***Official Cereus Regs Thread***
10-03-2008
, 06:07 PM
He told me to call it a day when I lost about 4k in the 30 game and I knew from experience he was right but the play had been so bad I didn't think it was possible to continue to lose damn gamblers falacy. Ended up losing 7500.00. 
So now I am starting october 6k in the hole. I love starting the month like this. Oh well I ran like God the second half of last month so I was due. At least Im not to upset about it.
So now I am starting october 6k in the hole. I love starting the month like this. Oh well I ran like God the second half of last month so I was due. At least Im not to upset about it.
10-03-2008
, 06:09 PM
Quote:
He told me to call it a day when I lost about 4k in the 30 game and I knew from experience he was right but the play had been so bad I didn't think it was possible to continue to lose damn gamblers falacy. Ended up losing 7500.00. So now I am starting october 6k in the hole. I love starting the month like this. Oh well I ran like God the second half of last month so I was due. At least Im not to upset about it.
So now I am starting october 6k in the hole. I love starting the month like this. Oh well I ran like God the second half of last month so I was due. At least Im not to upset about it.
10-03-2008
, 06:14 PM
10-03-2008
, 06:16 PM
10-03-2008
, 06:22 PM
Yeah I still think you should quit at like the 75bb mark. The table really needs to be incredible to stay any longer than that.
10-03-2008
, 07:39 PM
Quote:
He told me to call it a day when I lost about 4k in the 30 game and I knew from experience he was right but the play had been so bad I didn't think it was possible to continue to lose damn gamblers falacy. Ended up losing 7500.00. So now I am starting october 6k in the hole. I love starting the month like this. Oh well I ran like God the second half of last month so I was due. At least Im not to upset about it.
So now I am starting october 6k in the hole. I love starting the month like this. Oh well I ran like God the second half of last month so I was due. At least Im not to upset about it.
Heh, I'm starting 4k in the hole and I feel it should have been a lot more. Last night I got to sit on the left of one of the worst players on FTP at a 50/100 table....in 3 orbits I lost with AA,KK,QQ,JJ and 99. Oh, and twice I flopped tptk with AQ and lost. Etc. Somehow I only managed to lose 2k at the table before the fish busted and went to 100/200...where I followed, got jesus seat and proceeded to lose more money before he busted. Poker is hard.
10-03-2008
, 07:41 PM
Quote:
Took this advice tonight! JK but I have another story!
So my girlfriend has this fat annoying friend who thinks she's all that. Whatever, everyone plays along to not make her feel bad. We pretend to listen to her talk, pretend to enjoy her stories/jokes, etc. It's not that she's just fat and annoying, either. She is just a weird, gross person.
0. She has devastating body odor. Sitting in a car with her is unbearable unless she keeps her arms down. One lift of her nasty arm lets out an aroma usually reserved for the deepest bodily pits of a man who has gone a week without bathing.
1. She spent the night at my apartment in my roommate's bed once (he slept on the couch to avoid her stench). She pissed in his bed and said NOTHING about it to anyone. Not to me, my roommate, or my girlfriend.
2. She did the same at my girlfriend's apartment - this time on the couch. Her solution? Flip the cushion over. How'd everyone find out? Girlfriend's roommate's mother sat in the urine. Nice.
Soo, tonight, we are at the same bar I mentioned in my last story. Everything is going fine. My roommate and I are enjoying some beers, talking to repulsive fat friend, etc. On the way home, I am drunk and getting tired of her stories, so I jokingly say "shut your yap." She continues. I then bring up a time one of my other friends went ballistic on her. "You remember when xxxx told you to shut the **** up? Yeah you should probably do that now." I'm saying all of this while laughing, and everyone in the car knows I'm not being serious.
Out of nowhere, she starts talking about my friend (the one who once told her to shut the **** up).
"The same xxxx who's fat and ugly who talks to a bunch of girls who don't want to talk to him?" Obv now it's time to war with the fatty.
"Turn that around," I say.
"What?" She asks.
"You can't say that. You're fat."
"WHAT, STEVEN?" She's dumb.
"You're a fat ****." I clarify.
At this point she reaches over my girlfriend to pull on my beautiful curly locks. Seconds later she attempts to punch the miracle between my legs. Obviously now the attack is in full swing, and I'm loving it, finally getting a reason to unleash the reality to this girl that she's a waste of overweight flesh.
We get home, I get out of the car, and the fatty follows me out and tries to fight me! I fend her off. She tries to dinosaur kick me with her high heels and throw girl punches at me. As I'm defending with my forearm she hungrily bites it. I grab her wrist and turn her around into a straight jacket position to show her how easily I could destroy her. She then turns around and spits in my face. I get away and just stand back while my roommate holds her back, trying to get her into the car.
