Hero (covers, MP): MAWG. LAG. Running over the table.
V1 ($600 or so, BB): 20s WG. TAG, borderline nitty. Decent. Rec player, but probably solid win rate.
V2 ($75, UTG): 50s, Asian. Loose passive. Playing bingo-poker. Overplays whenever he thinks he has a big hand 100% of the time (i.e. overshoves pot).
V2 ($140, UTG+2): 40s, WG. Weak-Tight. Type of guy who plays a lot, thinks he's pretty good at poker but is actually pretty terrible and will not do anything to improve. Chases draws relentlessly. Prone to spazz though, and has occasional flareups of aggression. Has some history with Hero, though I doubt it makes any difference.
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After a couple limps, Hero opens J
T
in MP to $16. Villains listed above all call.
Flop ($60) 9 8 A
V1 thinks for a few seconds, while he double checks the stacks of V2 and V3, then donks out for $36.
V2 snap moves AI, $59.
V3 says, "lets gamble", and snap moves AI, $124.
Pot to Hero is $279, V1 has $548 left.
V2 and V3 both look excited, and eager to see the turn/river.
V1 looks calm, and is just casually looking at the board. He doesn't look overly excited. He looks comfortable.
Hero starts talking to the players...
To V2 and V3:
"Wow, you guys getting ready to go home already?"
etc...
To V1:
"You did that on purpose didn't you?"
"I don't think you can raise though, if I just call. Dealer? Can he raise? He can? Oh, my... Did you know you can still raise here?"
V1 ignores everything.
Hero does... ?