No... Best part was putting Sabr on tilt to the point where he drops >$10k on the table to rebuy with.

Watching from table two the amount of shots consumed at table one was like watching a tornado hit the house across the street.

You're glad its not your house.

You're afraid someone is going to die.

And you cannot look away.

I like when floor came over to say that drinks could only be ordered for the individual who would be drinking it.

Rando sits at my 1/1 table. I school him with drunk stat and take half of his stack. He gets an emergency call and leaves.

Tables confirmed epic. I get angle **** by a floor/dealer in a hand with Ashes (thought I called Squid's all in on a shortie). Ashes is cool and did nothing wrong but floor/dealer f up. Swuid confirmed beast and gets all squared up.

Beat of the night:
I limp/3bet 7-4o. RG cannot wait to call.

Flop 6-5-3dd. I act out of turn and pot it. Dealer corrects me. RG can't wait to shove. I snap with the nizzles. Turn 3. River 9. I roll 7-4 like the boss I am. RG snaps over 55 like a pro. Had him the rim ram and the man put him protective custody on then turn.

Took it back when he got a dirty two list against my 2nd nozzle staight. Who raises 7-4 and J-9??? THIS GUY!!!

Drank a lot if shots. Ran with Laptidator and Bond Tader. Both confirmed legit.

Oh yeah. Calls a raise with K -2ss in the Bb. Had RG and ashes in the hand. Flop was A-x-Xs. Flop checks.
Turn is an Xs.
River is As.
I bet pot. Ashes snaps with KJo and RG shows KQo. Sick sould read on one player but forgot me with the 2nd muzzles.

That was pretty epic.

Immediately after that the waitress returned with 12 shots of tequila...

AND

12 shots of something else (mind erasers?)

AT THE SAME TIME. All stacked up on each other on the small service tray.

The nit from Poker Atlas at my nitty 1/2 table was nitting it up about how poker rooms shouldn't allow all that noise. At 5:30am I saw him at the Wynn, STILL complaining about how loud all those 2p2ers were earlier.

I also had a good time. Enjoyed meeting people, dranking, railing the craziness at table 1, the lesser craziness at my table, parking in 3J then doubling up with J3, making a small profit, & most of all dominating at the high helicopter fold.

Did not so much enjoy gii pre with KK v 66, then the run-out of 78TK...long pause while the dealer peaks at the card, then slowly flips over the 9 like she's cool. You're not cool old dealer lady.

Nor waking up after 2 hours of sleep.

All in all tho, great success.

Skip you are forgetting that I SNAPPED with KQo

Reading about shenanigans almost as fun as living it.

Da fuq, yall STILL awake?? gg.

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Lol, it continues. Raise A5 suited Flop trip 5s, v keeps calling until 8 comes otr and he fills up.

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Epic, now I seem to be getting into a leveling war with an MDL reg 2500 miles from home.

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Hahaha, first I pay off a rivered boat, 3 hands later pay off a flopped boat vs fake drunk chick. I run way better vs 2p2ers.

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Props to IRTM for keeping us in good with management last night. He was greasing the skids all night long. Can't believe they didn't try to reign us in more.

Haven't seen any strat threads posted from last night yet. Hoping they start popping up soon.

At Wicked Spoon. Confirmed really good.

Shipped ~4 buy ins last night... can't report on how poker went the rest of the trip

Won one fitty last night. Burned off a hundo in my last hand with 88. Would have been up a billionty had it not been for that hand vs RG. Well that and I kept chopping pots with dealers.

Who is still around/alive?

Fak u guise. Enjoy my money while i enjoy my biggest loser ainec award.

I lost money f u

I am here, confirmed not alive.

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Lol

And yeah, thanks to iraisetoomuch for likely helping me avoid an 86 at MGM. I think between the dealers and waitresses I left behind $175+ in tips. I know the dealers made out in those chopped pots. Lol

Around...finishing up at wicked spoon and it may be to the pool to relax for a bit. May play some pokerz.

Have venetian gondolas, reservations at olives and then Love later tonight.

Nice little Monday....May hit up bed bath and beyond, maybe home depot, dunno if we'll have enough time. :-)


Bc F4O said so....

Cashed out ~$350, only $89 of profit tho.

Me , the wife, & the baby are looking to have some lunch with some people tomorrow.

Who's in?

Lol, ratty little dude sits at tourney table, turns on his boom box. He and Lady to his left start going at it after she asks him to turn it off.

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Results from last night : up 3 BI, down one baseball cap. Somebody help a brutha out?

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