Then, the beast tries to lay a guilt trip on my girlfriend. "Fine, go home with him."
My girlfriend is sleeping in my bed right now.
One fatty down.
So my girlfriend has this fat annoying friend who thinks she's all that. Whatever, everyone plays along to not make her feel bad. We pretend to listen to her talk, pretend to enjoy her stories/jokes, etc. It's not that she's just fat and annoying, either. She is just a weird, gross person.
0. She has devastating body odor. Sitting in a car with her is unbearable unless she keeps her arms down. One lift of her nasty arm lets out an aroma usually reserved for the deepest bodily pits of a man who has gone a week without bathing.
1. She spent the night at my apartment in my roommate's bed once (he slept on the couch to avoid her stench). She pissed in his bed and said NOTHING about it to anyone. Not to me, my roommate, or my girlfriend.
2. She did the same at my girlfriend's apartment - this time on the couch. Her solution? Flip the cushion over. How'd everyone find out? Girlfriend's roommate's mother sat in the urine. Nice.
Soo, tonight, we are at the same bar I mentioned in my last story. Everything is going fine. My roommate and I are enjoying some beers, talking to repulsive fat friend, etc. On the way home, I am drunk and getting tired of her stories, so I jokingly say "shut your yap." She continues. I then bring up a time one of my other friends went ballistic on her. "You remember when xxxx told you to shut the **** up? Yeah you should probably do that now." I'm saying all of this while laughing, and everyone in the car knows I'm not being serious.
Out of nowhere, she starts talking about my friend (the one who once told her to shut the **** up).
"The same xxxx who's fat and ugly who talks to a bunch of girls who don't want to talk to him?" Obv now it's time to war with the fatty.
"Turn that around," I say.
"What?" She asks.
"You can't say that. You're fat."
"WHAT, STEVEN?" She's dumb.
"You're a fat ****." I clarify.
At this point she reaches over my girlfriend to pull on my beautiful curly locks. Seconds later she attempts to punch the miracle between my legs. Obviously now the attack is in full swing, and I'm loving it, finally getting a reason to unleash the reality to this girl that she's a waste of overweight flesh.
We get home, I get out of the car, and the fatty follows me out and tries to fight me! I fend her off. She tries to dinosaur kick me with her high heels and throw girl punches at me. As I'm defending with my forearm she hungrily bites it. I grab her wrist and turn her around into a straight jacket position to show her how easily I could destroy her. She then turns around and spits in my face. I get away and just stand back while my roommate holds her back, trying to get her into the car.
Then, the beast tries to lay a guilt trip on my girlfriend. "Fine, go home with him."
My girlfriend is sleeping in my bed right now.
One fatty down.
10-03-2008
, 08:32 PM
Quote:
He told me to call it a day when I lost about 4k in the 30 game and I knew from experience he was right but the play had been so bad I didn't think it was possible to continue to lose damn gamblers falacy. Ended up losing 7500.00. So now I am starting october 6k in the hole. I love starting the month like this. Oh well I ran like God the second half of last month so I was due. At least Im not to upset about it.
So now I am starting october 6k in the hole. I love starting the month like this. Oh well I ran like God the second half of last month so I was due. At least Im not to upset about it.
if you were playing well, and the game was good, then him telling you to leave was wrong.
sure, losing 7K to bad players sucks, but if the games good, it's your job to sit there, even if you are getting hammered.
Now, if you are tilting, trying to "get even", then sure, leave, but ifyou are playing your best, and just getting rivered, then keep playing.
10-03-2008
, 08:36 PM
now, i know i am usually mean to you, but I'm not trying to be mean here, I'm being completely serious.
Does anyone understand what she's trying to say? I have read this five times and I haven't a clue.
10-03-2008
, 08:44 PM
10-04-2008
, 12:09 AM
https://www.tableratings.com/replaye...hash=170865191
heis, its says on the replayer you have K
Q
Flop shows Jc 4s x turn x river 4d
if so, you played his hand awful.
dj 3bets, you cap, he c/r caps the flop of Jx4 two spades, and you have two spades, so it's unlikely he has spades.
so you call down hoping he has one of the three combos of QTs "im guessing other flop card is 8 or 9 for open enders
if this is how you play, welcome to the show
heis, its says on the replayer you have K
QFlop shows Jc 4s x turn x river 4d
if so, you played his hand awful.
dj 3bets, you cap, he c/r caps the flop of Jx4 two spades, and you have two spades, so it's unlikely he has spades.
so you call down hoping he has one of the three combos of QTs "im guessing other flop card is 8 or 9 for open enders
if this is how you play, welcome to the show
10-04-2008
, 12:23 AM
First of all that link doesnt show my hole cards or 2 out of the 5 board cards or any previous hands ... So lol at passing any judgement. You descirbed the situation terribly.
