You obv missed the part where hip said "obv doesn't work in this context"

I don't buy it. I know you all said you hated poker but I felt the enthusiasm and it was nice. If I had to guess who liked poker the least it would be me. I think the meager amount of hands I've played the last two months is a good indicator of my antipathy for the game. I wish I could change my 2+2 name. The irony taunts me incessantly. I love this website though and all the great minds that post here. Being around you guys made me want to play again.

tequila is a hell of a drink

I would think a guy would feel bad ifvthe only way it happened if the girl was drunk, however, I may be wrong

Depends how strictly we adhere to the bolded part. If that IS the only way a guy can get a girl then I agree with you. But if a guy needs to get say 98% of the girls he wants to sleep with drunk but can get 2% sober, then I don't think he'll feel bad at all. For the most part guys don't care how they get sex as long as they get it.

You can take what I say with a grain of salt though because I've never known how to work the "get the girl drunk" angle cuz I don't drink myself (I've never even been drunk before). Every girl I've had sex with has been sober. The only time I had a chance to have sex with a drunk girl I couldn't get it up. This wasn't cuz of my conscience, just a massive failure on my part.

I feel the only way to get you to have sex with a guy, namely me, would be massive amounts of tequila.

If I drank that much I'd be passed out. No offense obv.

I don't see how that stops you from having sex.

I want to clarify something. I have had girlfriends who were drunk that I've had sex with. Every girl I've had sex with for the first time was sober so I've never gotten a girl because she was drunk. The girl mentioned above should've been the exception obviously but she smelled terrible and I think that's what made me go soft. Now on to my next question:

Say your girlfriend is really drunk and you're having sex with her and then she passes out. Is it immoral to continue having sex with her?

well it depends on the girl.

why dont u drink ilovepoker?

Depends on your moral standards obv, but if I were the girl I would have to say yes.

if somehow i got palo naked and willing, her passing out, and the threat of 10 years in jail would not stop me.

worth it imo



also, i just got drunk with ilp's sister and best friend on comp fruity drinks. it's been at least 10 years since I have been drunk. it's nice.

Well this happened with one of my exes and I must admit I continued having sex with her and I gotta admit, I thought it was hot. There was an inner voice inside of me saying "You're a weirdo" but I ignored it.

It's funny as I'm typing this Thehip and my sister are in my room drunk off their asses. Jesus Christ it's annoying!

I actually do drink 5 ounces of red wine 3-4 days a week for the antioxidants and it's life extension properties. Other than that the reason I don't drink (haven't been drunk) or do drugs is cuz I'm really paranoid when it comes to doing anything that adversely affects my brain. Plus the smell of beer and liquor really repels me.

Remind me not to meet up with you alone in vegas

ya i had a girl tell me she liked to wake up getting screwed. she also said she wasnt worried about getting raped bc "it was just surprise sex." i never hooked up with her but i think i had a chance. oh well.

well im not so sure your brain is that functional if you are letting hip get drunk with your sister.

QFT...especially after reading his last post.

Ha! Well if Derek ended up having sex with my sister due to alcohol being involved I wouldn't have a problem. I don't view sex as something sacred. Just a fun pleasurable activity that most humans/animals do and alcohol seems to get things started for a lot of people.

Now if I found out that Derek had sex with my sister after she was passed out, then I would be pissed. Having sex with another human being without their consent is very wrong in my book. I realize I'm dangerously close to being a hypocrite, but I would never have sex with any girl if she was already passed out. The fact that my girlfriend passed out in the middle of sex is a blurry moral area for me. I can certainly be convinced that what I did was wrong. Based on my gut it doesn't feel right. (I was horny and wanted to cum, not an excuse just the truth)

Funny part is the next day, my girlfriend claimed she didn't even remember us having sex at all. I told her I finished quickly after she passed out and she didn't mind so at least I'm off the hook with her.

I also think that Derek would never take advantage of my sister or Palo if they were passed out. He likes to joke around about this, but I strongly believe he's a stand-up moral guy. I've certainly seen no evidence to the contrary.

Um I think you definitely had a chance! When a girl talks that explicitly about sex to me I always think my chances go up big time. That girl sounds like a freak! We need more of those in this world imo.

This is very true. As a few of you now know, I talk a big game, but I'm just a nice guy nerd with big dreams.

As some real evidence, my fiance and I went out with friends over summer break (this was a few years ago), i had 1 drink (DD) and she had 4ish.

We got home later and were making out and she just fell asleep.

I didn't have sex with her, I just went on 2p2.

Wait, the process has already begun. Based on my moral logic it's anal time!

is it ever anal time?

anal is so overrated

Are you guys talking exclusively unresponsive sex after alcohol? What about when one is unconscious due to exhaustion? We have a running battle under this circumstance, but we mutually think its pretty funny.

I guess you probably have to get 10x as rough to wake up a drunk.

I don't think your story would hold up in court.