I can just hear it in a couple of weeks after karma catches up to you...
The villain is a big guy with a Superman hat, tee shirt and is using this little metal Superman figure as a card cap. He is playing every hand, and its like he card see thru the cards, because he always makes the right play... He stacked me twice already, but I am getting a lead lined card cap before I come back.
LMAO
BTW having been in the martial arts for most of my adult life, I can tell that most "black belts" would be poorly matched against an experienced street fighter.