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10-14-2008 , 05:23 PM
Any1 know who this Fstdimes guy is? He plays like 50/1 and then i see him at 15/30 and sht HU... I went to play him but he refused, NL obv.
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10-14-2008 , 08:44 PM
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10-14-2008 , 08:52 PM
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Maybe we can start a petition to obtain an executive pardon for Bikr.

The thread is just like 1000's of others, when it is lacking in insults, trashtalking & juvie sex.
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10-14-2008 , 09:56 PM
wtf red sox
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10-14-2008 , 10:08 PM
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Originally Posted by 1MoreFish4U
Maybe we can start a petition to obtain an executive pardon for Bikr.

The thread is just like 1000's of others, when it is lacking in insults, trashtalking & juvie sex.
I would like to see Bikr pardoned also, but I think the thread we grew to love over the last 16 months is indeed dead. Bringing Bikr back won't change that. I've lost track of the number of posts in this thread that were edited by moderators over the past month. It really is over.
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10-14-2008 , 11:12 PM
Let go, it's over. Nobody listens to techno...
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10-14-2008 , 11:15 PM
1. Shocker that mnt was banned
2. Why arent there any limit players on here
3. Is it possible to beat Rapunzel or ABBA
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10-14-2008 , 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted by heresmynuts
1. Shocker that mnt was banned
2. Why arent there any limit players on here
3. Is it possible to beat Rapunzel or ABBA
1. Yes.
2. There are
3. Yes, especially Rapunzel. If he bets river he beats top pair middle kicker, so fold.
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10-14-2008 , 11:26 PM
1. Im new and neeeed to catch up and I still dont understand what happend on the forums for AP? Im confused and curious!
2. Miles, whats your name on AP.
3. How can I get a hold of mntbikr?
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10-14-2008 , 11:30 PM
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Originally Posted by ILOVEPOKER929
I would like to see Bikr pardoned also, but I think the thread we grew to love over the last 16 months is indeed dead. Bringing Bikr back won't change that. I've lost track of the number of posts in this thread that were edited by moderators over the past month. It really is over.
The thread lacks robustness because of the heavyhanded moderation. It's not that Bikr being back would change that,it's that his banning is the most telling evidence of why the thread has suffered.

Most of the players are Limit.

It's possible to beat anyone. Just play hard when you are going to end up with the best hand, and play harder when you can get them to fold a better one.

Ok, that's it for the free advice.
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10-15-2008 , 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted by heresmynuts
1. Im new and neeeed to catch up and I still dont understand what happend on the forums for AP? Im confused and curious!
2. Miles, whats your name on AP.
3. How can I get a hold of mntbikr?
2. I could tell you, but then I would have to kill you. Hint: Look for excessive use of "imo" in chat.
3. Just contact him in the chat b...nevermind.
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10-15-2008 , 12:08 AM
In honor of mntbikr18...too good

Stage #1094788093: Holdem Normal $10/$20 - 2008-10-13 22:40:50 (ET)
Table: POLAND HWY (Real Money) Seat #3 is the dealer
Seat 3 - SILENCIO77 ($1146.50 in chips)
Seat 4 - HERESMYNUTS ($310 in chips)
Seat 5 - MNTBIKR18 ($326 in chips)
Seat 6 - DIGWEED ($208 in chips)
Seat 1 - MANNY444111 ($506 in chips)
Seat 2 - RAPUNZEL41 ($2439.50 in chips)
HERESMYNUTS - Posts small blind $5
MNTBIKR18 - Posts big blind $10
DIGWEED - sitout (wait for BB)
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to HERESMYNUTS [Kd As]
MANNY444111 - Folds
RAPUNZEL41 - Folds
SILENCIO77 - Raises $20 to $20
HERESMYNUTS - Raises $25 to $30
MNTBIKR18 - Raises $30 to $40
SILENCIO77 - Calls $20
HERESMYNUTS - Calls $10
*** FLOP *** [8d 6s Kh]
HERESMYNUTS - Bets $10
MNTBIKR18 - Raises $20 to $20
SILENCIO77 - Folds
HERESMYNUTS - Calls $10
*** TURN *** [8d 6s Kh] [6c]
HERESMYNUTS - Checks
MNTBIKR18 - Bets $20
HERESMYNUTS - Raises $40 to $40
MNTBIKR18 - Raises $40 to $60
HERESMYNUTS - Calls $20
*** RIVER *** [8d 6s Kh 6c] [Js]
HERESMYNUTS - Checks
MNTBIKR18 - Bets $20
HERESMYNUTS - Calls $20
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MNTBIKR18 - Shows [8s 8c] (Full house, eights full of sixes)
HERESMYNUTS - Mucks
MNTBIKR18 Collects $317 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($320) | Rake ($3)
Board [8d 6s Kh 6c Js]
Seat 1: MANNY444111 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 2: RAPUNZEL41 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 3: SILENCIO77 (dealer) Folded on the FLOP
Seat 4: HERESMYNUTS (small blind) HI: [Mucked] [Kd As]
Seat 5: MNTBIKR18 (big blind) won Total ($317) HI$317) with Full house, eights full of sixes [8s 8c - P:8s,B:8d,P:8c,B:6s,B:6c]
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10-15-2008 , 12:12 AM
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Originally Posted by DrVanNostrin
2. I could tell you, but then I would have to kill you. Hint: Look for excessive use of "imo" in chat.
3. Just contact him in the chat b...nevermind.
You share pictures, but not names...Very shady
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10-15-2008 , 12:20 AM
It's weak sauce to out someone who doesn't want to be outed. Miles never posted his current SN, so I'm not going to post it.
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10-15-2008 , 12:20 AM
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Originally Posted by 1MoreFish4U
The thread lacks robustness because of the heavyhanded moderation. It's not that Bikr being back would change that,it's that his banning is the most telling evidence of why the thread has suffered.

