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10-06-2008 , 04:44 PM

#801

GemiNiveK

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Yeah, nothing more American than rewarding mediocrity and complacency by buying a Harley, or a Ford, or a Chrysler, or... Get with the program, Palo!

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10-06-2008 , 05:58 PM

#802

TheHip41

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Originally Posted by mntbikr15

Makes it all the more pathetic that my winrate with no game selection is still higher then yours now doesnt it?

ya, but i can still hand read

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10-06-2008 , 06:00 PM

#803

TheHip41

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Originally Posted by ILOVEPOKER929

We don't need urban on this one. This tutorial video should cover it.

there is no way i'm watching this clip

also, it appears mt. has figured out I'm smarter than him, and he isn't winning poker arguments, so he's resorting to martina style humor.

oh yeah, you're fat and have a small penis!

i still have 50,000 though

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10-06-2008 , 06:26 PM

#804

mntbikr15

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Originally Posted by TheHip41

ya, but i can still hand read

Cleary its done wonders for you

lolololololllloolol

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10-06-2008 , 06:55 PM

#805

GemiNiveK

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You two really need to get a room...

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10-06-2008 , 07:00 PM

#806

mntbikr15

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im to afraid of the stash...itl tickle to much

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10-06-2008 , 07:05 PM

#807

ZOMG_RIGGED!

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Originally Posted by GemiNiveK

You two really need to get a room...

Scissor imo wouldnt work as well with guys

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10-06-2008 , 07:29 PM

#808

TheHip41

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awesome

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10-06-2008 , 07:33 PM

#809

TheHip41

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Originally Posted by mntbikr15

Cleary its done wonders for you

lolololololllloolol

doyou see any -50,000 dollar drops on my graph?

didn't think so

i don't tilt, i play within my bankroll, i can hand read.

therefore, i make money

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10-06-2008 , 07:38 PM

#810

ZOMG_RIGGED!

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what are we supposed to be making fun of biker for with that pic?

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10-06-2008 , 07:39 PM

#811

mntbikr15

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I evidenlty tilt, play outside my bankroll, dont hand read, and play bad games.....and I STILL am more successful then you...even rakeback aside

so again....lolz

how do you sleep at night?

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10-06-2008 , 07:42 PM

#812

DrVanNostrin

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Originally Posted by TheHip41

awesome

uragoon, packardhawk and froggish playing 3 handed 5/T right now! Hurry while the action is good!

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10-06-2008 , 07:45 PM

#813

DrVanNostrin

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Originally Posted by mntbikr15

how do you sleep at night?

On a big pile of money.

/hip

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10-06-2008 , 07:48 PM

#814

mntbikr15

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Originally Posted by DrVanNostrin

On a pile of money that could be made by managing a mcdonalds

/hip

fixed

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10-06-2008 , 07:58 PM

#815

NinaWilliams

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Originally Posted by mntbikr15

I evidenlty tilt, play outside my bankroll, dont hand read, and play bad games.....and I STILL am more successful then you...even rakeback aside

so again....lolz

how do you sleep at night?

success is so subjective.

I'm sure thehip considers himself more successful than you.

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10-06-2008 , 08:03 PM

#816

mntbikr15

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I am not argueing that hes succesful.....however to make claims over and over that I play bad, tilt, spew, dont game select, and generally suck as a player, etc etc......and then have worse results then me when he seems to think he does all of those things well is so laughable its pathetic

For all my shots at you, when you make such comments I actually take them more seriously....you have better results poker play wise then I do to back it up.

Hip though.....lol...if I can do all those bad things and still have both better WR and hrly that demolishes his....however u want to look at it...well thats just sad

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10-06-2008 , 08:07 PM

#817

mntbikr15

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Hip....diff prop bet

We assemble a panel of judges

We show all aspects of our life

We ask them to judge who is more successful

In?

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10-06-2008 , 08:08 PM

#818

TheHip41

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Originally Posted by ZOMG_RIGGED!

what are we supposed to be making fun of biker for with that pic?

not, thats not at mt. biker, seriously

i posted earlier that the next time i saw an 'awesome' 30 or 50 game, i'd printscreen it

how this game last more than 3 minutes i'll never know

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10-06-2008 , 08:10 PM

#819

ZOMG_RIGGED!

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Originally Posted by TheHip41

not, thats not at mt. biker, seriously

i posted earlier that the next time i saw an 'awesome' 30 or 50 game, i'd printscreen it

how this game last more than 3 minutes i'll never know

ahh. Been to long sinc eI've playe don AP for me to recognize any of those names

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10-06-2008 , 08:15 PM

#820

TheHip41

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Originally Posted by mntbikr15

Hip....diff prop bet

We assemble a panel of judges

We show all aspects of our life

We ask them to judge who is more successful

In?

I'll take this one, cause all anyone would have to do is look at your picture, realize you are the biggest douche in the world, and i win.

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10-06-2008 , 08:18 PM

#821

mntbikr15

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Originally Posted by TheHip41

I'll take this one, cause all anyone would have to do is look at your picture, realize you are the biggest douche in the world, and i win.

So youre willing to bet at least several K on it right?

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10-06-2008 , 08:24 PM

#822

catnapper

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Originally Posted by TheHip41

martina style humor.
oh yeah, you're fat and have a small penis!

Hey, I like my style

I was not kidding nor arguing that you were fat. It's factual and based on a living proof of yourself. (We can do a calculation based on your heights that you are overweight and a high possibility that you are obese.) Additionally, there is a high chance that you would die before I do despite of that death threat you sent me through Match.com.

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10-06-2008 , 08:24 PM

#823

catnapper

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Maybe you hung like a horse

But I guess I would never find out unless you post a picture of it.

Just use your phone camera, lift your gut up a bit with your left hand and take a random shot of your pee pee with your cellphone in your right hand and email it to yourself then share it with the AP regs here on the board.

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10-06-2008 , 08:30 PM

#824

ZOMG_RIGGED!

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who is catnapper? Martina get banned or grow old of her old account? or does the Hip just attract this many haters with his natural charisma?

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10-06-2008 , 08:42 PM

#825

catnapper

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Originally Posted by ZOMG_RIGGED!

who is catnapper? Martina get banned or grow old of her old account? or does the Hip just attract this many haters with his natural charisma?

Ha. I felt like I had to play nice to fulfill my gender role as a female now that I've gotten to know most of the regulars. Changing my screen name allows me to maintain my independence which definitely keeps the fun factor going for me.

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