since I feel like lighting some $$$ on fire:

Event 3 $1k PLO
Event 4 $1k NLH
Event 8A $1500 MM
Event 9 $1k NLHE
Venetian 18A $1,100 NLHE
Venetian Event 22 $600 PLO

Obviously if I LOOOOOOOOOL make any day 2s I'll skip some or if I repeatedly get my face kicked in by tourney tards I may have to readjust.

But getting excited

Any bruhs playing multiple events other than MM?
give me 1% and you get my run good
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Old 05-15-2014, 11:59 AM   #174916
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give me 1% and you get my run good
No, you sun run when you play. He needs to sell to me. I'm batting like .900 right now on BAPs.
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Old 05-15-2014, 12:02 PM   #174917
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Damn I wish i had 6k .
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Old 05-15-2014, 12:04 PM   #174918
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Just got humbled by a 30ish sounding woman on IP tech support. World is changing meme.
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Old 05-15-2014, 12:06 PM   #174919
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Shipped a small ~25bb win last night. Only up a small ~88bb for the month, so with only 2 sessions left in the month (and possibly only 1 depending on schedule), it's going to be very tight whether I extend my monthly win streak to the magic 2 years.

Fun hand of the night:

6way limped pot to a QT9ss flop, SB checks his KJ (the nuts), I'm in the BB and overbet the pot with my J8 (the second nuts, i.e. drawing dead), the Button just flats with J6ss (OESFD), and the SB slowplays and just flats. All three of us play all the way to the river (including me overcalling a river raise), and yet somehow I only lose 33bbs on this hand. Lol at live betsizing / slowplaying.

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You played on a Wednesday night?

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Old 05-15-2014, 12:07 PM   #174920
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Just got humbled by a 30ish sounding woman on IP tech support. World is changing meme.
Don't you mean The Quad?
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Old 05-15-2014, 12:25 PM   #174921
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Can't believe WSOP starts in less than 2 weeks...I get there Tuesday 27th and staying until I hate it out there...so probably no more than 2 weeks. My plan is to play the following events since I feel like lighting some $$$ on fire:

Event 3 $1k PLO
Event 4 $1k NLH
Event 8A $1500 MM
Event 9 $1k NLHE
Venetian 18A $1,100 NLHE
Venetian Event 22 $600 PLO

Obviously if I LOOOOOOOOOL make any day 2s I'll skip some or if I repeatedly get my face kicked in by tourney tards I may have to readjust.

But getting excited

Any bruhs playing multiple events other than MM?
I'm playing 4 - 5 of the Rio Deepstacks, 10 - 15 $500 SNG's and 1 of the Venitian Deep Stacks, but nothing else that's part of the series.

[X] Likely busto after the trip.
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Old 05-15-2014, 12:31 PM   #174922
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It's okay. Sabr is there to replenish the rolls of all you tourny bustos at the 1/1. Just remember to button click call river.
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Old 05-15-2014, 12:39 PM   #174923
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Old 05-15-2014, 12:41 PM   #174924
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Don't you mean The Quad?
touche, she was a sharp
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Old 05-15-2014, 12:41 PM   #174925
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Ditto...whatev's, slim's got that tax season money though.

Bc F4O said so....
I've used this before but heh it fits...

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