You often hear people say things like "You can beat this game for a modest amount by simply playing ABC poker." But what exactly do they mean by ABC poker?

Well, it turns out that there's a simple acronym you can use for ABC to remember how to play that way. But like most things in poker, "It depends." And in this case, it depends on your play style.

If you're a LAG:
Always Bet Crazy!

If you're a TAG:
Always Bet Carefully!

If you're loose passive:
Always Be Calling!

If you're tight passive:
Aces Before Calling!

Hope that helps. And in case it wasn't clear, this was just a joke.

I am going to take this as Gospel and ABC all night long.