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Old 09-11-2018, 06:44 PM   #334626
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Re: ***Official "It Lives, It Lives" Chat Thread***

Maybe not Squid himself, but I bet he knows someone traveling toward the hurricane for some wind&water activity.
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Old 09-11-2018, 06:46 PM   #334627
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Ass or grass - no one bunks for free.
This guy...this guy gets me
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Old 09-11-2018, 06:47 PM   #334628
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Going to be a lot of homes in non-flood plain areas that will get whacked if this hits as expected.


yeah this ***Official "It Lives, It Lives" Chat Thread***

the HOA already filled a sinkhole in the backyard that was just over the prop line and thereís puddles on grass/itís marshy during a regular rain, but the only way it would really flood is via monumental rain, kinda like the forecast!

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Old 09-11-2018, 07:43 PM   #334629
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Ass or grass - no one bunks for free.
Obvi that is what hanging out is
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Old 09-11-2018, 09:26 PM   #334630
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52 years old. 5'11" 195 lbs. Been divorced for 14 years. MAWG.

Can somebody please tell me what is wrong with having sex with 28 year old girls?

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Old 09-11-2018, 09:45 PM   #334631
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52 years old. 5'11" 195 lbs. Been divorced for 14 years. MAWG.



Can somebody please tell me what is wrong with having sex with 28 year old girls?



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I get to go first? Sweet!

Pics or GTFO.



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Old 09-11-2018, 09:50 PM   #334632
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Depends on your confidence level.
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Old 09-11-2018, 10:15 PM   #334633
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iíll give it a shot

thereís nothing wrong with coitus in the abstract

just partying casually is gonna involve alcohol and other substances most likely, and possibly some power imbalance if you are doing a expensive club > limo/lux ride > hotel suite type thing. and lots of potential problems after the night is over.

dating seems reasonable enough now, but assuming you find a permanent partner youíre basically saying ďok, during the last era of your (likely) mostly physically and mentally capable life, instead of doing fun stuff like folks do in retirement together, you can take care of my dying corpse and then be a widow alone with at least a couple decades left and severely reduced chances of having companionship for that timeĒ.

if youíre rich enough to do the celeb aging male stuff so you can Ford or Cloon it up, good for you.

probably the most ethical way is the first thing but with strippers
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Old 09-11-2018, 10:27 PM   #334634
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That is a very well thought out and poignant post.

But I have no idea what you meant.
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Old 09-11-2018, 10:54 PM   #334635
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Friend's and family's acceptance is a function of how much money you make.
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Old 09-11-2018, 11:09 PM   #334636
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anyone who dislikes speed bumps and other traffic calming engineering within residential neighborhoods is warmly invited to my neighborhood where none exist but the same peds and pets do

people cannot be trusted.

pretty sure if i wager on a pedestrian death within the next year at 2-1 or better, iím the smart money. registered pet death is even money or worse.
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Old 09-11-2018, 11:11 PM   #334637
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Latest track headed more toward skip. I'm sure atl is ready
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Old 09-11-2018, 11:11 PM   #334638
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i also like looking at the unused halfway decent Mongoose bike in my backyard and having a very sensible chuckle at riding it anywhere near a Nevada or California license plate
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Old 09-11-2018, 11:12 PM   #334639
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anyone who dislikes speed bumps and other traffic calming engineering within residential neighborhoods is warmly invited to my neighborhood where none exist but the same peds and pets do

people cannot be trusted.

pretty sure if i wager on a pedestrian death within the next year at 2-1 or better, iím the smart money. registered pet death is even money or worse.
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Old 09-11-2018, 11:13 PM   #334640
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i guess you wonít like the Commie propaganda that will appear on signs in the near future
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Old 09-11-2018, 11:21 PM   #334641
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52 years old. 5'11" 195 lbs. Been divorced for 14 years. MAWG.

Can somebody please tell me what is wrong with having sex with 28 year old girls?

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Not a thing. Now go getcha sum Tiger!
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Old 09-11-2018, 11:24 PM   #334642
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Latest track headed more toward skip. I'm sure atl is ready
Brudder I have batteries, flashlights, cooking equipment, a 30 day supply of food and water and a bunch of guns.

Bring.
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Old 09-11-2018, 11:27 PM   #334643
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ATLANTA - A man was arrested Friday after firing multiple rounds into a storm cloud while yelling ďGet some!Ē, sources tell the Journal-Constitution.
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Old 09-11-2018, 11:30 PM   #334644
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Need affirmative consent, cowboy. Otherwise, giddy up.
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Old 09-11-2018, 11:32 PM   #334645
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Brudder I have batteries, flashlights, cooking equipment, a 30 day supply of food and water and a bunch of guns.

Bring.
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Wow. That list is verbatim from the nhc recommended supply list.
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Old 09-11-2018, 11:34 PM   #334646
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i guess you wonít like the Commie propaganda that will appear on signs in the near future
Just put me down for opposite opinion of Lapi.
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Old 09-11-2018, 11:48 PM   #334647
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Need affirmative consent, cowboy. Otherwise, giddy up.
I would go with "recommended" over need.
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Old 09-11-2018, 11:56 PM   #334648
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Can somebody please tell me what is wrong with having sex with 28 year old girls?

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Old 09-12-2018, 12:04 AM   #334649
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Old 09-12-2018, 12:05 AM   #334650
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Agree.
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