I'm content with every street.. Obviously theres many players/situations where the prelfop cap, and river call is a losing play, but I had reason to suspect they were pretty close to breakeven and served great image purposes.
But whatever, im sure you'll think I play like a donk, many people do. I get told im the worst player in the world by someone probabily every day. But I wind up with their money in the end so thats all that really matters to me
Probabily just on a 500k hand heater
Stage #1087041242: Holdem Normal $15/$30 - 2008-10-03 13:13:26 (ET)
Table: DALY CITY (Real Money) Seat #3 is the dealer
Seat 3 - ILUVHELLMUTH ($1387 in chips)
Seat 4 - NOLES321 ($144 in chips)
Seat 6 - DAJAKA ($1926.50 in chips)
Seat 1 - HEISENB3RG ($558 in chips)
NOLES321 - Posts small blind $10
DAJAKA - Posts big blind $15
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to HEISENB3RG [Ks Qs]
HEISENB3RG - Raises $30 to $30
ILUVHELLMUTH - Folds
NOLES321 - Folds
DAJAKA - Raises $30 to $45
HEISENB3RG - Raises $30 to $60
DAJAKA - Calls $15
*** FLOP *** [4s Jc 10h]
DAJAKA - Checks
HEISENB3RG - Bets $15
DAJAKA - Raises $30 to $30
HEISENB3RG - Raises $30 to $45
DAJAKA - Raises $30 to $60
HEISENB3RG - Calls $15
*** TURN *** [4s Jc 10h] [4d]
DAJAKA - Bets $30
HEISENB3RG - Calls $30
*** RIVER *** [4s Jc 10h 4d] [10s]
DAJAKA - Bets $30
HEISENB3RG - Calls $30
I'm content with every street.. Obviously theres many players/situations where the prelfop cap, and river call is a losing play, but I had reason to suspect they were pretty close to breakeven and served great image purposes.
But whatever, im sure you'll think I play like a donk, many people do. I get told im the worst player in the world by someone probabily every day. But I wind up with their money in the end so thats all that really matters to me
Probabily just on a 500k hand heater
Stage #1087041242: Holdem Normal $15/$30 - 2008-10-03 13:13:26 (ET)
Table: DALY CITY (Real Money) Seat #3 is the dealer
Seat 3 - ILUVHELLMUTH ($1387 in chips)
Seat 4 - NOLES321 ($144 in chips)
Seat 6 - DAJAKA ($1926.50 in chips)
Seat 1 - HEISENB3RG ($558 in chips)
NOLES321 - Posts small blind $10
DAJAKA - Posts big blind $15
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to HEISENB3RG [Ks Qs]
HEISENB3RG - Raises $30 to $30
ILUVHELLMUTH - Folds
NOLES321 - Folds
DAJAKA - Raises $30 to $45
HEISENB3RG - Raises $30 to $60
DAJAKA - Calls $15
*** FLOP *** [4s Jc 10h]
DAJAKA - Checks
HEISENB3RG - Bets $15
DAJAKA - Raises $30 to $30
HEISENB3RG - Raises $30 to $45
DAJAKA - Raises $30 to $60
HEISENB3RG - Calls $15
*** TURN *** [4s Jc 10h] [4d]
DAJAKA - Bets $30
HEISENB3RG - Calls $30
*** RIVER *** [4s Jc 10h 4d] [10s]
DAJAKA - Bets $30
HEISENB3RG - Calls $30
Last edited by Heisenb3rg; 10-04-2008 at 12:39 AM.
10-04-2008
, 12:26 AM
Quote:
https://www.tableratings.com/replaye...hash=170865191
heis, its says on the replayer you have K Q
Flop shows Jc 4s x turn x river 4d
if so, you played his hand awful.
dj 3bets, you cap, he c/r caps the flop of Jx4 two spades, and you have two spades, so it's unlikely he has spades.
so you call down hoping he has one of the three combos of QTs "im guessing other flop card is 8 or 9 for open enders
if this is how you play, welcome to the show
heis, its says on the replayer you have K
QFlop shows Jc 4s x turn x river 4d
if so, you played his hand awful.
dj 3bets, you cap, he c/r caps the flop of Jx4 two spades, and you have two spades, so it's unlikely he has spades.
so you call down hoping he has one of the three combos of QTs "im guessing other flop card is 8 or 9 for open enders
if this is how you play, welcome to the show
10-04-2008
, 12:44 AM
Quote:
First of all that link doesnt show my hole cards or 2 out of the 5 board cards or any previous hands ... So lol at passing any judgement. You descirbed the situation terribly.
