Agreed, its non existent.

Against villian as described this is likely a jam because she picked up clubs. Calling here is very bad, you are just setting yourself up to get owned by anyone on the river. Typically calling with marginal made hands postflop is very bad. OTOH it's really gross to get it in with one pair here. Also I'm not very confidant your read.

I'm going with fold, with raise being a second play, and calling the worst option.

this is what i was going to say as well.

i like calling down villains like this where i'm not as certain a shove for value will get called with enough frequency to trump the % of times they'll make a bad river bet.

didnt realize results were posted but regardless - she sounds pretty spewy. sometimes it sucks when villain actually has the cards you dont want but against her range you're going to be good more often. Also, calling down and not shoving saves you some money the times she shows up with the nuts i guess and its probably fairly easy to get value from your top of range holdings out of her which means we dont need to be as aggressive w/ our weak/medium strength hands. obviously you change your line once so we dont always call down w/ weak hands but even against most 2/5 ******os they wont even realize it evar and/or we only need to alter our line far less than woudl usually be considered optimal (95%/5% say). just make sure she sees it.