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07-09-2009 , 08:22 PM
Gosh if only there was some way 2+2 allowed users to ignore other users posts! I don't know much about either Hip or Catnapper's abilities as they relate to technology, but i really think if either of you could figure this out it would solve the problem.
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07-09-2009 , 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by walsh313
Gosh if only there was some way 2+2 allowed users to ignore other users posts! I don't know much about either Hip or Catnapper's abilities as they relate to technology, but i really think if either of you could figure this out it would solve the problem.


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07-09-2009 , 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted by DrVanNostrin
AFAIK here's what's going on ITT:
-thehip and catnapper are secretly in love, however both have too much pride to admit it
-ILP has failed to delivery on pics, however this will be tolerated if he can produce a naked pic of his new asian gf wearing the UV helmet within a week
-mysterious four letter words are being used
-palomino is temporarily a non-smily using bitch
-gnome shows up with a list
-i'm not sharp enough to figure out what said list's significance is

If someone could help me out with the last part that would be greeeeeaaaaaat. Be shipping a pm, if necessary.
I'm smiling again...no worries.

I already stated basically what the list means to me....I noticed that they are all players that play short handed a lot that don't game select all. They sit down and play anyone, anytime. The are all decentish players, some better than others, some not very good at all, but no notable "fish". I have chatted with some, not with others. Many of them don't play any lower than 30/60 from what I've seen. Although I rarely play lower than 15/30 anymore either so I wouldn't know if they did either (thinly veiled brag?). Take from that what you will.
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07-09-2009 , 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted by DrVanNostrin
-ILP has failed to delivery on pics, however this will be tolerated if he can produce a naked pic of his new asian gf wearing the UV helmet within a week
Ha! Naked pics of this girl is never happening. Asian girls simply don't do that which pisses me off since I seem to always end up with them. I prefer super slutty girls but apparently they're hard to find and get for me. I ran hot when I was younger. My first 3 girlfriends were super slutty. They would do anything I wanted them to do. And each one of them probably cheated on me 30-100 times. I liked them all very much.

Over the last 5 years I keep ending up with loyal good girls. It's a curse really. All I can tell you is this, if I ever end up with a super slutty girl again I promise you and anyone else in this forum, I will send them naked pics. That promise would actually mean something if I were much better looking. Unfortunately I'm not, so I have to take whatever I can get, so whether I end up with a super slutty girl again will come down to pure luck.

I suppose I could try to take naked pics of my Asian girl when she's sleeping. (She always sleeps in the nude). The only problem is she's a very light sleeper and I'm very clumsy with a camera. I wouldn't hold your breath on this one, but if I ever pull this off expect some PMs.
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07-09-2009 , 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted by TheHip41
You enjoy playing God don't you.
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07-09-2009 , 11:50 PM
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Originally Posted by ILOVEPOKER929

you can GTFO too


ps, ty for the pic


pss, don't take naked pics of your girlfriend when she's sleeping, if she finds out, then we might have two asians trying to kill you
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07-10-2009 , 03:26 AM
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Originally Posted by walsh313
Gosh if only there was some way 2+2 allowed users to ignore other users posts! I don't know much about either Hip or Catnapper's abilities as they relate to technology, but i really think if either of you could figure this out it would solve the problem.
He used to say I was in his "ignore list", but I think he lied about that. He couldn't shut up.
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07-10-2009 , 03:26 AM
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Originally Posted by ILOVEPOKER929
You showed me a pic of his cat. UGLY.
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07-10-2009 , 11:18 AM
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Originally Posted by catnapper
You showed me a pic of his cat. UGLY.
I can't remember doing that, but I think all cats are ugly anyways. I don't think it's possible to be a real man and love cats. I could be wrong though.

Last edited by ILOVEPOKER929; 07-10-2009 at 11:19 AM. Reason: Nah, it's pretty much impossible that I'm wrong on this.
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07-10-2009 , 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted by ILOVEPOKER929
I can't remember doing that, but I think all cats are ugly anyways. I don't think it's possible to be a real man and love cats. I could be wrong though.

at least i am capable of loving something other than myself



ooooooooooooooooooooo
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07-10-2009 , 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted by TheHip41
pss, don't take naked pics of your girlfriend when she's sleeping, if she finds out, then we might have two asians trying to kill you
You speak from experience?
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07-10-2009 , 02:48 PM
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Originally Posted by DrVanNostrin
You speak from experience?
no, i actually respect the women i date
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07-10-2009 , 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by ILOVEPOKER929
Ha! Naked pics of this girl is never happening. Asian girls simply don't do that which pisses me off since I seem to always end up with them. I prefer super slutty girls but apparently they're hard to find and get for me. I ran hot when I was younger. My first 3 girlfriends were super slutty. They would do anything I wanted them to do. And each one of them probably cheated on me 30-100 times. I liked them all very much.

