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Old 02-19-2019, 01:16 AM   #340976
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Re: ***Official "It Lives, It Lives" Chat Thread***

Feel like the chat thread has been stunned into silence.
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Old 02-19-2019, 01:55 AM   #340977
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well, lost my passport and secondary bag somewhere between Fashion Show and Flamingo. retraced steps, checked with all the securities, all i could find were my glasses towards the end of my trail

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Old 02-19-2019, 09:35 AM   #340978
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Homer, please get help.
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Old 02-19-2019, 12:50 PM   #340979
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i did, Don the slot attendant was happy to pilfer me a lost & found Apple cable from high limit, now i can charge my phone and go from there.

also i got 9 hours uninterrupted sleep last night which is likely to fix just about everything, or rather, allow me the clean brainpower and physical energy needed to clean up this f***ing mess
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Old 02-19-2019, 12:51 PM   #340980
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i’m at the Rio btw hahaha
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Old 02-19-2019, 12:52 PM   #340981
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Homer, please get help.


are you offering any help besides making curt replies on the internet? since y’know, you kinda know me in real life and offered it in PM a little ways back?
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Old 02-19-2019, 01:06 PM   #340982
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just about anyone who says “get help” and doesn’t at the bare min offer a paid Lyft on their behalf to rehab or hospital or whatever the f***, can die in all of the grease fires

and that is not unique to myself, that goes for dealing with anyone in crisis
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Old 02-19-2019, 01:10 PM   #340983
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this hall is a bit different in February

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Old 02-19-2019, 01:14 PM   #340984
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just about anyone who says “get help” and doesn’t at the bare min offer a paid Lyft on their behalf to rehab or hospital or whatever the f***, can die in all of the grease fires

and that is not unique to myself, that goes for dealing with anyone in crisis
You seem to conflate the notion of giving advice to taking responsibility for execution of any advice.
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Old 02-19-2019, 01:17 PM   #340985
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You seem to conflate the notion of giving advice to taking responsibility for execution of any advice.


when you’re dealing with someone who’s “in the weeds” it’s the same thing. for instance you offer a ride that only has one possible destination (professional care, if that’s what’s needed).

if it was $20 for the ride, then your comment makes sense, because it could be used for further illness instead of recovery.
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Old 02-19-2019, 01:18 PM   #340986
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I respectfully suggest that you visit them and ask about your options.
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just about anyone who says “get help” and doesn’t at the bare min offer a paid Lyft on their behalf to rehab or hospital or whatever the f***, can die in all of the grease fires
(Die in a GF use was a bannable offense a few years ago.)

DMW offered help and because you just posted you are at the Rio.....the hospital is within a half hour walk.

If you won't help yourself, no one should feel ANY obligation to help you. This is not a "meet us halfway, homer" situation. Walk to the hospital and get help.
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Old 02-19-2019, 01:22 PM   #340987
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and again, i’m likely the only one with extensive experience in this ****

spoiler: hospitals will not do much for you outside of ER triage (that won’t find anything wrong) unless you walk in with their credit card in your pocket (billable health insurance)
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Old 02-19-2019, 01:24 PM   #340988
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i was in Spring Valley hospital on Sunday morning from about 5am-8am, vitals looked fine, after i took a nap there everything seemed better and they discharged me instantly as soon as i asked.
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Old 02-19-2019, 01:47 PM   #340989
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today’s theme song

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Old 02-19-2019, 01:51 PM   #340990
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and again, i’m likely the only one with extensive experience in this **** Extensive...maybe. But I have had enough to be able to speak to you.

spoiler: hospitals will not do much for you outside of ER triage
homer.... You were in Spring Valley hospital....and acute care facility.

DMW (and now I) asked you to go to Desert Parkway Behavioral Healthcare Hospital. You should be able to get help there if what you have told us is the truth.

GL
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Old 02-19-2019, 02:19 PM   #340991
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it’s ok dudes, you’ll all just be jerking it on here while i revolutionize mental health care and compassion with Kanye West and we get President Trump re-elected in the manner of Reagan ‘84
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Old 02-19-2019, 02:21 PM   #340992
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also: behavioral health professionals are owned by Big Pharma, they are not to be trusted in the least nor are their fancily named poisons masquerading as medicine.
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Old 02-19-2019, 02:23 PM   #340993
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literally the only pics i need to reply with recently are:

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Old 02-19-2019, 02:26 PM   #340994
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Thread cliffs for last week?

Nashville is a fun place to visit while on business.

Poker is still pretty easy so far this year, although my definition of easy has admittedly changed over the years (> breakeven).

Ghasnoideawhatisgoingonupabove?G
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Old 02-19-2019, 02:32 PM   #340995
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So... You're still doing drugs then?
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Old 02-19-2019, 02:34 PM   #340996
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also: behavioral health professionals are owned by Big Pharma, they are not to be trusted in the least nor are their fancily named poisons masquerading as medicine.
Homer: please I need help
Chat: here's some helpful ideas
Homer: no not that help I'm above it
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Old 02-19-2019, 02:35 PM   #340997
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Homer: please I need help
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Homer: no not that help I'm above it


eat my pink charging cable i got from the slot attendant
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Old 02-19-2019, 02:37 PM   #340998
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Thread cliffs for last week?
Not touching this one, chief.

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I was in Nashville last week. Looked for a Canadian wandering around in jean shorts and a hockey jersey...found a shockingly large number but none answered to GG.
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Old 02-19-2019, 02:37 PM   #340999
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eat my pink charging cable i got from the slot attendant
That's not any way to talk with someone who wants to make a funeral pyre out of cash by staking you.
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Old 02-19-2019, 02:39 PM   #341000
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So... You're still doing drugs then?
Was this directed towards GG or homer?
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