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Old 09-12-2018, 12:20 AM   #334651
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52 years old. 5'11" 195 lbs. Been divorced for 14 years. MAWG.



Can somebody please tell me what is wrong with having sex with 28 year old girls?



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Who claimed there was something wrong with it?


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Old 09-12-2018, 12:23 AM   #334652
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Just put me down for opposite opinion of Lapi.


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Old 09-12-2018, 02:13 AM   #334653
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Mr. Cowboycold,
welcome to the pen. I noticed yer joke at the end so if that was the entire point of your poast ignore my response. As a 52 year old male who is 6 foot and a buck 9t I will try and answer yer question.

There is a lot of info out there sayin perfict chick for a dude is 1/2 his age+7. That means the current perfect woman for us is 33. So 28 is in fact right in the sweet pot imo. I personally love women all ages/shapes and sizes. When I was 19 I dated a woman who was 29. Was ossum. When I was in my early 20s I had a lot of fun bangin a divorcee who was in her early 40's. I married a woman 3 years my junior and had a kid - wuz epic.

Currently I simply dont have a lot in common with women in my age range. I want to do a lot of different stuff that includes a fair amt of high octane sht. I found the perfect woman to share that passion with (enter spc) she just turnt 35. There is a bit of age diff obv but it simply aint there the way we play/interact. So if u found someone u r havin good times with - bang away my man!

@ DCFT - super sorry i missed yer housewarming and the good times that obv went with it. Heading back to the swamp tomorrow if u want to do some wakesurfin or other fun stuff
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Old 09-12-2018, 02:34 AM   #334654
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Just coming in at the top of the page, so I don't know what this is.. But if you say it I'm for it.
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Old 09-12-2018, 03:03 AM   #334655
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Squid is right.

Age is just a number.

Seems like a lot more women feel this way these days as well. Plenty of 20somethings have told me as much in the last few months.

And I’m not as in shape as either of you.


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Old 09-12-2018, 03:16 AM   #334656
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Upon further review, not bad.
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Old 09-12-2018, 05:59 AM   #334657
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Old 09-12-2018, 08:16 AM   #334658
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In the dumb FB poker group APD put me in there's a thread about TBC getting arrested for murder threat posts on his blog, which includes a TBC interview with PA, & a guy vociferously indirectly calling Squid a big liar over 20 posts. Smh.
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Old 09-12-2018, 09:51 AM   #334659
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Still no pics? SMH.


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Old 09-12-2018, 11:27 AM   #334660
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Old 09-12-2018, 11:42 AM   #334661
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lol.
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Old 09-12-2018, 12:46 PM   #334662
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For the record I have been with the same gal for the last 12 years. She is smarter than me and way better looking. She will turn 49 in November. Couldn't be happier.

Thanks for the warm welcome to the pen.
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Old 09-12-2018, 05:30 PM   #334663
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pretty close to F Vegas, nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure

love the weather, love the Strip, love the house i live in, but similar to Florida the other people here make it basically into Zombieland
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Old 09-12-2018, 05:38 PM   #334664
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pretty close to F Vegas, nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure

love the weather, love the Strip, love the house i live in, but similar to Florida the other people here make it basically into Zombieland
Ok, who wins the pool? I had Feb 2019, so not me.
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Old 09-12-2018, 06:50 PM   #334665
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. . . and I only cancelled the deposition because pseudoboss said he was not coming, and the judge told him to take the 5th, so when psb DID show up at the office we can infer he knew that no one would be there...



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In the dumb FB poker group APD put me in there's a thread about TBC getting arrested for murder threat posts on his blog, which includes a TBC interview with PA, & a guy vociferously indirectly calling Squid a big liar over 20 posts. Smh.
Given that you can get an arrest warrant for just about anything, I assuming it was no problem identifying an abbreviation.


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pretty close to F Vegas, nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure

love the weather, love the Strip, love the house i live in, but similar to Florida the other people here make it basically into Zombieland
I agree that Vegas has hordes of mindless eaters and hot chicks holed up in odd places.
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Old 09-12-2018, 06:54 PM   #334666
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Ok, who wins the pool? I had Feb 2019, so not me.
:thumbsup: I had him breaking down and hitchhiking through Odessa TX.
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Old 09-13-2018, 07:10 AM   #334667
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I drink less soda when I get high


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Old 09-13-2018, 08:27 AM   #334668
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Chat really slowing down lately. People getting annoyed with the slow loading of the thread, or just not feeling chatty?
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Old 09-13-2018, 09:51 AM   #334669
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Busy AF the last few weeks but due to the storm my business is slowing down (my territory includes the Carolinas). So more inane chat coming from ya boy DCFT!
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Old 09-13-2018, 09:52 AM   #334670
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But yes, the slow load time for the thread is tilting.
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Old 09-13-2018, 10:52 AM   #334671
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I only ever read this thread on phone cuz no load issues.
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Old 09-13-2018, 10:53 AM   #334672
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I did not have sexual relations with that woman
I have only experimented with cocaine. I am still unsure if I like it or not. Therefore I will continue to experiment until I can reach an informed decision.
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Old 09-13-2018, 10:57 AM   #334673
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Back in the swamp. It is in fact swampy.

Flew for the first time in almost a month. Wuz real nice gettin back in the sky 4 sum recreatin.

Tootie - know yer bizzy but we are flying in the morning then going wakesurfing at 11 at little lake conway if u have any interest/can get away!!
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Old 09-13-2018, 10:57 AM   #334674
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I only ever read this thread on phone cuz no load issues.


this, although that hasn’t been the case 100% of the time over the past year or so when the thread really slowed down on web.

Garick, i think most are indifferent whether the thread makes it to #350xxx or is fully loadable across platforms, but yeah severe shortage of “stfu and get a job” replies
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I did not have sexual relations with that woman
I have only experimented with cocaine. I am still unsure if I like it or not. Therefore I will continue to experiment until I can reach an informed decision.
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