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Old 09-18-2018, 06:25 PM   #334801
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KD CH just made the headline news on CardPlayer. This drama is the hero we needed, not the one we deserved.
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Old 09-18-2018, 08:58 PM   #334802
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SS GOMAD may indeed be a 7 year old meme troll but itís pretty decent body recomp advice in only 7 characters.
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Old 09-18-2018, 09:08 PM   #334803
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Swim/bike/run 6 days a week
Beyond 5/3/1 3 days a week
Become a machine
Eat whatever you want
Profit
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Old 09-18-2018, 09:38 PM   #334804
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Or you could just **** ass this dumb **** and take some tren


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Old 09-18-2018, 09:48 PM   #334805
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Old 09-18-2018, 10:14 PM   #334806
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canít win, if there are 2 people in front of me in a line, one of them will order for 8 people
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Old 09-18-2018, 10:46 PM   #334807
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18 min on a stair master = 45 on a treadmill = 45 days lifting weights.
Wtf is this s**t?
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Old 09-18-2018, 11:36 PM   #334808
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I have a feeling I will poast a 400 lbs squat very soon.
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Old 09-18-2018, 11:55 PM   #334809
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I have a feeling I will poast a 400 lbs squat very soon.
What's your diet like?
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Old 09-19-2018, 12:00 AM   #334810
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Honestly, whatever crap I feel like.

Sometimes I eat healthy sometimes pretty junky.
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Old 09-19-2018, 12:02 AM   #334811
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InO burgers without spread is my idea of healthy
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Old 09-19-2018, 12:07 AM   #334812
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InO burgers without spread is my idea of healthy
Double double animal style, lettuce wrap no bun.
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Old 09-19-2018, 12:23 AM   #334813
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Eggs, bacon, cheese, butter, heavy whipping cream, spinach, ham, chicken (thigh) Caesar salads with tons of dressing and cheese, bulletproof coffee, & pepperoni sums my eating up.
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Old 09-19-2018, 12:24 AM   #334814
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Haven’t had wings since 8/24 =[
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Old 09-19-2018, 01:17 AM   #334815
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Havenít had wings since 8/24 =[
But that's like Popeye without his spinach.
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Old 09-19-2018, 01:39 AM   #334816
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Wtf is this s**t?
more of that new math
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Old 09-19-2018, 02:24 AM   #334817
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Iíve been eating like a total American since my kitchen renovation has taken way longer than expected.

Steaking is also bad in 99% of cases. I donít know why people do it. Like, I would never lend money for somebody to pay their bills who canít afford their bills, itís just a losing situation.


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Old 09-19-2018, 02:46 AM   #334818
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Chilling out watching Youtube.

Have been checking out the #vloggersinparadise videos and some of them are amazing.

I would not be able to pick a winner.
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Old 09-19-2018, 03:19 AM   #334819
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Double double animal style, lettuce wrap no bun.

gee why not a diet root beer float

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Yeah, taking prednosone. Leaking like a sieve from the rash, which is gross AF.

Calamine lotion doesn't seem to be helping much, if at all.
Keep the bottle in the fridge, at least you'll get a few seconds of something else.

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In terms of what? I'm assuming you're referring to calorie expenditure.

In all other aspects 18 min stair master does not equate to 6 wks of barball squats.

If your goal is anything outside of burning calories this is terrible advice.
Pure sweat and heartbeat equity. I treat the CAL number like a video game score because it's smack in front of me. But I doubt the machine knows my metabolism or has any clue how much energy was actually burned. Don't know anything quicker than the stair climber (the one where you are running up a down escalator) for becoming a dog in the summer. Perfect if JM3 has only his lunch break.

I was just in globogym on the south side today. I went at 3:30 thinking I'd beat the rush. By 4pm every single station I'd consider using was being used.

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Old 09-19-2018, 12:15 PM   #334820
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gee why not a diet root beer float .
IIFYM :-)
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Old 09-19-2018, 01:02 PM   #334821
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found out yesterday I fractured my shoulder. gg minimum 2 months in a sling.

I didn't even get good meds to soothe my pain
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Old 09-19-2018, 01:16 PM   #334822
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But what a way to accomplish it!
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Old 09-19-2018, 01:27 PM   #334823
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found my new diet

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Old 09-19-2018, 01:47 PM   #334824
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Squid please to be PM’ing me your new #
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Old 09-19-2018, 01:49 PM   #334825
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But what a way to accomplish it!
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