lol @ ever thinking TR's grading system is even remotely relevant to actual level of playing ability.

lol, yeah i thought i gave it away when i ended my first post in this thread with, "don't forget to bring a towel".

GCP i like u.

i think i'd actually rather play scott 3 or 4 handed, as long as i sat to his immediate left. my man opens like 70% from the cutoff. that's a funny story tho, here's 5 bb's now get the heck outta here. who was it? beans?

vic...which makes it even more funny

tex is getting kicked around pretty hard here. the other night i was playing with him for a long time and he was down. a hand then came up where someone cr'd turn, got tex to fold and showed 86o for a total bluff. tex just wrote, "dirty" in the chat and went on playing his game. i respect the guy.

i think if he cleared up a few leaks he'd be very difficult to deal with.

hi tex

this guy is as clever as minuteman4

I'm cleverer.

Towel_E, coach me?

He is too high. Sorry.

you're welcome

Are you the guy who sold me shrooms in golden gate park? Didn't realize you were a 2p2er. In any case, ty.

A: i don't think i'm good enough to coach anyone beyond a beginner level
2: my first lesson would be, don't CR me without the absolute nuts
D: you should ask facedoll for coaching, she's the man

i appreciate the offer, if anything it would be a peer to peer study group. we play the same limits and it's not like i'm a big winner. if you have tex's number per chance, now there's someone i can coach. i would only charge 50% of his rb. it would be a win/Win(the second Win is for me obv).

so heartpunch asked me if i had a blue monkey butt at the tables tonight. did i miss a southpark episode, or am i missing an inside joke, or am i the joke?

super confus-ed.

*just requested check by mail, limit is $3k now. what up with that? oooh weee, what up with that, what's up with that?

http://www.hulu.com/watch/102975/sat...t-up-with-that

anyone else laugh at inside?

bank wire ftw

i have bank of america and they hate poker players. will they hang me if i do bank wire?

new bank ftw

I've wired to BoA. Not once, not twice, but thrice. I was never questioned about it. But yeah, ime they do hate poker players, so if they ask (which they probably won't) just tell them it's a confidential business matter and that they should mind their own business.

ETA: I tried to open a SEP IRA last spring. When I told them what I did for a living they said they couldn't open one for me. I went to another BoA, said I was an investor and they opened the SEP IRA. I still give those *******s my business for some reason.

I couldn't make it that far.

No. I called you a baboon because you made a ******ed play and cost me a pot for no reason.

I wanted to know which variety of simian you were:

Blue assed:
http://www.sandiegozoo.org/kids/imag...drill_rump.jpg

or other.

I have never made a south park reference in my life.

Cute

Definitely wire, I haven't requested by check in 6 months, too painful.

I used to be at a large bank, I was lying to them about what I did...when I moved farther to the cities I opened an account at a small town bank. When I opened it I told them "this is the deal, I play online poker for a living, I'm going to be moving a large sum (thinly veiled brag ITT) to your bank, if you want my money you will accept the fact that I "gamble" online, if not, then I'll go across the street to **** bank". Everything was fine, then I had a great month in december and did about 5 wire transfer (*** FTP and their maximum on wires). They called me, asked why I got so many transfers from Singapore, I told them it was from online poker...they said, "oh, you must be doing well, good job!" That was the end of it.

palomino turning e-peen into real-life peen w.r.t. banks ITT

Providing them your senior class yearbook photo was a nice touch.

Yeah you look younger than me in that picture.