The sad part is the took away are other million pages

Who is this guy? heresmynuts? "new" poster and ripping on everyone?

Is that a rhetorical question? I mean, have some substance in your posts at least...Not just some words thrown together just to so you can post something. "New" poster, what is that? A derogatory name? Be a man!

he is a 60-30 lagtard that kinda sucks at poker.

he also yaps more than spider at the tables. it's pretty entertaining



https://www.tableratings.com/replaye...hash=156899227


wp nh

I said "new" poster because I am wondering if you are an old poster under a new name. It is pretty odd for someone to sign up for 2p2 and start tearing apart the regs. I also haven't seen you at the tables (or I haven't noticed you as this screenname) so I was wondering....

And, um, no, not gonna be a man.

lol, did he really cc J2s in the sb? sweet. I hope to see him at my tables soon...but I will be sure to mute him immediately

Only disappointing thing about this is I folded my BB. I am sure I ended up with a better FH>

Sweet, lets look through all my hands and pick out the most embarassing one, since that solves everything. First of all, its puzzling why you freaks stay at Absolute--branch out into the real sites...Second of all a lagtard equals somebody with a slow connection or who plays slow? I dont understand how I fall into that category- it must be an insult just to take up space, which again has no substance.

Lastly, that hand is kind of embarassing and I managed to play it wrong in every aspect... Again, Im not god, nor am I good at poker, at least I can admit to this rather than proclaiming myself as the beast of the 5-10 tables making 2k every 130,000 hands.

Listen, no need to over-react...and who says we don't branch out to other sites? But I make a lot of money at AP and they have always treated me right...I've never been cheated and the customer service is great. Cashouts are super fast also.

As for the hand, whatever, you come in here and rip on people so obv they are going to try to find a reason to get back at you. Try just being nice. I might rip on hip at times, but he knows that in the end I still think he plays well. Same thing with Nina Williams...I call him a nit all the time, but he is a proven winner and I know this. We are all having fun in here...you are just crashing our party and being the drunk idiot that everyone wants out.

hahahahaha

Hip is the first one to say something derogatory so I was just commenting on his stats. Thats all. Every party has to have a drunk idiot or its not really a party, unless you are old...Is that you perhaps? Whats your name on ap palomino?

palo = silencio77.

Silencio77 is my hero.

Well here silencio:

http://www.tableratings.com/overview...uts/silencio77

Never seen me? Obvious lie

YOU are my hero K-Man

Awe...

OO=======D

Damn I guess she just manned up....

Just Damn... You might want to look over your shoulder when you leave your house... There is a good chance a hit might occur.

wait, is VP4 silencio, cause that would be super ironic.


and heresmynuts, i did pick the worst hand out of the five that was on tableratings.

but, one hand does show alot about a player.

I mean, I have only played one hand in my life that is anywhere near as bad as this one.

It was vs. palo and I flopped top pair vs her top pair and i went psycho, and she turned top two, so i was drawing dead the whole time pretty much and 4 bets went in on the flop and at least 2 on the turn

regardless, misclicks aside, I have never played a street as bad as you played PF in that J2s


you can mock my last 5 months on my rapunzel account, but it's really unimportant. since April I'm up 40K from poker. that's all that really matters.

lol @ him believing i'm silencio...that is great.

he is pretty fun at the tables


for you diablo fans

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg8FwhL_fqs


if you are not a diablo fan, dont click it

This hand is a Rorschach inkblot for poker players:

1. If you laugh mainly at the preflop coldcall you are a card-carrying nit.

2. If you appreciated that 3-betting the river is SB's worst mistake then you know something about poker.

3. If you played this hand then you are indeed a true lagtard.

Oh wow, multiple times per session I make way bigger mistakes than cold calling J2s in the SB vs a button opener, and I still crush.

This nuts guy is hilariious

well, the river is closer, since abba knows this guy is a spaz, he might raise AA on the river, and is not folding to a 3bet.


I think the whole hand is awesome

apparently i'm his worst enemy on tableratings. <3


i didnt know he was a spazz at the time of the hand.

from looking at the hands on tableratings though, there are a lot of things he does hilariously wrong that are so easy to do well. i assume he's botching the less obvious decisions even worse.