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Old 09-20-2008, 05:46 AM   #201
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ya but its different when it's a regular playing bad. like today a dude c/c flop, donked turn with A-hi vs me on 524x. when i raised his bet on the 3 river, he 3-bet. when you're chopping at best you shouldn't 3-bet.

or when the board is showing a straight and you get donkbet on the river when villain could easily have the card higher than the board, you should probably just call hoping to chop, since who is gonna fold playing the board? especially when you would likely check behind with the card that actually makes the higher straight......?
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Old 09-20-2008, 10:24 AM   #202
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The thing about thehip is that he expects everyone to put him on the nuts because he is such a nit and will only bet the nuts...but when people call him a nit he gets his panties all up in a bunch....

i'm not a nit *****!!!

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Old 09-21-2008, 02:32 AM   #203
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So, what's up with Aruba this year?
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Old 09-21-2008, 02:43 AM   #204
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They gave almost all the trips up to freeroll tourneys...so much for being a loyal customer...sigh
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Old 09-22-2008, 02:13 AM   #205
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wtf is with these people and their retarded avatars. I currently have Iplaygood, ugotcaught and knuwanda's avatar blocked off the top of my head and about 6 others that I can't remember.
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Old 09-22-2008, 02:42 AM   #206
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wtf is with these people and their retarded avatars. I currently have Iplaygood, ugotcaught and knuwanda's avatar blocked off the top of my head and about 6 others that I can't remember.

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Old 09-22-2008, 02:51 AM   #207
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that one's cute as is princess jasmine.

What's not cute is ugotcaught's little hobgoblin or Knuwanda's large black man laughing at me whenever he turns his retarded 5 outer.
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Old 09-22-2008, 03:00 AM   #208
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wtf is with these people and their retarded avatars. I currently have Iplaygood, ugotcaught and knuwanda's avatar blocked off the top of my head and about 6 others that I can't remember.
I finally put an avatar up after 8 months of playing there. Its not as cool as my Stars av, but its familiar.
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Old 09-22-2008, 03:01 AM   #209
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I finally put an avatar up after 8 months of playing there. Its not as cool as my Stars av, but its familiar.
Yours is one of the blocked ones. Also, you have the distinction of being the only player with a blocked avatar on 2 sites. Congrats.
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Old 09-22-2008, 03:10 AM   #210
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I never noticed that sexy tatoo before. That makes me even more disappointed that you changed your avatar.
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Old 09-22-2008, 03:12 AM   #211
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damnUdonkeys has the most blockable avatar on the site. But I choose not to block it because it cracks me up.
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Old 09-22-2008, 03:22 AM   #212
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Yours is one of the blocked ones. Also, you have the distinction of being the only player with a blocked avatar on 2 sites. Congrats.
That Stars av is so +ev.
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Old 09-22-2008, 09:10 AM   #213
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That Stars av is so +ev.
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Old 09-22-2008, 12:03 PM   #214
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Yours is one of the blocked ones. Also, you have the distinction of being the only player with a blocked avatar on 2 sites. Congrats.

i don't block many, i love kwuanda's, that guy is so happy, makes me smile


the guy with the nasty crooked teeth, craptonic or something, i blocked him.

i also have blocked all incarnations of adamchambers' douche pics


the only one that comes close to that doucheness is Thecardinal
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Old 09-22-2008, 12:25 PM   #215
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There's like a 90% chance that avatar is cardinal's pic irl, imo.
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Old 09-22-2008, 12:46 PM   #216
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Does anyone have recent experience on how long it takes to cash out 30k via wire transfer? Do you get one transfer in 30k and several in smaller amount?
thanks.
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Old 09-22-2008, 01:12 PM   #217
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Does anyone have recent experience on how long it takes to cash out 30k via wire transfer? Do you get one transfer in 30k and several in smaller amount?
thanks.
no one makes money here
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Old 09-22-2008, 01:17 PM   #218
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damnUdonkeys has the most blockable avatar on the site. But I choose not to block it because it cracks me up.
Winonriver has the worst avatar. IMO Enough said.
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Old 09-22-2008, 01:19 PM   #219
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http://s64.photobucket.com/albums/h1...rrent=kp13.gif

Obviously the gif doesnt work, but the picture still annoys the hell out of most people, and I have gotten tons of unwarranted action. Someone told me it tilted them picturing some old lag lady mashing the raise button with 1 hand while smoking a cigarette with the other.
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Old 09-22-2008, 01:23 PM   #220
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http://s64.photobucket.com/albums/h1...rrent=kp13.gif

Obviously the gif doesnt work, but the picture still annoys the hell out of most people, and I have gotten tons of unwarranted action. Someone told me it tilted them picturing some old lag lady mashing the raise button with 1 hand while smoking a cigarette with the other.
LOL at the Kingpin... I will not be able to sleep for a week now.
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Old 09-22-2008, 01:25 PM   #221
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LOL at the Kingpin... I will not be able to sleep for a week now.
Top 5 comedy of all time, imo.
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Old 09-22-2008, 01:26 PM   #222
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Top 5 comedy of all time, imo.
That scene is classic. You really jarred something lose there..... great line
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Old 09-22-2008, 02:19 PM   #223
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Does anyone have recent experience on how long it takes to cash out 30k via wire transfer? Do you get one transfer in 30k and several in smaller amount?
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They send 12,500 a day....with the smallest breakdown sent first

IE if you cash out 14,000 you get 1500 the first day and 12,500 the next
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Old 09-22-2008, 02:29 PM   #224
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Does anyone have recent experience on how long it takes to cash out 30k via wire transfer? Do you get one transfer in 30k and several in smaller amount?
thanks.
I got 30k wired (obv. brag). It took a few days once I sent them some documents. My bank charged me $12 or something. Then for some reason they only put $19,926 in my bank account, but they took care of this when I let them know about it.
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Old 09-22-2008, 06:28 PM   #225
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Thanks for the info.
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