Commerce live 10/20 NLHE.

SB Villian is an adult in his 30's. Likes to bet on flush draws. He is very lucky. He is a very aggressive player. Pretty cocky & arrogant as he keeps bragging to the guy on his right about how he crushes live games & thinks most younger players are idiots.

MP Villian is a woman in her late 20's. She likes to see many flops and usually fold on the turn when facing a decision. She has the biggest stack on the table.

MP2 is a young man on tilt after getting sucked out twice in 3 hours period.

Hero is a young man in early 20's. People most likely perceive him as LAG. Half of the table never played him before, however.

MP2: $5,800
SB Villian: $12,000
MP Villian: $15,000-16,000 w/at least 5 $5K chips in her bag.
Hero: $10,850

Hero is dealt A2 on the button. UTG+0 raises to 70, MP Villian re-raise to 250, MP2 calls 250, Hero calls for 250. SB waited a min and re-raise to 650, MP Villian calls 650, MP2 calls 650, Hero also calls 650 for the pot-odds.

Flop is K43 Pot:$2,690

SB checks, MP Villian bets 700, MP2 calls 700, sensing weakness I make it 2000 hoping to take it down. SB calls 2000 rapidly, MP Villian calls 2000, and MP2 also calls 2000. "I hate myself at this point"

Turn: 5 Pot: $10,690
the dream card

SB checks, MP Villian checks, MP2 goes all in 3100, I calls the 3100 (with about 6200 behind). SB check-raise to 9000 or so, *he is basically all-in. MP Villian tanked for 3mins and made the call 9000 *I didn't expect any of that coming from her.

I was very confused.

What should I do here next? Thanks in advance.

lolcall/thread.troll?

sitout pre. or make up a better story.

I lol'd. I hope this story is true.

Welcome, OP. Please read the stickies, and realie that trolling is not allowed in strat threads ITF. On the (very off) chance that you're not trolling, the proper forum for this hand would be medium-high full ring NLHE.