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Old 02-17-2019, 05:08 PM   #340951
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Squid, if I promise to always keep a room ready for you in saint pete, will you agree to let me crash on your couch from time to time?

Srs question.

Iím also a great big spoon if that is on the table.
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Old 02-17-2019, 06:17 PM   #340952
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Pitchers and catchers reported for duty the past week in FL.

How timely your post, Ava
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Old 02-17-2019, 06:40 PM   #340953
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hi iím back

3 things to clear the air a bit

number 1: iíve been awake since the market opened Friday besides the ~2 hours i slept in the ER last night, because that was the only place i could think of that was relatively safe for that (ended up at Hustler with some concert acquaintances and that was a bad idea even though it was a freeroll, i didnít get a single dance because those girls are disgusting, so had to escape by walking down Dean Martin and having Fairfield Inn call paramedics for me)

number 2: iíve had an in-depth interview with detectives on the Counter Terrorism Section. they were totally respectful and seemed pretty concerned that ďanonymousĒ sources are making fraudulent accusations.

2a: the subpoena department of TwoPlusTwo Publishing is going to be real busy real soon

number 3: i love cheese, especially when i serendipitously find myself admission for free 2 nights in a row with a super duper chill crowd and toight ass jam band with an actual beat you can dance to (cheesestep!)

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Old 02-17-2019, 06:55 PM   #340954
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So your [2+2account, cellphone, other] was hacked and the hackers were issuing threats of violence if ransom(s) not paid?
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Old 02-17-2019, 07:16 PM   #340955
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So your [2+2account, cellphone, other] was hacked and the hackers were issuing threats of violence if ransom(s) not paid?


diligent law enforcement has to go on what they expect the actual process of discovery to reveal in court, not what arrogant dudes who have a rooting interest in Team Heartless say someone said.
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Old 02-17-2019, 07:19 PM   #340956
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Just asking what you think is happening...

Have you been drinking and/or taking any pot, CBD, narcotics, or anything else in the past 72hrs?
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Old 02-17-2019, 07:19 PM   #340957
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and last thing before i delete Tapatalk for a long while:

you prob have no clue but i do, and trust me when i say whatever profiling algos are used by the surveillance state are absolutely worthless unless iíve been a person of interest for a solid 7.5 years at this point.

none of you have any visibility into what iíve done, what iíve said, what iíve written, and how iíve lived my life in accordance with those principles.

also, Jesus loves you.

bye!
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Old 02-17-2019, 08:20 PM   #340958
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Old 02-17-2019, 08:22 PM   #340959
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Old 02-17-2019, 08:30 PM   #340960
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ava hit me up when u git local - we hang fo sho!

also cliffs on homer plz...me berry confused
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Old 02-17-2019, 08:39 PM   #340961
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Homer posts that he is broke and needs $$/help
Turtle posts that Homer threatened him because he did not give Homer money.
Others also get a request from Homer
Homer gets a 3-day ban on 2+2
Homer returns and suggests that the others are lying.
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Old 02-17-2019, 08:56 PM   #340962
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Call our 24/7 patient services helpline. Hablamos EspaŮol.
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I respectfully suggest that you visit them and ask about your options.
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Old 02-17-2019, 10:15 PM   #340963
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An open "PM" to homerdash:

Homer, I'm going to second DMW's advice. Seriously, I'm worried about you, dude.

That said, even if you're in a really bad place, 2+2 doesn't owe you support. Neither do the people on it. Since I'd told you before that you can't berate people for not wanting to stake/loan/give, etc., I would have made this a perma-ban if I'd been the mod who responded first. I'll tell you right now and in public that if this stuff happens again, either directly on 2+2 or through other avenues towards people you know from 2+2, I will 100% perma-ban you.

I get it, you're in a dark place right now, and I'm very sorry to hear that, but it's not OK to expect others to deal with it or to lash out at them when they don't. When you're in a bad place, you need to stop listening to your first instinct and get help, not get mad.

I really hope that you do so.
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Old 02-17-2019, 10:56 PM   #340964
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An open "PM" to homerdash:

Homer, I'm going to second DMW's advice. Seriously, I'm worried about you, dude.

That said, even if you're in a really bad place, 2+2 doesn't owe you support. Neither do the people on it. Since I'd told you before that you can't berate people for not wanting to stake/loan/give, etc., I would have made this a perma-ban if I'd been the mod who responded first. I'll tell you right now and in public that if this stuff happens again, either directly on 2+2 or through other avenues towards people you know from 2+2, I will 100% perma-ban you.

I get it, you're in a dark place right now, and I'm very sorry to hear that, but it's not OK to expect others to deal with it or to lash out at them when they don't. When you're in a bad place, you need to stop listening to your first instinct and get help, not get mad.

I really hope that you do so.
Going to +2 this. If you have a job, lots of places to go to get the temporary help you need to get you through those first couple of weeks.
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Old 02-18-2019, 12:55 AM   #340965
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Pitchers and catchers reported for duty the past week in FL.

How timely your post, Ava
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Old 02-18-2019, 03:22 AM   #340966
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Hope you get well homer. Some fine advice here imo.
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Old 02-18-2019, 10:01 AM   #340967
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This is all too familiar to when a good friend of mine was diagnosed as schizophrenic
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Old 02-18-2019, 03:20 PM   #340968
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Do not come at us again
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Old 02-18-2019, 03:34 PM   #340969
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Dafuq you need an elephant for?
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Old 02-18-2019, 08:49 PM   #340970
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Do not come at us again
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this is the only post worth a damn lol

donít worry i have forged an alliance with the hippies and wooks, we shall overcome
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Old 02-18-2019, 08:50 PM   #340971
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i mean i met a dude that straight up introduced himself as ďMayhemĒ this weekend
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Old 02-18-2019, 08:52 PM   #340972
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everyone realizes iíve been at String Cheese Incident @ Cosmo the past 3 nights in a row?
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Old 02-18-2019, 09:09 PM   #340973
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i mean i met a dude that straight up introduced himself as ďMayhemĒ this weekend

... and he wasnít the guy from the commercial?
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Old 02-18-2019, 09:35 PM   #340974
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i mean i met a dude that straight up introduced himself as ďMayhemĒ this weekend
This guy???

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Old 02-18-2019, 09:37 PM   #340975
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