Its 1am in Oklahoma. Ive been at this 1/2 table for about 1.5hrs.
Hero is a mid 20s white guy but I look like Im 18. Havent been getting out of line and have been card dead. Dragged a few small pots. No significant show downs. Stack $420
V1 - 50s white guy. Plays seemingly tight passive. Stack $300
V2 - sits down about 2 orbits ago directly to my right. Hispanic, 30 years old, with full sleeve tattoos and "PTB" Tattoed in big letters on his forehead. Lots of flashy jewlry. Unsurprisingly hes played LAG and has doubled up twice. Has been opening to $25-$35 often, when the normal open is $8-$13. Over values top pair. Stack $800
OTTT
folds to V1 in MP who opens to 12, folds to V2 who 3 bets to $45. I put his range at TT+, KQo+, any suited broadway, and A2s+. I look down at JdJc. I considered a 4! to iso V2 whos range is wide, but with V1 still to act I decide to flat ip, planning to fold if he 4!. V1 calls.
(Pot $135)
Flop comes Kh,Qh,3d
Checks to me, I dont see a point in betting, hero checks behind.
Turn Js, board is Kh,Qh,3d,Js
V1 checks, V2 bets $125, Hero calls. V1 folds.
(Pot $385)
River is Ks, board is Kh,Qh,3d,Js,Ks.
Villians thinks for about 3 seconds and anounces $225, effectively putting me all in...

Hero?

His show downs so far have been him 3! QQ to an MP open with him in the cutoff, MP 4! allin , and he snap calls and holds up.
He has also dragged a 100bb pot with TPMK on a draw heavy board, leading every street.

You could have used those 3 seconds to actually beat him into the pot.

snap call? lose to kk qq kq k3 , kj very unlikely he has that..

push your erection down and then call

this is not PLO.
snapcall.
if you loose, it's a cooler.

Maybe even whip it out. Best run out ever after that flop.
Also, reenact this scene after:

Ive never ran across a guy with a face tattoo that wasn't an excellent poker player.

Obvious spot to GII here. Because this hand is on the forum, I'm guessing he showed up with QQ, maybe KQ or K3 (or even KK, which would be kind of neat). There are simply way too many hands you beat to fold here though. Villain could have also done this with busted flush draws, AK, AQ, AT, and 33. Since villain 3b, I'm weighting the range to AK/KQ.

Some more information would be needed to fold. For me his cbet % is important. If he normally cbets, I would be wary of a slowplayed 2p. Still, I doubt I ever find a fold here.

Hahaha yoi have no idea how accurate this is...im actually a pig in real life too

Villian has only been here a few orbits but his cbet% is approx 75%. Everyone saying its a snap call, but what is he 3! That he checks flop? I assume air and what he thinks are nutted hands. OTR we beat AA,AK,AT,busted FD, and maaaaaybe TT. AA,AK,QJ, and FD all bet flop dont they? So OTR his real nutted hands are KK,QQ,KQ that he slowplayed, or AA,AK,ATs that he also likely thinks are the nuts right?

Call and show your cards before he does to avoid getting shot. Just kidding V, I know you're reading this.

I really wish his forehead tat read "PSB" instead.

Call then slow roll him

Well, I mean, he really shouldn't be checking his sets either second to act on a board with 2 to a broadway and 2 to a flush.

There is 1 KK combo, 3 QQ, and 2 KQ suited. Think he's 3 bet KQo?

There are more AK than that just by itself. And we have been passive all hand, so villain could think it is good.

And the odds are ridiculous. If you're really worried he slow played the nuts, don't get in the 25 extra. But you are closing the action with a completely disguised boat needing to be ahead 27% of the time.

Not necessarily. If villain is/thinks he is way ahead he could check behind, especially if he blocks the nut flush with A:h: in his hand with AA/AK. QJ isn't that strong OTF and would likely check. FD would bet a good chunk of the time but can't be dismissed totally.

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Well don't slowroll the poor fellow

+1 Throw in a gang sign while you're at it.

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I did a quick equity calculation and we are 71.5% against a range of AA, KK, QQ, KQ, KJ, AT, and AK. So you would need incredibly good table reads after just two orbits to muck a boat here.

because that's all he did while he was in prison, all day every day.

Results....



I tank call. He says "AQ no good?", I say no and show my hand. He waits 5 seconds and rolls over KQo.

i've played poker before with the cholo in the white tee.