I'm content with every street.. Obviously theres many players/situations where the prelfop cap, and river call is a losing play, but I had reason to suspect they were pretty close to breakeven and served great image purposes.
But whatever, im sure you'll think I play like a donk, many people do. I get told im the worst player in the world by someone probabily every day. But I wind up with their money in the end so thats all that really matters to me
Probabily just on a 500k hand heater
Stage #1087041242: Holdem Normal $15/$30 - 2008-10-03 13:13:26 (ET)
Table: DALY CITY (Real Money) Seat #3 is the dealer
Seat 3 - ILUVHELLMUTH ($1387 in chips)
Seat 4 - NOLES321 ($144 in chips)
Seat 6 - DAJAKA ($1926.50 in chips)
Seat 1 - HEISENB3RG ($558 in chips)
NOLES321 - Posts small blind $10
DAJAKA - Posts big blind $15
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to HEISENB3RG [Ks Qs]
HEISENB3RG - Raises $30 to $30
ILUVHELLMUTH - Folds
NOLES321 - Folds
DAJAKA - Raises $30 to $45
HEISENB3RG - Raises $30 to $60
DAJAKA - Calls $15
*** FLOP *** [4s Jc 10h]
DAJAKA - Checks
HEISENB3RG - Bets $15
DAJAKA - Raises $30 to $30
HEISENB3RG - Raises $30 to $45
DAJAKA - Raises $30 to $60
HEISENB3RG - Calls $15
*** TURN *** [4s Jc 10h] [4d]
DAJAKA - Bets $30
HEISENB3RG - Calls $30
*** RIVER *** [4s Jc 10h 4d] [10s]
DAJAKA - Bets $30
HEISENB3RG - Calls $30
I'm content with every street.. Obviously theres many players/situations where the prelfop cap, and river call is a losing play, but I had reason to suspect they were pretty close to breakeven and served great image purposes.
But whatever, im sure you'll think I play like a donk, many people do. I get told im the worst player in the world by someone probabily every day. But I wind up with their money in the end so thats all that really matters to me
Probabily just on a 500k hand heater
Stage #1087041242: Holdem Normal $15/$30 - 2008-10-03 13:13:26 (ET)
Table: DALY CITY (Real Money) Seat #3 is the dealer
Seat 3 - ILUVHELLMUTH ($1387 in chips)
Seat 4 - NOLES321 ($144 in chips)
Seat 6 - DAJAKA ($1926.50 in chips)
Seat 1 - HEISENB3RG ($558 in chips)
NOLES321 - Posts small blind $10
DAJAKA - Posts big blind $15
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to HEISENB3RG [Ks Qs]
HEISENB3RG - Raises $30 to $30
ILUVHELLMUTH - Folds
NOLES321 - Folds
DAJAKA - Raises $30 to $45
HEISENB3RG - Raises $30 to $60
DAJAKA - Calls $15
*** FLOP *** [4s Jc 10h]
DAJAKA - Checks
HEISENB3RG - Bets $15
DAJAKA - Raises $30 to $30
HEISENB3RG - Raises $30 to $45
DAJAKA - Raises $30 to $60
HEISENB3RG - Calls $15
*** TURN *** [4s Jc 10h] [4d]
DAJAKA - Bets $30
HEISENB3RG - Calls $30
*** RIVER *** [4s Jc 10h 4d] [10s]
DAJAKA - Bets $30
HEISENB3RG - Calls $30
i can pass all the judgement i want
i know you don't know dajaka that well, but really, you messed this hand up somewhere.
you really have two options
call the flop check raise and call down UI, which is fine, since you beat so many open enders and gutshots
3bet the flop for value/freecard/whatever, call a cap, then fold if you miss
I know you don't know dajaka, since it's your first time at AP, but when he check raises the flop, you are already in a world of trouble with KQ, but since you have good equity against his range, 3betting here is fine, but once he caps, it's all over.
I know "why" you played this hand like this, and called down, because you think all players are spew monkeys like you, but they aren't.
Also, just knowing your hole cards are KQ, and the the board is Jx4x4, and dajaka checkraised/capped the flop, and knowing he had AJ, and you lost, I am confident in saying you ****ed up. without even knowing the other two cards.
unless the board was J4444, even then, you messed up the flop
10-04-2008
, 12:46 AM
nevermind
xpert play