Most of the players are Limit.

It's possible to beat anyone. Just play hard when you are going to end up with the best hand, and play harder when you can get them to fold a better one.

Ok, that's it for the free advice.

At least give free advice with some substance, not advice my unintelligent girlfriend could give me!
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10-15-2008 , 12:22 AM
And someone with photoshop or whatever make an R.I.P. mntbkr commemorative avatar ASAP!!
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10-15-2008 , 12:26 AM
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Originally Posted by DrVanNostrin
It's weak sauce to out someone who doesn't want to be outed. Miles never posted his current SN, so I'm not going to post it.
Haha, I came to get here to match faces with the names and you can only do that on the lonely AP because its the only place with consistent regulars you can count on rather than the randoms on ftp and ps!!! Very dissappointed
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10-15-2008 , 12:32 AM
Check your PMs - fwiw I am Padre19.
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10-15-2008 , 12:43 AM
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Originally Posted by heresmynuts
Haha, I came to get here to match faces with the names and you can only do that on the lonely AP because its the only place with consistent regulars you can count on rather than the randoms on ftp and ps!!! Very dissappointed
If I wanted someone to match my handsome face with my badass name I'd avatarize myself and put that on AP.
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10-15-2008 , 01:02 AM
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Originally Posted by heresmynuts
3. Is it possible to beat Rapunzel or ABBA

no way. he's at 100 5-10 tables everyday.

i hate that nutsack
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10-15-2008 , 01:39 AM
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Originally Posted by 1MoreFish4U
The thread lacks robustness because of the heavyhanded moderation. It's not that Bikr being back would change that,it's that his banning is the most telling evidence of why the thread has suffered.
This is a strategy forum not BBV4L. You may have forgotten this since you don't post or reply to any hands.

My concern is not whether this thread meets your entertainment needs; it's that it conforms with the well thought out rules that allow this forum to function and fulfill it's purpose of helping players to improve their game. The purpose of this thread is to help people make more money and play better on AP not to provide a place for people who play on AP to gossip about each others personal lives. That kind of thing is allowed up to the point that it starts to interfere with people being able to learn. Over the top bickering and offensive discussion deters people from participating and asking questions, and thus will not be allowed. If that's way you come to this forum, you're going to continue to be disappointed.

As to mntbikr, I'm not sure what more there is to say. The guy was constantly out of line and over the top. He was given two last chances after multiple warnings, and then he came back from a three day ban with a death wish. He got what he wanted.
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10-15-2008 , 01:46 AM
i thought miles might be redbloch or showdowntrai and he is not tagapplied4 or milquetoast but it might be pokermom1965 but maybe thats to old too be him but i think 1morefish is too aggressive to be miles and i know i dont htink he is suntinwaiest but unless maybe its an uberlevel

but padre19 i dont thinkso prob hopplehead
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10-15-2008 , 01:51 AM
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Originally Posted by thorleif
i thought miles might be redbloch or showdowntrai and he is not tagapplied4 or milquetoast but it might be pokermom1965 but maybe thats to old too be him but i think 1morefish is too aggressive to be miles and i know i dont htink he is suntinwaiest but unless maybe its an uberlevel

but padre19 i dont thinkso prob hopplehead
you really don't know?

also, does anyone else think that "heresmynuts" is really mntbiker?

i mean, who shows up out of nowhere to post a hand praising mtbiker?


edit:

nevermind, he joined over a year ago.
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10-15-2008 , 02:13 AM
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Originally Posted by thorleif
i thought miles might be redbloch or showdowntrai and he is not tagapplied4 or milquetoast but it might be pokermom1965 but maybe thats to old too be him but i think 1morefish is too aggressive to be miles and i know i dont htink he is suntinwaiest but unless maybe its an uberlevel

but padre19 i dont thinkso prob hopplehead
I like what you've done here. It's very internet. At first I was like "wtf" then I was like "lol".
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10-15-2008 , 02:26 AM
I really like this guy you've been talking about.. look like hes going on a sick downsw0ng.

***** Hand History for Game 1095635200 *****
$30.00/$60.00 Limit Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, October 15, 01:01:36 ET 2008
Table GRAPE WAY (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Seat 6: DAMMEPOKER ( $572.00 USD )
Seat 1: HEISENB3RG ( $1767.00 USD )
Seat 2: JOEYFLOPS ( $4059.00 USD )
Seat 4: THUGBOSMA ( $3039.00 USD )
HEISENB3RG posts small blind [$15.00 USD].
JOEYFLOPS posts big blind [$30.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to HEISENB3RG [ 6s Ad ]
THUGBOSMA folds
DAMMEPOKER raises [$60.00 USD]
HEISENB3RG raises [$75.00 USD]
JOEYFLOPS folds
DAMMEPOKER calls [$30.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Ah, Tc, 4c ]
HEISENB3RG bets [$30.00 USD]
DAMMEPOKER calls [$30.00 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ As ]
HEISENB3RG bets [$60.00 USD]
DAMMEPOKER raises [$120.00 USD]
HEISENB3RG raises [$120.00 USD]
DAMMEPOKER calls [$60.00 USD]
** Dealing River ** [ 3s ]
HEISENB3RG bets [$60.00 USD]
DAMMEPOKER calls [$60.00 USD]
HEISENB3RG shows [6s, Ad ]
HEISENB3RG wins $747.00 USD from main pot
DAMMEPOKER shows [Jh, Qs ]
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