Alright, I'll contribute. Happened about a week ago, this is how I think it went down:
2/3 Game - 9 or 10 handed @ 3am
V1 - Under $200 stack
Never seen him before, seems super loose and gambly, very quiet, has bought in for less than the max 4 or 5 times now, several hands back ran all the way down with A-high after putting in most of his stack and lost, didn't care, topped off. Current table target, plays most flops
V2 - $1000 or more stack
Young gal who I've played with for the past 4-5 hours, smiley and talkative, built up a nice 3-4 buy-in stack, seems to be playing good cards and not throwing money away at all, kinda got the feeling she was sandbagging her image, quietly asked one of the regulars at my end of the table who said she's there plenty. She and I got moved from another table that broke an hour ago where we were the deepstacks, but all her hands were fairly uninteresting, taking down small pots, not a single big one I remember.
Hero - $700 and change
Punk kid, very loose, probably horrible table image, chopped the previous night's tournament heads up but I don't think anyone at that table knew, playing any 2 cards preflop for 1bb, guy to the right of me kept folding and joking about how I'd call and beat him with anything, stacked him earlier with a flopped K4 boat. Stack swinging widely from 500-1200 for most of the night.
V1 limps in early position for 3, limps around to V2
V2 raises in late position (HJ) to 30, folds around to H on the button
H calls with 4
4
, folds around to V1 who calls
Flop (pot about $100) 4
5
6
V1 (170ish) leads out for $30
V2 (1000ish) glances back at the board, then quickly raises to $130 and starts moving chips out, V2 instantly smiles
H (700ish) thinks for about 2 seconds, decides V2 has an overpair or big diamonds and then declares All In, V2 spills the chips that she started moving out, table laughs, she looks super cereal
V1 nods and says call, V2 starts tanking/arranging initial raise chips
*Because this is in an AZ casino playing 3/300, max bet is actually 300 so my AI is actually 430 (her 130 + a maximum 300 raise from me)*
I confirm with dealer that my verbal AI is actually 430 and move it in, V2 tanks for several minutes looking very serious and not joking around/chatting, rechecks cards at least twice, then eventually calls messily, dealer has to recheck everyone's chips and make the side pot.
Table is flooded in chips, hero stands up partially to see the board and because I'm the most awake I've been in 7+ hours.
Turn (pot about 1000ish) 5
V2 (600ish) eyes widen, does a moderately loud inhale hiss and says check with a very quick and strongly accented "ch"
H (under 300 left) ???