Sitting at the poker table late at night four players left. Player jokes before the cards are dealt he will go all in regardless if its not raised before it gets to him in the small blind. Cards dealt Player 1 calls player 2 calls SB as said declares all in. I wake up with KK. I go all in. Player 1 had AK thinks he could be strong still goes all in. Player two says I have a pair I think I am going to hit and goes all in with 88. Small blind shows us QQ. 8 on the flop takes the lot. That conversation before the cards were dealt killed the table.

Anyone got any similar stories

Totally.

There was this player who posted a meaningless and uninteresting BBV story on LLSNL. Got a couple snarky responses and then the thread was locked.

Wrong. It got locked before the snarky responses.