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Old 03-22-2019, 01:40 PM   #342551
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Do you have lurshy blocked lol?
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Old 03-22-2019, 02:27 PM   #342552
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Confused pony.

Goldmanlookingformyjacket;didIleavemyjacketinhere? Ican'tfindmyjacketG
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Old 03-22-2019, 04:15 PM   #342553
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You guys are gonna feel like morans in 10 years when I buy a prosthetic pinky which also serves as a lighter and laser pointer, and all for 1/50 of what I won.

FWIW I dont even smoke or use laser pointers, but itll still be awesome.
then that logic can be applied to all extremities.

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I thought the same thing Alan. Right pinky is expendable, left pinky is essential.
Are we assuming a RH player or do they manufacture left handed guitars?

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Lady: of course.

Man: how about 1$

Lady: No

Man: 10$?

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Man: 50$??

Lady: No! What, you think i'm a whore??

Man: We've already established that. Nowe we are just negotiating price.
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Old 03-22-2019, 04:36 PM   #342554
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attribute all generic man quotes to Samuel Clemens
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Old 03-22-2019, 05:53 PM   #342555
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The yield curve FINALLY inverted. Itís about damn time.

Yíall got about 1 year left and this party is over.

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I have no idea what Iím doing and could be a cashier at WalMart.
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Old 03-22-2019, 07:19 PM   #342556
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The yield curve FINALLY inverted. Itís about damn time.

Yíall got about 1 year left and this party is over.

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I have no idea what Iím doing and could be a cashier at WalMart.
Wait and see what the average spread is over a month.

Have to say I never seen so many people ready to cheer on a recession before. #FinTwitter seems quite angry it hasn't happened yet.
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Old 03-22-2019, 10:26 PM   #342557
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The yield curve FINALLY inverted. Itís about damn time.



Yíall got about 1 year left and this party is over.



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I have no idea what Iím doing and could be a cashier at WalMart.
So you're saying cash out my 401k and put it in black?
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Old 03-22-2019, 11:03 PM   #342558
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So you're saying cash out my 401k and put it in black?
Ive never wished I could edit a post more.

*put it on black
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Old 03-22-2019, 11:45 PM   #342559
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So you're saying cash out my 401k and put it in black?
^^^Likes them big booty bitches!
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Old 03-23-2019, 08:40 AM   #342560
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if you were a baller, you'd pick a number rather than a color because yolo
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Old 03-23-2019, 10:41 AM   #342561
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Wait and see what the average spread is over a month.

Have to say I never seen so many people ready to cheer on a recession before. #FinTwitter seems quite angry it hasn't happened yet.
It could be that I have missed near 6 figures of opportunity by cashing out all of last year and am therefore super jaded...or it could simply be:

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Old 03-23-2019, 11:17 AM   #342562
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So you're saying cash out my 401k and put it in black?

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Ive never wished I could edit a post more.

*put it on black
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Old 03-23-2019, 11:37 AM   #342563
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JM3 is hosting an Alphabet Sheep in POG. He too lazy to link in the pen because "linking i Tapatalk is hard, and those guys almost never play my games anyway."
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Old 03-23-2019, 02:48 PM   #342564
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Fun day:
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Old 03-23-2019, 03:32 PM   #342565
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JM3 is hosting an Alphabet Sheep in POG. He too lazy to link in the pen because "linking i Tapatalk is hard, and those guys almost never play my games anyway."
I feel like there were less typos in what I wrote, plus more shade thrown at Garick. But yeah, y'all should play. It's a fun format.
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Old 03-23-2019, 04:08 PM   #342566
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Had no idea Bear Grylls was such a chill bro

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Old 03-23-2019, 04:11 PM   #342567
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Funner day.

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Old 03-23-2019, 06:12 PM   #342568
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No day seeing Zoltan's legs is a good one.
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Old 03-23-2019, 06:49 PM   #342569
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he does have a sweet office tan on those legs

jus sayin
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Old 03-23-2019, 07:13 PM   #342570
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**** this guy IMO
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Old 03-23-2019, 08:43 PM   #342571
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Old 03-23-2019, 08:55 PM   #342572
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Just cracked a flopped set of As with T2 soooted and the guy keeps staring me down and checking an equity calculator in his phone. He's directly on my left. It's kinda weird to sit this close while he stares me down

maybe I should add it to the post on completing from the SB, as I was the SB

I'm +75% of a BI in under and hour, maybe I should bounce to lock it up
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Old 03-23-2019, 09:46 PM   #342573
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Just cracked a flopped set of As with T2 soooted and the guy keeps staring me down and checking an equity calculator in his phone. He's directly on my left. It's kinda weird to sit this close while he stares me down

maybe I should add it to the post on completing from the SB, as I was the SB

I'm +75% of a BI in under and hour, maybe I should bounce to lock it up
How did this hand go down?
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Old 03-23-2019, 09:47 PM   #342574
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I'd take mine 99 out of 100 times.
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Old 03-23-2019, 10:11 PM   #342575
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How did this hand go down?

1/3

4 limps to hero in SB
Hero completes w/ T2cc
V in BB raises to 25
3 callers to hero
Hero completes

Flop (125): Ac7x5c
Hero checks
BB checks
Next to act V2 bets 40
Folds to hero who calls. Read is that he never has a FD with this bet, probably some middling hand
BB x/r to 140
V2 folds
It's 100 for me to win 345, and BB never has clubs here so I call

Turn (445) 3x
I check
BB goes all in for 115
I call

River is a 4

Pre is obv bad but I didn't drive all the way to the casino to fold, I think the rest is pretty standard
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