Over the last 5 years I keep ending up with loyal good girls. It's a curse really. All I can tell you is this, if I ever end up with a super slutty girl again I promise you and anyone else in this forum, I will send them naked pics. That promise would actually mean something if I were much better looking. Unfortunately I'm not, so I have to take whatever I can get, so whether I end up with a super slutty girl again will come down to pure luck.

I suppose I could try to take naked pics of my Asian girl when she's sleeping. (She always sleeps in the nude). The only problem is she's a very light sleeper and I'm very clumsy with a camera. I wouldn't hold your breath on this one, but if I ever pull this off expect some PMs.
I bet it would be really tough to get the helmet on her without waking her up.
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07-10-2009 , 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted by TheHip41
at least i am capable of loving something other than myself



ooooooooooooooooooooo
You can see my screen name right?
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07-10-2009 , 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by TheHip41
no, i actually respect the women i date
Taking naked pics of my girl while she's sleeping to show people on the internet = I don't respect her?

Complete non sequitur imo. All we can deduce from that is I like taking naked pictures of my girl and showing others.
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07-10-2009 , 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by DrVanNostrin
I bet it would be really tough to get the helmet on her without waking her up.
Yeah I would need some GHB for that. Using GHB on your girlfriend...redundant perhaps but nevertheless potentially very hot.
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07-10-2009 , 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by ILOVEPOKER929
You can see my screen name right?

probably the biggest misnomer in this place


it should be


IHatePokerLessThan925
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07-10-2009 , 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted by TheHip41
probably the biggest misnomer in this place


it should be


IHatePokerLessThan925
Logic fail. I once loved poker therefore I am capable of loving something other than myself. QED.
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07-10-2009 , 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by DrVanNostrin
You speak from experience?
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Originally Posted by TheHip41
no, i actually respect the women i date
That's nice, respectable and all except he only took a crotch shot of one of his front row students and violated his teaching code of conduct.

True story with proof.
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07-10-2009 , 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Palomino
I'm smiling again...no worries.

I already stated basically what the list means to me....I noticed that they are all players that play short handed a lot that don't game select all. They sit down and play anyone, anytime. The are all decentish players, some better than others, some not very good at all, but no notable "fish". I have chatted with some, not with others. Many of them don't play any lower than 30/60 from what I've seen. Although I rarely play lower than 15/30 anymore either so I wouldn't know if they did either (thinly veiled brag?). Take from that what you will.
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do they ever play more than one table? do they every play at each others tables?
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07-10-2009 , 11:49 PM
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Originally Posted by catnapper
That's nice, respectable and all except he only took a crotch shot of one of his front row students and violated his teaching code of conduct.

True story with proof.

which you then sent to the Michigan school board to get my license suspended.

and yet you aren't vindictive.

true story
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07-11-2009 , 12:22 AM
This thread just keeps getting better and better!
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07-11-2009 , 12:24 AM
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do they ever play more than one table? do they every play at each others tables?
Holy ****, they never play with each other at the same table.
I just looked at my database for every player in that list and not ONE of them has played together..

Very surprised to find they're bots, because they all play different (and what seemed to me as varying degrees of bad)

Airjordan has a very "bottish" style, being strangly passive at times. But I can swear Ive seen him tilt. Ive berated him quite a few times and he never replied. Much more unique style than any other player on the list.

Ganathe Ive seen around a lot and plays much more agressive than the other playesr that i've noticed. an occasional super overplaying of hand.

Ive chatted with Vinnynyny before, (me saying "WTF sick" on him 1 outering me in a huge potand him laughing). Would be extremly surprised if he was a bot. But again he

xoxoangel, is the one with the guy smoking a cigar as his avatar right? if its who I think , just a pretty bad player over all.

HMgadget has an unreal high WTSD.. thats all I can remmeber from him.

They definitly all play very different the ones I recognize (although all bad in their own weird way).

And to think all the HU action ive given these people lol...
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07-11-2009 , 12:45 AM
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which you then sent to the Michigan school board to get my license suspended.

and yet you aren't vindictive.

true story
Wait a second, did your license actually get suspended?
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07-11-2009 , 12:47 AM
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Originally Posted by DrVanNostrin
This thread just keeps getting better and better!
I saw the pic. I still don't understand how Derek pulled it off without the girl or any other student catching him. I mean we're talking about real ninja **** here.
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