V - (Late 20's Mexican in oakland A's hat, matching vest and fake Ray Bans) initially thought he was a decent LAG. He was raising/3betting with relative frequency and taking multiway pots down postflop with large C-bets. After seeing him for 3 orbits, it was evident that he was just a drunken gambooler with no finesse. First person on whom I've ever called clock.
V had a stack around $500 but spewed it away until it was 70ish. He open shoved a short stack (for I believe the third time in an orbit) from EP with 96o and was called and doubled up by a
mouthbreather two seats to my left with J8o.
H - cripplingly card dead for hours. Table changed, but rationality returned, so came back. This was a dream table to pick up a hand, but not one you wanted to bluff often. Although I've raised light and c-bet, I'm seen as a nit by anyone paying attention (maybe 3 ppl).
Very Bad LAG (UTG+1) with about
450, Mississippi straddles
V (UTG+2) makes it 40 to go with a stack of about
170. He's made ridiculous preflop raises before.
2 Folds
H (HJ) with about
230 behind. Has A
K
CO is tight and straightforward with around
175.
Mouthbreather (BTN) has about
200.
SB is a gambling (but not reckless) 50's asian lady with
450ish
BB is an old Arab man with no real sense of the game (maybe
100)
UTG is an empty seat of a player who is both tight and bad passive. His stack is
irrelevant